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[Slayven]

Cuz now he doesn't have to do shit.

 

[Toa TAK]

Why do people do this to themselves?

 

[EdibleExplosives]

eh?

 

[TUSR]

okay?

 

[Solo]

Boyfriend or boy friend?

He's in the 'zone.

 

[Joel Was Right]

How do you know she has a boyfriend?

 

[GK86]

Juan, you dumb fuck.

 

[donkey show]

Cuz now he doesn't have to do shit.

Because she pretty much has to.

 

[Trey]

This hurts to look at.

 

[Solo]

But who was Juan?

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

Thanks .... bro.

 

[shira]

He went to Jared, and her boyfriend appreciates it.

Huh?

 

[Archer]

Every kiss begins with Kay.

 

[SteveWinwood]

It can only be Jared's!

 

[Lemon Crest]

Omega level simp

 

[Camp Lo]

Juan, you dumb fuck.

.

 

[Tecl0n]

So benito is the boyfriend? I don't get this.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

If my friend did this shit for his non girl friend...

...I'd slap the taste out that dude's mouth

What a fuckin' mark

 

[StriKeVillain]

Oh man - haha.

 

[marrec]

It's obviously his sister.

Juan-kun!

 

[Dennis]

I....am...a little...confused?

 

[CrashPrime]

FRIENDZONE. ABORT! ABORT!

 

[Easy_D]

If my friend did this shit for his non girl friend...

...I'd slap the taste out that dude's mouth

What a fuckin' mark

At least it wasn't a car

 

[Slayven]

Huh?

It's a joke. Cause simp targets usually have a dude.

 

[BFIB]

He should have went to Larry Flynt's instead.

 

[jossueinacoma]

poor sap.

 

[EdibleExplosives]

If my friend did this shit for his non girl friend...

...I'd slap the taste out that dude's mouth

What a fuckin' mark

Yeah man, GRRR! MANLY SHIT! Let's all rip our shirts off and rub oil on each other and shit.

 

[Ferrio]

Wait how do we not know Juan isn't her boyfriend?

 

[sfedai0]

Hes a girls best friend.

 

[Himynameischris]

Wait...I'm really confused...are they related..? Just friends??

 

[Horseticuffs]

I guess you might say he is Juan in a million, eh guys?

 

[Aldebaran]

So benito is the boyfriend? I don't get this.

I think so. Poor Juan.

 

[heliosRAzi]

It's obviously his sister.

Juan-kun!

.

 

[R2D4]

Is Juan her brother? Her friend? Who's the boyfriend? I don't get this at all.

 

[tycoonheart]

Wait how do we not know Juan isn't her boyfriend?

"Thank you bro..."

 

[GeoNeo]

I bet he would lick her BF's cum off her back if he could.

Omega Fraud.

 

[TUSR]

I guess you might say he is Juan in a million, eh guys?

Then who was wallet?

I bet he would lick her BF's cum off her back if he could.

Omega Fraud.

K what.

 

[Heysoos]

For those confused, the dude bought gifts for a girl who already has a boyfriend.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Pure ass Simp

 

[.la1n]

 

[crpav]

Thank you bro? What is going on?

 

[bro1]

Juan, Juan, Juan....because women always drop their panties for presents.

 

[SteveWinwood]

I bet he would lick her BF's cum off her back if he could.

Omega Fraud.

the fuck

 

[jtb]

who has that kind of money? goddamn.

 

[sans_pants]

does this guy have no friends or family to talk some sense into him?

 

[R2D4]

For those confused, the dude bought gifts for a girl who already has a boyfriend.

We are probably confused how you get that conclusion out of that facebook conversation.

 

[Zeppu]

http://www.jared.com/ProductDisplay...pe=Base&categoryId=&langId=-1&catalogId=10001

 

[J-Rod]

Damn, that is a lot of kindness coins.

 

[PS3GamerKyle]

Is Juan her brother? Her friend? Who's the boyfriend? I don't get this at all.

Juan is a simp.

 

[sans_pants]

the fuck

he's right