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[Salsa]

so when can I make a crow-eating thread?

because im gonna

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

Don't worry, I'll make a heartfelt and genuine concession speech once Kojima is done with his conference.

Yeah, I'll keep believing until the last second.

 

[NewFresh]

I may have been wrong, but in the end, I think believing was the right choice.

 

[ultron87]

You all are awwwwfffullllly confident for there still being a lot of time left in this talk.

 

[Tookay]

Logic prevails over a Japanese company using a late night Spike TV program to stealth announce its ability to create CG characters better than Hollywood on a gameplay engine from a director famous for his reliance on real-time cinematics over CG.

 

[MormaPope]

so when can I make a crow-eating thread?

because im gonna

I already called a concession thread, I'm going to lose with honor.

 

[Gui_PT]

TEAM REAL



TEAM


REAL!

 

[Rickenslacker]

Remember when his lower eyelids were an impossibility? Or it being impossible for him to talk with his mouth movements? Reality is just blowing TeamCG's mind.

 

[lazybones18]

Shit, I overslept and missed the reveal

 

[Salsa]

I already called a concession thread, I'm going to lose with honor.

aight

I respect that

 

[ZeroRay]

I am a blowhard and a coward.

 

[Mikey Jr.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111


EXPLAIN YOURSELVES #TeamCG Delusional!

What happened to the teeth overlapping? The stupid t-shirt thing? The eyelashes?

How do you explain this in your mind?

 

[Kokonoe]

It should have been obvious it was real from first glance.

 

[Kageshinzo]

But... but... the teeth clipping! And the bandages? Isn't that why Joakim is bandaged? Render skin something something stuff not real?

And guys... guys... he acts weird! He must be CG!

RIGHT? RIGHT GUISE?

GUISE?

 

[Arozay]

It should have been obvious it was real from first glance.

Should have been. Then Gaf went full retard.

 

[shinobi602]

I thought most people were joking....come on guys, tell me you were...

 

[Az]

We were the dreamers, foolish, naive, but dreamers at last.

*tear
*walks away into the sunset.

 

[Makai]

I thought most people were joking....come on guys, tell me you were...

nope.

 

[Ryuhza]

It was a lot of fun while it lasted. Now that it's over, I don't really have anything to regret.

 

[raphier]

Why cg will never look real: When you point out uncanny valley, the person will start to find flaws even in a photography.

bhahah

 

[Kerub]

I thought most people were joking....come on guys, tell me you were...

Wait, so some gaffers actually thought it was CG? I thought that was a joke to mock /v/. lol, sometimes you guys are just too much.

 

[Jex]

Okay, you win TEAM REAL. Are you happy?

Are you happy being cynical jaded dudes who enjoy crushed dreams and imagination destroyed?

Yes.

 

[Doctor Decimate]

maybe Kojima is CG

 

[The Lamp]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111


EXPLAIN YOURSELVES #TeamCG Delusional!

What happened to the teeth overlapping? The stupid t-shirt thing? The eyelashes?

How do you explain this in your mind?

They intentionally made the interview look fishy to throw people off and TeamCG caught on and Team Real just couldn't handle it.

 

[Des0lar]

From Debbie, courtesy of her Mom's WW II cookbook

Crow and Mushroom Stew

3 crows
1 Tbsp lard/shortening
1 pint stock or gravy
2 Tbsp cream
1/2 cup mushrooms
salt and pepper
cayenne pepper

Clean and cut crows into small portions and let them cook a short time in the lard/shortening in a saucepan, being careful not to brown them.
Next, add to the contents of the pan, the stock or gravy, and salt, pepper and cayenne to taste.
Simmer 1 hour, or until tender, add mushrooms, simmer 10 minutes more and then stir in cream.
Arrange the mushrooms around the crows on a hot platter.

Potted Crow:

6 crows
3 bacon slices
stuffing of your choice
1 diced carrot
1 diced onion
chopped parsley
hot water or stock
1/4 cup shortening
1/4 cup flour
buttered toast

Clean and dress crows; stuff and place them upright in stew-pan on the slices of bacon. Add the carrot, onion and a little parsley, and cover with boiling water or stock.
Cover the pot and let simmer for 2-3 hours, or until tender, adding boiling water or stock when necessary.
Make a sauce of the shortening and flour and 2 cups of the stock remaining in the pan.

Serve each crow on a thin slice of moistened toast, and pour gravy over all.

Crow Pie:

1 crow
stuffing of your choice
salt and pepper
shortening
flour
2 Pie crust mixes
2-3 hard-boiled eggs

Stuff the crow. Loosen joints with a knife but do not cut through.
Simmer the crow in a stew-pan, with enough water to cover, until nearly tender, then season with salt and pepper. Remove meat from bones and set aside.
Prepare pie crusts as directed. (Do not bake)
Make a medium thick gravy with flour, shortening, and juices in which the crow has cooked and let cool.
Line a pie plate with pie crust and line with slices of hard-boiled egg. Place crow meat on top. Layer gravy over the crow. Place second pie dough crust over top.
Bake at 450 degrees for 1/2 hour.

Collected by Bert Christensen

 

[Always-honest]

I thought most people were joking....come on guys, tell me you were...

nope. they were for real.
Thread of the century though

 

[RoKKeR]

Can't believe how many TeamCG fools there were.

 

[CamHostage]

Hey, it was fun while it lasted. I would have heaped great heaping kudos on Mushroomer25 and his followers if it proved true.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Of course he wasn't CG. Anyone who seriously thought so must be insane.

But I'm sure when it comes to movie CG, everyone's an expert and can tell the terrible obvious CG from what's real.

 

[Misterinenja]

It's still CG to me.

 

[Salacious Crumb]

Not once did my confidence waiver even slightly, I would've bet a million dollars on this dude being real without hesitation.

At least now I have a nice list of 839 people whose opinions on CG I can ignore

 

[BGBW]

Team CG awfully quiet up in here all of a sudden.

Come on fools, you got crow to eat, *lots* of crow.

Have you considered the fact that they are watching the stream?

 

[Rickenslacker]

I dunno what TeamCG was talkin' 'bout, I'm havin' lots of #TeamFun at their expense right now.

 

[Mr. Fix]

I regret nothing!

 

[Chamber]

Joakim will always be CG to me.

 

[jett]

#trolljima? These people trolled themselves.

 

[Truespeed]

If it's any consolation the conference room looked real.

Spoiler

Actually, not really

 

[Kerub]

nope. they were for real.
Thread of the century though

Maybe they were CG. Can't you see that the shadows are un-natural?

 

[TheSeks]

Are you happy being cynical jaded dudes who enjoy crushed dreams and imagination destroyed?

Yes. Your tears are delicious and my fuel.

 

[Krev]

Logic prevails over a Japanese company using a late night Spike TV program to stealth announce its ability to create CG characters better than Hollywood on a gameplay engine from a director famous for his reliance on real-time cinematics over CG.

Puts it all in perspective. Team CG's argument had EVERYTHING against it and nothing going for it.

 

[Blitzzz]

lol TeamCGers will never see the real world the same again

 

[Deleted member 13876]

Confrontation

 

[Chû Totoro]

I'm a sad panda

 

[Tomodachi]

Yeah well I still think it's CG.

Spoiler

not really :'(

 

[Tookay]

They intentionally made the interview look fishy to throw people off and TeamCG caught on and Team Real just couldn't handle it.

The only thing TeamCG caught was a prank by fucking 4Chan.

 

[angular graphics]

Finally an end to this madness. LOL TeamCG see you in the next Carnival of Stupid!

 

[Chake]

Maybe next gen.

 

[Phonomezer]

 

[BurnOutBrighter]

#TeamCG will never die!

 

[Truespeed]

The GDC presentation of the Fox engine is CG. And confirmed.