Army of cunts
Led by the cuntish Scot
Their cuntish ways
Led them to the top
Extra Fergie time
Mind controlled Webb
Plastic cunt fans
All over this thread
Fuck this old man
And fuck his cuntish boys
Watch your team get bent
By the man named Moyes
Remember next year,
When you finish 10th place,
The words of mighty Drogba
"It's a fuckin disgrace!!!"




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GAFfers' Clubs - which team is the best supported on GAF?
AC Milan - dschalter, flippedb, Jabo, TheLucifer, no fun allowed
Ajax - Arjen, FeD.nL, Wessiej, Linius
Arsenal - 90TilInfinity, Anderson, Baconsaurus, Boozeroony, colonisation, DangerousMali, DOBERMAN INC, Dibbz, Freewheelin', Ghouse, Ingeniero, Jason Raize '75 - '04, Judderman, Kweh, Lightning, omgkitty, pix, Plasma, Salvadora, Az, bud, the walrus, Burgess_101, Suen, Ribbed Hero, phaze, Starish
Aston Villa - Awesome Animals, rodvik, Wes
Athletic Bilbao - sneaky77
Barcelona - FootballFan, Messi, OriginalThinking, Verano, AndresON777, Linius, Fady K, keit4
Bayern Munich (lol)- Antioch, Blablurn, elsk, Fry8(became Schweini because Bayern are currently playing better than Liverpool. Also has terrible taste in television shows), Gambit, Hasphat'sAnts, Hieberrr, kingslunk, Nemic77, spidye, fuenf, ElTopo,
Bayer Leverkusen - Kenka
Benfica - Andrefpvs, DyonPT, rvy, ThaneKrios, Lambda Piscium, MrKaepora
Besiktas - besiktas1, Silphatos, ILvane
Blackburn - Jeff Albertson
Borussia Dortmund - Phantast2k, Milchmonster, deroli
Bradford City - L1NETT
Celtic - Sage00
Chelsea (Champions of Europe)- Fintan, flintstryker, Gaaraz, GQman2121, Help Me!, JWong, Kylehimself, PrematureQuiche, SenorDingDong, steverulez, xintin, Outsanity, TrueBlue, Colonel Nasty, H13, WoodenLung, Fady K, Kaiden, Qindarka
Chesterfield FC - Nyunpa
Club Deportivo Guadalajara - Regulus Tera, Koko
Copenhagen - Woodenlung
Corinthians (Champions of the World) - seabee, ty_hot
Cork City - juanpablo (the top billin, truest, ultimate, non ultra (he don't fight) hustla up in tha ghetto)
Deportivo La Coruña - Jabo, keit4
Eintracht Frankfurt - thy_
Everton - faridmon, sazabirules, Temrer
Fenerbahce - UV-6, Frustrated_me
Feyenoord - Baconsaurus, Tha Destiny
Fulham - xbhaskarx
Hamburger SV - The_Joker
Huddersfield Town - Cindres
Internazionale - adriano999
Juventus - .Shodan, Charles, fadetoblack, Rikkun, Shake Appeal, Smeghead, Yurt, Zabojnik, Pulga, Korez
Leeds United - amitaiwinehouse
Liverpool - Arnie, ATF487, bjaelke, bonesmccoy, CaramaC, Cerebral Assassin, danwarb, Dark Machine, Darth Sonik, DJmizuhara, elseanio, Feorax, Schweini(a bit like gerrard but slow and fat), FuturusX, jamieson87, K444WSR, labadal, Lord Snow, BrentonRodgers, MarshMellow96, odd_morsel, operon, PaulLFC, PJX, Seep, severin, Shogun PaiN, Skoptsie, sohois, tri_willy, Vard, Yenrot, everthustodeadbeats, Sane_Man, PowerTaxi, SubtleClouds
Malaga - tolkir
Man City - BattleMedic, confuziz, dc89, Manager, Meier, Mangoverboard
Man Utd (cunts)- Ashes1396, BLSwagger10, blurrygil, Brinbe, Cyport, Desmond, doicare, DominoKid, Dynoro, elfinke, Fëanor, Grover Cleveland, Jburton, K1LLER7, kharma45, KidA Seven, LabouredSubterfuge, LanceVance, magnificent83, MrPing1000, pappe, pslayer666, Requiem, Salazar (clueless), Slizz, Snaku, Stubo, Soi-Fong, The Friendly Monster, Tim the Wiz, Tunic, UFCLOL, Vivalaraza (false prophet), Wilbury (do not approach), WJD, yella, deGod, shortyme, Sleeplessnights, Kikarian, scently
Newcastle - Carbonox_Ratchet, choodi, Chriswok, JesusTom, Keio, Kyoufu, offshore, Shahed1987, Willkiller
New York Red Bulls - Judderman
Northampton Town FC - OnettHansen
Olympiakos - gate777
Palermo - Joe, WoodenLung
Pescara - Gianni Merryman
Porto - El Tigre, Letters, RaGe_pt, tonitoni
PSG - Timurid (life long supporter)
QPR - Polari
Reading - immy
Real España - Pulga, elsk
Real Madrid - Anastacio, bud23, Madridy, MPW, Noirulus, PantyPhantom, Spanish Wrath, FaK, Pulga, RichieS99, Koko, Suen, Relaxed Muscle, WAR recon zero, DerZuhälter, Frustrated_me, Raptor
Rubin Kazan - RichieS99
Schalke 04 - Sveitadurgur
Sheffield Wednesday - Bumhead
Southampton - IamMikeside
Sporting CP - BLSwagger10, LFMartins86
Sunderland- HixxSAFC, madmackem, The Super Bob, Meteorain
Tottenham - Bungieware, Clydefrog, near, NeoTB1, Scum, sefskillz, Ushojax, zomgbbqftw, kingellesar
Torino F.C – Timurid
Werder Bremen - Gummifaust, Hackbert
West Ham United - MidnightRider
Zenit Saint Petersburg - Sviatoslav
Let me know your team and I'll add you to the list (PM works better than posting in the thread).
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