いや、みだらなこと
Animal Crossing: New Leaf comes out in a month.
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いや、みだらなこと
Ha! This is amazing.
In the GCN version, Limberg migrated from my real-life pal's town, which was named Detroit. He introduced himself thusly: "I'm Limberg from Detroit, dammit!"
Man, you keep this up and I'm going to have to hire Billy Crystal for all the Golden Titty Awards that will need to be handed out!
Added!
This may be impossible. I think there's a ratio thing where there has to have at least one male/female and not too many villagers with the same species and/or personality.
はい、それは良い作品。
Lucent
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lol I think it's hilarious. It's like putting a fragmented memory back together.
Hmmm...darn...I'll have to think of a way to tie the males into the lore of the town.
I really just put that through a translator. My Japanese is still really bad. One day I'll get proficient.
Haha, I did as well. My teacher was awful, I need to reteach myself...
You'll just have to find the most feminine males you can get. Bob wears a dress, there ya go.
Hey, cherries are totally manly.
Well I guess Bob's flowers aren't any better, eheh.
I seriously thought Punchy was a girl at first, though.
Lucent
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Are you serious? Most unique town ever!
Next he'll say he has fruit trees! Now that'd be crazy.
I liked your swapnote with the pig.
I guess I played the GCN version wrong because I have no idea how you would do something like this.
Bloody footprints sprinkled about the town? Dead trees? and stumps? Wilted flowers at your feet and cracked tombstones near the beach...
"I LOVE YOU ISABELLE" on every chair, table, bed, floor and wall of every house. The villager's eyes are bloodshot and they twitch uncomfortably as they end their sentences with "heil Sats!".
They are dead inside. You will be too, soon.
DanteRavenkin
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Sats, your town is beginning to sound kind of spooky. I'm getting a "Children of the Corn" vibe...
It'll be even more complicated than that. Don't worry, I'm gonna write out a whole backstory for the town, guys.
Even considering making it episodic as I develop.
You should kickstart a web series.
MarcoZombieCannon
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Well, I guess I have to pick something else then. Yukumo it is!
I'm pretty terrible at naming my Animal Crossing towns, and I can honestly say that I can't remember any of them.
You could be the sequel to the Aika village!
Lucent
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November 3, 1924
"I have founded it. "Lewdbury". I am one with nature, and I will thrive in this town! The animals seem quite attracted to the area..."
Feburary 15, 1925
"It's... strange. As they mayor, I see over this town, but my residents... they seem different. The town has grown so quickly as well."
April 3, 1925
"A lovely pair of birds moved in today. I welcomed them with open arms. A lovely young octopi moved in last week. My town is doing great."
"I have founded it. "Lewdbury". I am one with nature, and I will thrive in this town! The animals seem quite attracted to the area..."
Feburary 15, 1925
"It's... strange. As they mayor, I see over this town, but my residents... they seem different. The town has grown so quickly as well."
April 3, 1925
"A lovely pair of birds moved in today. I welcomed them with open arms. A lovely young octopi moved in last week. My town is doing great."
eudaemonic
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Ya know... I was going to look up a good picture for that... but then I was kinda weird-ed out the first image in a google search for "itchy tasty" IS an Animal Crossing image.
Edit: Also... I think 170 is a good place to retire for the evening. I expect great things from you in the morning.
Hopefully I wake up. 
The residents shall be known as Lewddites.
eudaemonic
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Probably just your bulletin board.
Are diary items still in?
You could use those, but they can only be put in houses. If you make four characters that's four locations at least.
April 9, 1950
"My father, mayor of Lewdbury died today.
Or, at least that's what he called it. I enherit a town consisting of only wild animals today.
He... He built them houses. Names. Personalities. A log in his "office" lists these. Snooty... Normal? Anything but.
I'm going to attempt to clean this up, but there seems to be a bear. It is a light grey color. From his log, it is 'Curt -- Cranky -- Birthday July 1st'. I am horrified of it but it seems friendly enough. It has an open wound on 'his' head. If I can get close enough I may be able to mend it.
There's a dog in the office. A shi-tzu? I am not familiar with breeds but it seems to be pregnant...
Calling animal control in the morning."
Hmmm, that's pretty helpful, thanks! I'll have to be creative with clue placement.
I hope you guys visit to discover the secrets of Lewdbury~
Lucent
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Ya know... I was going to look up a good picture for that... but then I was kinda weird-ed out the first image in a google search for "itchy tasty" IS an Animal Crossing image.
Edit: Also... I think 170 is a good place to retire for the evening. I expect great things from you in the morning.Hopefully I wake up.
Went ahead and made one watching a youtube video 'cuz I couldn't find one. Included the two pages before it too because I thought it was funny.
May 25, 1950
"It's odd. Animal control showed up and said I called them a while ago about a bunch of wild animals! Ha! Only my villagers live here, I said.
I must of been dreaming in my previous entry. This town is lovely and prosperus with wonderful animal villagers! Twiggy moved in yesterday, and greeted me kindly.
Due to the foliage, I declare this town's fruit to be cherries! There is a lot of them strewn about! I tell the animals about it and they tell me they plant more to sell to Tom Nook! I haven't met this Nook fellow, but he seems like a fine lad.
Isabella had puppies last weekend. They're lovely, most of them male however. She'll keep trying for a girl.
xoxox"
"It's odd. Animal control showed up and said I called them a while ago about a bunch of wild animals! Ha! Only my villagers live here, I said.
I must of been dreaming in my previous entry. This town is lovely and prosperus with wonderful animal villagers! Twiggy moved in yesterday, and greeted me kindly.
Due to the foliage, I declare this town's fruit to be cherries! There is a lot of them strewn about! I tell the animals about it and they tell me they plant more to sell to Tom Nook! I haven't met this Nook fellow, but he seems like a fine lad.
Isabella had puppies last weekend. They're lovely, most of them male however. She'll keep trying for a girl.
xoxox"
oh the things I write at 1 AM
DanteRavenkin
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That is simultaneously goddamn horrifying, and intriguing as hell.
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