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Nintendo E3 Site Opens: E3 Direct one hour long. Teases some games.

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Focusing on titles being displayed by Nintendo at E3 <- does that mean the Direct will only be about the playable titles at E3? >_<

They say that every single time, also displayed can mean "showing off" which could mean trailers, which could mean anything, they aren't going to focus only on games with demos.

Here's another example, the 3DS Conference in 2011 was "focused only on 3DS with small Wii news" yet half the conference was about Wii.

Iwata: We will debut the new project from Retro Studios at NEXT year's E3 so please look for that in the very distant future.

Don't even joke about it!
 
The hype train? No, of course not.

The actual presentation will crash and burn of course though, just like the last 2 years.

I hope not

If it was a live conference? Probably

A pre-recorded one hour Nintendo Direct that they can edit to solve pace issues etc.? Hell no
 
Is it too late for a humble new junior such as myself to be on the official nibel hype train?

TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO TO GET IN!! I CAN'T CONTAIN MY HYPE!!
 
It's Acid Ghost, a secret grimdark MATURE game (can you tell by the title?) developed by Retro exclusively for Wii U. It is made for adults and grownups to PROVE Nintendo is not a kiddy company. And the graphics are amazing. It is disturbing will be rated R18+ in Australia. Eminem will announce it. Further proving how adult the game and Nintendo are.

*sweats profusely*
I would chugg some Mountain Dew down right this instant if I were in America right now.
 
Is it too late for a humble new junior such as myself to be on the official nibel hype train?

TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO TO GET IN!! I CAN'T CONTAIN MY HYPE!!
All you gotta do is be here. Everyone's invited to the hype train!

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So basically we are the villain and scare people away. It reminded me of Giest. (warning: I haven't play Giest yet)

The actual game idea is fine, it's just a quintessential dumbass Nintendo fanboy rumour. They crop up every now and then. Some dumb 'hardcore' title name that sounds like it was thought up by a fourteen year old, emphasis on now adult and mature it is. Right down to the stupid Eminem thing. It's insecure Nintendo fan rumour mongering to a T.

Kind of like that stupid Ichi the Killer rumour from a few years back, equally unconvincing and stupid.

Acid Ghost or StarFox X Metroid?

You have to pick one.

I quit Nintendo forever.
 
Is it too late for a humble new junior such as myself to be on the official nibel hype train?

TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO TO GET IN!! I CAN'T CONTAIN MY HYPE!!

You need to buy 10 millions of Wii U so companies make games for it in 2014.

We all know the biggest drought of them all is still to come!
 
btw speaking of Mountain Dew, does anyone have the Dorito Pope prayer thingy? I forgot to save it. I lost my shit when one of the lines contained "May thy snacks be yum". Mountain Dew doesn't sound very enticing though.
 
Oh fuck, this hype is already taking control of my soul. There's no way in hell this will end well but it's too late to stop so... let the meltdowns come!
 
My predictions:

Wii U

- Earthbound U
- Fzero UX (12 player online action)
- REmake 2 (Wii U exclusive)
- Beyond Good & Evil 2 (Wii U exclusive)
- Shenmue III (Wii U exclusive due to the Sega partnership)
- STAR FOR ADVENTURES 2 (Retro's Secret Game, everyone wants them to do)

3DS

- Zelda: Majoras Mask 3D
- Castlevania: Symphony of the Night 2 (full fledged sequel in 2D with 3D)
- Bravely Default 2
- Resident Evil Revelations 2
- Mega Man 1 (of 6) Remastered Edition
- Advance Wars 3D
- Radiant Hystoria 2

Bonus: Ninty will announce they are going to 100% fund "Shadow of the Eternals" and rename it Eternal Darkness 2

GET HYPE!!!!
 
If we get F-Zero then I won't complain about the lack of anything else. I won't complain at all. I just want F-Zero. I need F-Zero. I'm relapsing because all I think about is F-Zero. Give me that soundtrack. Oh yes.
 
Just to doubley double check - this is at 3pm GMT on Tuesday, right?

Got my start time at work delayed until 6:30pm which should be plenty of time for Nintendo craziness, right?
 
Oh man, the hype train is going full steam and there's nothing that can get me off of it now. Especially after learning that Smash is confirmed to be in TRAILER form in the direct!
 
All you gotta do is be here. Everyone's invited to the hype train!

Hype-Train-TRAVIS-2.jpg
Everyone who has posted in this thread has been added to the Hype Train or do you have to request a ticket to be on it? If it's the second one, I would really really want to have a ticket for the new one, please. Especially as Nintendo will deliver the best Direct of all time.
 
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