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[Acrylic7]

I say things to anything living or inanimate such as trees, bugs, cars, computers, animals. If I tip over my cactus or something I'll say "sorry buddy".

stare at the moon and stars.

I eat a candy bar when I play multiplayer games. Gives me a sugar rush and the advantage. I think.

 

[lil smoke]

Definitely talking to myself when no one else is around.

 

[Gor@n]

I fold my food wrappers and any packaging neatly before throwing them away

 

[General_Zod]

I get naked to poop

 

[TheClimaxan]

I shower sitting down. Everyone I've told thinks it's fucking weird. Fuck you guys, it's nice and relaxing.

I do this too, my wife always gives me shit about it, but I give zero fucks. Feelsgoodman.jpg

I also put ketchup on my scrambled eggs. Come at me.

 

[dispensergoinup]

I get naked to poop

I always do this pre-shower too. Glorious feeling.

 

[YosemiteHam]

I smell my farts sometimes.

I smell the inside of a new game case when I get home from Gamestop or something.

I can only listen to music in entire albums. I almost never listen to individual songs unless it's in anticipation for a new album.

I'm always shaking my leg or something. I can never just sit motionless.

EDIT: Oh, and I talk to myself when I'm at home alone.

 

[lil smoke]

I also put ketchup on my scrambled eggs. Come at me.

Where I'm from, you are weird if you don't do this.

 

[User 100115]

I also put ketchup on my scrambled eggs. Come at me.

People think I am weird for putting salsa on scrambled eggs.

 

[isuzu]

I also play shooters with the mouse on the left hand, and every other game with the mouse on the right hand. My aim is just better with my left hand and I'm not even left-handed.

 

[casmith07]

I eat peanuts whole - husk and all.

 

[Soodanim]

I get naked to poop

I know a guy that takes his T-shirt off to take a dump, because poo particles.

 

[TheClimaxan]

People think I am weird for putting salsa on scrambled eggs.

Ketchup, salsa, hot sauce. If it's red, it's generally welcome on my eggs.

wait....

 

[GrayFoxPL]

When I'm deeply remembering something, I say something to myself out loud.

 

[Enco]

I know a guy that takes his T-shirt off to take a dump, because poo particles.

If you can tell it's gonna be a long and hot poop then you should take off your t shirt.


I pretty much solely wear T-shirts. Not sure if that's weird or not. If it's cold I wear a jacket or anything with a long sleeve over the T-shirt.

 

[casmith07]

wow, good luck with that.

i really don't like going out to bars. too expensive for such a repetitive and (in some ways) predictable experience.

That's not weird at all.

 

[Bread]

you guys creep me out

 

[Casanova]

The volume of a device I'm using has to be on an even number, if it is a numerical meter.

I chew the skin around my fingernails, but not my fingernails.

I drink a lot of milk. Seriously, like a half of a gallon of milk per day.

I address most of my friends by "douche" or some other vulgarity.

I am an abnormally quick eater.

I do not piss in urinals.

I re-imagine every bad memory I've ever had, pretty much every day of my life. It's horrible, and it's certainly not on purpose.

 

[AdventureMike]

I don't drink water. I hate the taste.

How are you alive? What do you subsist on?

 

[Sn4ke_911]

The volume of a device I'm using has to be on an even number, if it is a numerical meter.

Same.

 

[jasonng]

I'm 27 and I would still do this.

The volume of a device I'm using has to be on an even number, if it is a numerical meter.

Yup. Yuuuuup.

 

[Manu]

The volume of a device I'm using has to be on an even number, if it is a numerical meter.

My man.

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

To elaborate; I dont drink water, but that doesnt mean I dont drink anything made from or with water. I drink 3x the amount of drinks with water than milk. I loathe milk. But I still have it with cereal, and I love ice cream.

 

[AgentChris]

When eating things other than burgers and the like, I usually break up the food into bite size piece with my fork. I don't like using my front teeth to bite things off. I floss at night so I would be left with food in between my teeth. I hate that feeling.

I try to poop right before I shower. When I shower I start from my hair, face, arms/pits, chest/back, wee wee/butt, legs and then feet. I don't do anything in my room(HW, play games, browse GAF) unless I dust around, wipe the floors and spread the bed everyday.

 

[zma1013]

I take a shower backwards. Don't know why, water just feels good on my back I guess.

 

[IceDoesntHelp]

I take a shower backwards. Don't know why, water just feels good on my back I guess.

Isnt that how most people do it?

 

[Epix]

I flush the toilet before I finish peeing. Always.

 

[MrChocolate]

Shower in the dark.

Say thanks after withdrawing from an ATM machine.

Eat rolled oats from the bag.

Listen to the sounds of a hair dryer to fall asleep, (or any loud monotonous noise really).

Meh, I'm not a special snowflake anymore.

 

[MercuryLS]

Talk to myself if no one is around (sometimes)

Tear out stubborn nose hairs that are sticking out (shaving is temporary, pulling lasts longer)

Setting volume to even numbers of intervals of 5.

Drink a liter of OJ a day, it's an addiction

Sometimes scratch my balls and smell my manly ball musk (then promptly wash my hands)

I flush the toilet before I finish peeing. Always.

Oh shit I do this too, it's always towards the end of my peeing session. It's a race to see if I can finish before the flush finishes, if the toilet fills up again and is even slightly yellow I've failed my mission.

 

[zma1013]

Isnt that how most people do it?

I thought most people shower facing the showerhead. I dunno, I've not been in many showers when other people shower.

 

[BlackJace]

Talk/plan things aloud when no one's around.

Mess with people's elbows.

 

[Evolution_1ne]

I don't have an "inside voice" It's almost impossible for to just think things without saying them out loud

People think I am weird for putting salsa on scrambled eggs.

 

[lil smoke]

I flush the toilet before I finish peeing. Always.

My dad does this .

I HATE IT.

So there is always old pee in the bowl.

This is because, I think, you are paranoid about people hearing you urinate. Go get help.

edit: I'm thinking at this point, talking to oneself is no longer 'strange'.

 

[Thriller]

When I get into bed and pull up the sheets I first turn a full 360 degrees to end up in the same position before I am comfortable to sleep. Kinda like a dog does in his basket.

I am a punctual person, but when it comes to matters that are important I tend to look at these things only for a couple of minutes and then they are way down on my priority list again

 

[AgentChris]

I don't have an "inside voice" It's almost impossible for to just think things without saying them out loud

How do you read?

 

[General_Zod]

I always do this pre-shower too. Glorious feeling.

That is one of the finer things in life right there haha.

I know a guy that takes his T-shirt off to take a dump, because poo particles.

I also wash my tooth bush in boiling water each night due to poop particles.

I feel more comfy pooping naked which is weird, I tell myself i'm just getting back in touch with nature haha

 

[Broder Salsa]

I flush the toilet before I finish peeing. Always.

This is the best thing ever, gotta go real fast to not have to flush twice or have leftover piss in there, you make it a race.

 

[Evolution_1ne]

How do you read?

mixture of both, to myself and outloud

 

[Herbspiceguy]

I feel functioning in day to day life is like playing an act. Hardly do I ever say what I really think or feel in my social and professional life. I think that's weird and unnatural.

 

[AgentChris]

mixture of both, to myself and outloud

Reading out loud is the best. I pretend like I'm reading in front of my teachers.

 

[zma1013]

mixture of both, to myself and outloud

You're that kid from Malcolm in the Middle aren't you?

 

[MercuryLS]

This is the best thing ever, gotta go real fast to not have to flush twice or have leftover piss in there, you make it a race.

*high five*

 

[Professor Renegade]

For the longest time I called sporks forkoons.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I like to sniff my dogs feet

 

[brandonh83]

I can't play a new game unless the house is spotless.

Same. I also generally rearrange before getting a new game or especially a new console.

It's called OCD.

 

[AllIsOneIsNone]

I drink Maple Syrup from time to time. Something about it just...works for me.
I don't drink water. I hate the taste.
I won't touch anything that's been near peas and mushrooms. Use to be the same with onions, but I like the taste it leaves on burgers.

This one blows my mind. Even though other stuff can hydrate you it would scare me to even go a day without drinking some water. And it doesn't taste like anything to me, it's simply refreshing!

I feel functioning in day to day life is like playing an act. Hardly do I ever say what I really think or feel in my social and professional life. I think that's weird and unnatural.

Careful, that could lead to straight up multiple personalities!

 

[daveo42]

1) I make the audible sound "Aoum" whenever I a larger than normal amount of food in my mouth.
2) Even if I don't know the words to a song, I try and sing along away.
3) I find it much easier to dig out boogers with my fingers than it is to actually blow my nose, even if it's considered to be a social faux pas.
4) If it's long enough, I chew on my mustache hair.

 

[Übermatik]

Shower in the dark.

Say thanks after withdrawing from an ATM machine.

Eat rolled oats from the bag.

Listen to the sounds of a hair dryer to fall asleep, (or any loud monotonous noise really).

Haha! Fuck, for some reason this has me in tears... :lol

 

[Talents]

I like eating like a whole tube of chicken seasoning, it's so good. This stuff to be specific:

 

[McLovin]

I'm 27 and I would still do this.



Yup. Yuuuuup.

When I was a kid I would angle my hand and wiggle my fingers to make it look like it was running next to the car. I found it really amusing. Tried doing it a few years back but it wasn't the same