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[Flandy]

PlayStation Plus 1-Month Trial Joke Contest
Objective: Tell the best joke ever.
Rules: Only one joke allowed so it doesn't spam up the thread too much and to get the best jokes.

Spoiler

I like Dark Humor

Anything goes just try not to get banned

Best joke wins.

Note: Code only works on North American Accounts and a Credit Card is required to redeem the code. You can turn off auto-renewal afterwards.

You have until 7:37 PM Pacific Time (30 minutes) GO!
Edit: I've heard conflicting reports but if you've been a member before there's a chance you can't use it.
Edit 2: No more posting jokes guys. Times up and we have a winner.

 

[killatopak]

Haha. I wonder if only Symphonic will join the contest. Instawin.

 

[Flandy]

Haha. I wonder if only Symphonic will join the contest. Instawin.

brb. linking other thread to vita gaf

 

[cyborg009]

I only know dirty jokes is that ok?

 

[NoctisVsStar]

So amazon has no vita deals ;/

 

[Flandy]

I only know dirty jokes is that ok?

As long as you don't think you'll get banned doing it.

 

[cafemomo]

So amazon has no vita deals ;/

Looking for the handheld itself or games, mem card, etc?

 

[cyborg009]

This would been better in the in the free to good home thread since we don't won't this thread to get closed.

Anyways my joke

Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes
Were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one.
As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and
Was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say
Hi and asked what the line was for.
Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges
to those waiting.
Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.
When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed.

He said, 'How the heck do you do this at your age?'
She said, 'I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck 'em
dry!'
The policeman fainted.

 

[Flandy]

This would been better in the in the free to good home thread since we don't won't this thread to get closed.

Anyways my joke

I wasn't expecting many people to reply so I posted it on both threads.

Spoiler

I redirected them here so they become trapped and eventually buy a Vita

 

[baxter2231]

PlayStation Plus 1-Month Trial Joke Contest
Objective: Tell the best joke ever.
Rules: Only one joke allowed so it doesn't spam up the thread too much and to get the best jokes.

Spoiler

I like Dark Humor

Anything goes just try not to get banned

Best joke wins.

Note: Code only works on North American Accounts and a Credit Card is required to redeem the code. You can turn off auto-renewal afterwards.

You have until 7:37 PM Pacific Time (30 minutes) GO!
Edit: I've heard conflicting reports but if you've been a member before there's a chance you can't use it.

Ok here's my joke: wii u

Do i win? I kid i kid

 

[Novocaine]

$55AU for Spiderman, hrm.

Has anybody in the EU/AU tried the PS home thing where you get Twisted Metal etc for free or is it a US only thing again?

edit: Looks like it's not in AU.

 

[Flandy]

Ok here's my joke: wii u

Do i win? I kid i kid

I have a better one. Vita means Life

Spoiler

No

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Looking for the handheld itself or games, mem card, etc?

The handheld Gaf-brethen

 

[Ponn]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he had to get to the other side.

 

[cafemomo]

The handheld Gaf-brethen

Oh, still a bit too early for deals on Amazon. Wait til next week at the most.

Otherwise, if you don't mind used, you can get a Vita for around $120/30 on eBay.

 

[corrosivefrost]

Looking for the handheld itself or games, mem card, etc?

Amazon's stock of Vita is apparently out.

This seems to coincide with my theory that all the OLED units are being clearanced via whatever means and there's a gap in supply because Sony hasn't decided to bring the Vita 2000 to the west.

He could check the BST thread here.

 

[killatopak]

PS+ is $30 for black Friday right?

Any chance I'll be able to buy one from overseas?

 

[Symphonic]

PlayStation Plus 1-Month Trial Joke Contest
Objective: Tell the best joke ever.
Rules: Only one joke allowed so it doesn't spam up the thread too much and to get the best jokes.

Spoiler

I like Dark Humor

Anything goes just try not to get banned

Best joke wins.

Note: Code only works on North American Accounts and a Credit Card is required to redeem the code. You can turn off auto-renewal afterwards.

You have until 7:37 PM Pacific Time (30 minutes) GO!
Edit: I've heard conflicting reports but if you've been a member before there's a chance you can't use it.

Two fish were in a tank. One turns to the other and says,

"Do you know how to drive this thing?"

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Amazon's stock of Vita is apparently out.

This seems to coincide with my theory that all the OLED units are being clearanced via whatever means and there's a gap in supply because Sony hasn't decided to bring the Vita 2000 to the west.

He could check the BST thread here.

Death of the OLED incoming ?

 

[cafemomo]

PS+ is $30 for black Friday right?

Any chance I'll be able to buy one from overseas?

At GameStop it is.

I'll try to see If I can snag ya one in return for a amazon gc or psn card. that's assuming i don't die in the parking lot due to the customers running around with their cheap ass flat screen tvs they bought for $10

 

[Flandy]

Two fish were in a tank. One turns to the other and says,

"Do you know how to drive this thing?"

You were just a few minutes short D:
Anyway, cyborg009 won. Quote to reveal the code.

 

[Ogawa-san]

PS+ is $30 for black Friday right?

Any chance I'll be able to buy one from overseas?

Someone on reddit said digital codes will have the same $30 deal, I hope he's right.

Talking about deals: does PSN usually have BF discounts too?

 

[ThatStupidLion]

This joke thing is such a spammy idea i feel bad participating....

But i geuss its for a good cause:

Why did princess diana cross the road?
Because she wasnt wearing a seatbelt.

"Hey dad, whats your view on abortion"
"...ask your sister"
"But i dont have a..."

I have plenty of ps+, give it to someone who needs it, if i win.

 

[Symphonic]

You were just a few minutes short D:
Anyway, cyborg009 won. Quote to reveal the code.

Oh poop. That's what I get for studying

 

[Flandy]

Oh poop. That's what I get for studying

Did you like the hidden message :lol

 

[killatopak]

At GameStop it is.

I'll try to see If I can snag ya one in return for a amazon gc or psn card. that's assuming i don't die in the parking lot due to the customers running around with their cheap ass flat screen tvs they bought for $10

Thank you! I'll just get you a psn card since I don't use amazon.

Edit: Wait. Doesn't PSN card only go for 10/20/50 dollar variants? I'll just buy you a 10 and 20 separately?

 

[cafemomo]

Thank you! I'll just get you a psn card since I don't use amazon.

A 1000 yen card would be a fine as it is for me. (need to buy more costumes for muh goddess) That or a $20 PSN card

remind me though before black friday hits.
don't really check my PMs on GAF so via twitter, psn messaging, or swapno-oh wait is the quickest way.

 

[killatopak]

A 1000 yen card would be a fine as it is for me. (need to buy more costumes for muh goddess) That or a $20 PSN card

remind me though before black friday hits.
don't really check my PMs on GAF so via twitter, psn messaging, or swapno-oh wait is the quickest way.

Care to share your PSN ID? I don't think I've added you yet.

 

[Flandy]

Cyborg I sent you the PM with the PS+ code. Tell me if you got it.

Care to share your PSN ID? I don't think I've added you yet.

Me too plox!

 

[cafemomo]

Care to share your PSN ID? I don't think I've added you yet.

same username as what I use here on gaf

 

[cyborg009]

Thanks again Flandy

And also you guys can add me since I need more muffins on my Vita.

Jimmy-Debaba

 

[Lemstar]

Someone on reddit said digital codes will have the same $30 deal, I hope he's right.

At Amazon, yes.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Been playing Sine Mora the past couple of days. Holy hell the story is a trip so far.

 

[Flandy]

Been playing Sine Mora the past couple of days. Holy hell the story is a trip so far.

As someone who has only played like 2 missions I concur.

 

[Laughing Banana]

I dislike Sine Mora's make-up language though. For some reason it is really grating to my ears every time I hear the characters speak it, gah.

 

[killatopak]

I dislike Sine Mora's make-up language though. For some reason it is really grating to my ears every time I hear the characters speak it, gah.

It's a legit language.

Hungarian IIRC.

 

[AgentOtaku]

I dislike Sine Mora's make-up language though. For some reason it is really grating to my ears every time I hear the characters speak it, gah.

youre the second person to mention this.
its hungarian and its awesome

 

[AmanoBuff]

youre the second person to mention this.
its hungarian and its awesome

Agree. It somehow fits the mood of the game perfectly.

 

[Aytrial]

I dislike Sine Mora's make-up language though. For some reason it is really grating to my ears every time I hear the characters speak it, gah.

It's a legit language.

Hungarian IIRC.

youre the second person to mention this.
its hungarian and its awesome

Laughning Banana?

More like Ignorant Banana.

 

[cafemomo]

aytrial? more like ay.....
ay...
ay............

ayfails

 

[Remk]

Flower wasn't even added to the Vita store new releases tab, yet more SCEA failings.


Anyway, what is the play time for Flower? worth the 7?

 

[Flandy]

Laughning Banana?

More like Ignorant Banana.

:lol :lol :lol

Give the man a break. He spends all his time localizing Vita games that he can't keep up with the small details of the games already here

 

[Aytrial]

aytrial? more like ay.....
ay...
ay............

ayfails

Shut up suppalamer.

 

[OmegaZero]

I keep getting worse at Sine Mora. No idea how I'm doing it.

 

[Laughing Banana]

It's a legit language.

Hungarian IIRC.

youre the second person to mention this.
its hungarian and its awesome

Oooooh O_O

I don't know this!

Laughning Banana?

More like Ignorant Banana.

T_________T

 

[Flandy]

I have to ask you Ignorant Banana. Why is your avatar all bloody now? Is it your built up rage over your terrible luck with localizations finally exploding?

 

[corrosivefrost]

Flower wasn't even added to the Vita store new releases tab, yet more SCEA failings.


Anyway, what is the play time for Flower? worth the 7?

Definitely worth $7.
Playtime isn't extensive. 6-10 hours to 100%.
It really is "art".

If you don't like games like that, though, save your $7.

 

[Wolf Akela]

How often does PSN have a sale? Tempted to pick up the Ninja Gaiden double pack.

 

[unknownstranger]

Did something change in a recent update? Mine stops downloading things whenever it goes into standby. I'm having to babysit it since the max time before it goes into standby is 10 minutes (which is stupid) and my internet is crap.

 

[corrosivefrost]

How often does PSN have a sale? Tempted to pick up the Ninja Gaiden double pack.

Depends.
There might be something of a sale next week for Thanksgiving. No details available.

I don't think I've seen that combo pack on sale, though...