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Ok, was is los? Alles gut bei dir? Warum redest du so einen Unsinn? "Love your body", echt jetzt? Sei nicht so. Geh ins Bett.
"Okay, what's wrong? Are you okay? Why are you talking such nonsense? "Love your body," seriously? Don't be like that. Go to bed."

NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt doesn't make this amount of effort with me.

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Quoting so you can't edit the shame.
oh hi

blackout drunk weirdo here, long time listener, first time caller

that was an overstep and I apologize to everybody who had to read that.

edit: I can't even decipher what I tried to say, I don't know what Peggies looks like.
 
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Incoming rant.

It's minus below outside. At the beach, it's even worse. In the sea, Ice Age temperature. Furthermore, there are no waves. No bigger than your average erection.

I cringe so hard when people with main character syndrome try to go surfing here. I can comfortably say that because I've lived in Portugal, a country with nice vistas and big kahuna waves.

The same goombas here drive around in Land Rovers. Mate, we are literally the flattest country on the fucking planet. The nearest mountains and dirt roads are literally in another country....

I can't even with this fake editorial lifestyle bullshit.

/rant
 
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Incoming rant.

It's minus below outside. At the beach, it's even worse. In the sea, it's the motherfucking Ice Age. Furthermore, there are no waves. No bigger than your average erection.

I cringe so hard when people with main character syndrome try to go surfing here. I can comfortably say that when I've lived in Portugal, a country with actual nice vistas and big kahuna waves.

The same goombas drive around in Land Rovers. Mate, we're the literally the flattest country on the fucking planet. I can't even...

/rant
where the hell are you that people are trying to surf?

tho i was a right plonker in aruba with high waves, went out to go snorkeling but couldnt really make it past the waves, almost got in trouble trying to get back and out, some cliff-type of situation.
told others preparing to go out to not try it, rather murderous waves.
 
where the hell are you that people are trying to surf?
The Netherlands
tho i was a right plonker in aruba with high waves, went out to go snorkeling but couldnt really make it past the waves, almost got in trouble trying to get back and out, some cliff-type of situation.
told others preparing to go out to not try it, rather murderous waves.
This is living.
 
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Still in bed sipping a coffee. She's showering so we can go to breakfast. Whenever I get home I'll write it out. Probably going to be a few hours. Needless to say there was a lot of sex.
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The Netherlands

This is living.
weirdly the most fun thing I did there

'stop flapping about and exhilirating yourself, you are not going to sink, you need to conserve energy, you need to stay calm'
paddled back, weathered a few big waves, went into the cliff area with the stairs, bid my time and took a good moment, got up

was close to panicking
learned a lot that day

Me discretely telling yawl I'm drinking before noon on a Sunday
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hey bruv what are you imbibing today
and how do you know alfred jodocus kwak
 
how do you know alfred jodocus kwak

VHS. My father brought back a lot of shit from his music tours over in Europe. Max Romeo.

Edit: Oh, and tequila. The bottle with the big 800 on it. :messenger_beaming: Just a heads up: be mindful how you talk about and treat women. I'm saying this because we've talked offline and you seem cool. Everybody misses the mark sometimes (trust me, I've done it, I'm in religious counseling as a result. Corporal punishment if you ask me). That post, though… was wild. But you know that already.
 
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VHS. My father brought back a lot of shit from his music tours over in Europe. Max Romeo.

Edit: Oh, and tequila. The bottle with the big 800 on it. :messenger_beaming: Just a heads up: be mindful how you talk about and treat women. I'm saying this because we've talked offline and you seem cool. Everybody misses the mark sometimes (trust me, I've done it, I'm in religious counseling as a result. Corporal punishment if you ask me). That post, though… was wild. But you know that already.


good part of my childhood, what a guy

and yes, i'm affable, but short tempered (with my words). sober i'm in control, sloshed i'm scrappy and too imposing to be handled. thanks for responding to it, much love.
 
Okay so the night was off to a good start when I brought flowers over. We went to the event and hung out with a friend after. Once it was just us, we went for a long time. I think I finally fell asleep at 3:30am. She's such a fucking minx in the sack. Incredible. Everything you want in a partner. Down for anything, great at dirty talk, incredible body, etc. This morning we woke up and went at it again. Once more after brunch. I am so head over heels for this one.
 
Got through my event. My legs (and especially broken toe) are killing me, I have no voice, and I'm unfashionably tired, but other than that it went well.

And the charity auction I hosted this morning hit record numbers. We did over $150k overall.

Now, time to sleep forever.
 
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