John is Jesus. When you hit a rough month, you suddently get Gold and surprise surprise, guess who.
When I first joined GAF after lurking for years I posted a bunch of drunk shit (still happens) and embarrased myself and Zephyr was there to clean the mess with a golden dildo broom lol.
Many people, or atleast me, kept tagging the wrong Zephyr guy (Zephir
was it you?) so he got vetoed into being the legendary gold master John Marston
Men pray to Jesus.
Peace seekers pray to Buddha.
Suicide bombers pray to allah.
GAF members pray to Marston.