Scotty W
Banned
I realized today that I cannot remember anything that happened in 1995. Now I just happened to be reading about the fake movie Shazam recently (starring Sinbad, the actor) and I realize that 1995 is one of these fake memories that people think they have.
Think about it, what happened in 1995? You don’t remember. Sure, you can go to Wikipedia and post a fictitious post facto list of what happened, but it is bullshit.
So what is supposed to have happened in 1995? Donkey King Country 2 and Doom 2. Two reskins of their predecessors, which, bu the way, I do not recall playing until 1996. Can you name a film that was released in 1995? I know you think you can, but it is all part of the mystery. The film you were going to mention, Strange Days is a cult classic for a reason. No one saw it in 1995, because there was no 1995. In a very subtle way, James Cameron tried to warn us about the dastardly deed that was taking place. Strange Days is about a fake, constructed reality. The warning this film tries to convey is about the construction of our reality. Okokok, so Immanuel Kant says that we perceive reality through space and time.
With this insight, it all becomes clear. They are using the fake memory of 1995 to manipulate time. If you control time, then you also control the other aspect of reality, which is space. In space, you have the world.
It all becomes clear. They invented 1995 for world domination.
On the one hand this is good for many of us who were born before 1995 because it means we are a year younger than we thought. On the other hand, it becomes very bad, because now we don’t know if there have been other years that have been created artificially. Perhaps all years have been artificially created.
Now I know a lot of people are going to be wondering about the Playstation and Saturn. Well, the Saturn was actually released in 1994 and the PlayStation actually quite a bit later than that. Actually if you go back and look at the journalism from around that time, you can see them laughing as they retroactively create 1995, talking about a FUTURISTIC game console which was, drum roll please, literally from the future.
Anyhow, I think that clears things up nicely. The practical takeaway from all of this is that it is actually 2019 until we discover some other lost years. Conduct your lives accordingly.
Think about it, what happened in 1995? You don’t remember. Sure, you can go to Wikipedia and post a fictitious post facto list of what happened, but it is bullshit.
So what is supposed to have happened in 1995? Donkey King Country 2 and Doom 2. Two reskins of their predecessors, which, bu the way, I do not recall playing until 1996. Can you name a film that was released in 1995? I know you think you can, but it is all part of the mystery. The film you were going to mention, Strange Days is a cult classic for a reason. No one saw it in 1995, because there was no 1995. In a very subtle way, James Cameron tried to warn us about the dastardly deed that was taking place. Strange Days is about a fake, constructed reality. The warning this film tries to convey is about the construction of our reality. Okokok, so Immanuel Kant says that we perceive reality through space and time.
With this insight, it all becomes clear. They are using the fake memory of 1995 to manipulate time. If you control time, then you also control the other aspect of reality, which is space. In space, you have the world.
It all becomes clear. They invented 1995 for world domination.
On the one hand this is good for many of us who were born before 1995 because it means we are a year younger than we thought. On the other hand, it becomes very bad, because now we don’t know if there have been other years that have been created artificially. Perhaps all years have been artificially created.
Now I know a lot of people are going to be wondering about the Playstation and Saturn. Well, the Saturn was actually released in 1994 and the PlayStation actually quite a bit later than that. Actually if you go back and look at the journalism from around that time, you can see them laughing as they retroactively create 1995, talking about a FUTURISTIC game console which was, drum roll please, literally from the future.
Anyhow, I think that clears things up nicely. The practical takeaway from all of this is that it is actually 2019 until we discover some other lost years. Conduct your lives accordingly.
