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Are driving through transylvania when a mini dracula jumps on the bonnet and starts waving his arms and hissing at them. "What do we do!" shouts 1 nun (or nun 1) nun 2 yells "Quick turn on the wipers" Nun 1 turns on the wipers, the mini dracula fights off the wipers, breaks them and continues to hiss and wave his arms. "What now" shouts nun 1. "Quick spray him with the Windscreen washer, I filled it with holy water this morning" Nun 1 sprays the little hellbeast and he starts to sizzle and scream, but he moves out the way and starts tearing into the paint work of the hood. "What now!" screams nun 1. "Quick show him your cross" Yells nun 2 "Okay" nun 1 rolls down the window and yells "Hey dickhead, Get the fuck off my hood!!"
EDIT: Hood, dracula, worst joke ever.
EDIT: Hood, dracula, worst joke ever.