The nominations for the 53rd Annual GRAMMY Awards (and the 52nd, 34th, or 21st one since they lost their credibility depending on who you ask) came out last night and features some things that will make GAF happy (Suburbs for Album of the Year! Cee-Lo for Song of the Year and Record of the Year! Lady Gaga for Album of the Year!) and a lot of things that will make GAF angry (Justin Bieber for Best New Artist! Katy Perry for anything! Lady Gaga for Album of the Year!). The biggies:
Record Of The Year
Award to the Artist and to the Producer(s), Recording Engineer(s) and/or Mixer(s), if other than the artist.
Nothin' On You
B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
Love The Way You Lie
Eminem Featuring Rihanna
F*** You
Cee Lo Green
Empire State Of Mind
Jay-Z & Alicia Keys
Need You Now
Lady Antebellum
Album Of The Year
Award to the Artist(s) and to the Album Producer(s), Recording Engineer(s)/Mixer(s) & Mastering Engineer(s), if other than the artist.
The Suburbs
Arcade Fire
Recovery
Eminem
Need You Now
Lady Antebellum
The Fame Monster
Lady Gaga
Teenage Dream
Katy Perry
Song Of The Year
A Songwriter(s) Award. A song is eligible if it was first released or if it first achieved prominence during the Eligibility Year. (Artist names appear in parentheses.) Singles or Tracks only.
Beg Steal Or Borrow
Ray LaMontagne, songwriter (Ray LaMontagne And The Pariah Dogs)
Track from: God Willin' & The Creek Don't Rise
F*** You
Cee Lo Green, Philip Lawrence & Bruno Mars, songwriters (Cee Lo Green)
The House That Built Me
Tom Douglas & Allen Shamblin, songwriters (Miranda Lambert)
Love The Way You Lie
Alexander Grant, Holly Hafferman & Marshall Mathers, songwriters (Eminem
Featuring Rihanna)
Need You Now
Dave Haywood, Josh Kear, Charles Kelley & Hillary Scott, songwriters (Lady
Antebellum)
Best New Artist
For a new artist who releases, during the Eligibility Year, the first recording which establishes the public identity of that artist.
Justin Bieber
Drake
Florence & The Machine
Mumford & Sons
Esperanza Spalding
I know what you're thinking. "But Oozer, what about King Of Douchebags/Leading Musical Artist of Our Times & Voice of his Generation Kanye West? Surely he was nominated for something!" Of course he was. And don't call me Shirley.
Best Rap Solo Performance
For a solo Rap performance. Singles or Tracks only.
Over
Drake
Not Afraid
Eminem
How Low
Ludacris
I'm Back
T.I.
Power
Kanye West
Full list of nominees including everything from the minor, technical awards (Album of the Year) to the prestigious ones that everyone will be talking about the next day (Best Album Notes and Best Boxed Or Special Limited Edition Package) here:
http://www.grammy.com/NOMINEES
P.S. Anyone who says that House That Built Me shouldn't win Song of the Year is wrong. Yes I know it's an opinion. But it's wrong.
P.P.S. In case you forgot, never heard, or were too busy freaking out about your sister and girlfriend getting into a car crash to find out what happened last year, here's a refresher:
Record Of The Year
Award to the Artist and to the Producer(s), Recording Engineer(s) and/or Mixer(s), if other than the artist.
Nothin' On You
B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
Love The Way You Lie
Eminem Featuring Rihanna
F*** You
Cee Lo Green
Empire State Of Mind
Jay-Z & Alicia Keys
Need You Now
Lady Antebellum
Album Of The Year
Award to the Artist(s) and to the Album Producer(s), Recording Engineer(s)/Mixer(s) & Mastering Engineer(s), if other than the artist.
The Suburbs
Arcade Fire
Recovery
Eminem
Need You Now
Lady Antebellum
The Fame Monster
Lady Gaga
Teenage Dream
Katy Perry
Song Of The Year
A Songwriter(s) Award. A song is eligible if it was first released or if it first achieved prominence during the Eligibility Year. (Artist names appear in parentheses.) Singles or Tracks only.
Beg Steal Or Borrow
Ray LaMontagne, songwriter (Ray LaMontagne And The Pariah Dogs)
Track from: God Willin' & The Creek Don't Rise
F*** You
Cee Lo Green, Philip Lawrence & Bruno Mars, songwriters (Cee Lo Green)
The House That Built Me
Tom Douglas & Allen Shamblin, songwriters (Miranda Lambert)
Love The Way You Lie
Alexander Grant, Holly Hafferman & Marshall Mathers, songwriters (Eminem
Featuring Rihanna)
Need You Now
Dave Haywood, Josh Kear, Charles Kelley & Hillary Scott, songwriters (Lady
Antebellum)
Best New Artist
For a new artist who releases, during the Eligibility Year, the first recording which establishes the public identity of that artist.
Justin Bieber
Drake
Florence & The Machine
Mumford & Sons
Esperanza Spalding
I know what you're thinking. "But Oozer, what about King Of Douchebags/Leading Musical Artist of Our Times & Voice of his Generation Kanye West? Surely he was nominated for something!" Of course he was. And don't call me Shirley.
R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen 

Best Rap Solo Performance
For a solo Rap performance. Singles or Tracks only.
Over
Drake
Not Afraid
Eminem
How Low
Ludacris
I'm Back
T.I.
Power
Kanye West
Full list of nominees including everything from the minor, technical awards (Album of the Year) to the prestigious ones that everyone will be talking about the next day (Best Album Notes and Best Boxed Or Special Limited Edition Package) here:
http://www.grammy.com/NOMINEES
P.S. Anyone who says that House That Built Me shouldn't win Song of the Year is wrong. Yes I know it's an opinion. But it's wrong.
P.P.S. In case you forgot, never heard, or were too busy freaking out about your sister and girlfriend getting into a car crash to find out what happened last year, here's a refresher:
