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[MrAngryFace]

9/10ths of my life is over! Shit! *eats bacon*

 

[hXc_thugg]

Poor, poor old man. Do your joints hurt when you walk?

 

[NLB2]

Shit, you're almost 25? You're more pathetic than I ever thought possible ;-p.

 

[demi]

MAF let us rejoice by playing VF4 FUCKING EVO

 

[Gek54]

9/10ths of my life is over! Shit! *eats bacon*

9/10s? What happens at age 27?

 

[bjork]

QUARTER CENTURY MAN

 

[NLB2]

9/10s? What happens at age 27?

MAF does us a favor. Burn!

 

[White Man]

My condolences, sir. By the time he was your age, Arthur Rimbaud had already left an indelible mark on the world and had retired. Of course, he'd done that by the time he was my age, as well.

Oh, John Keats died when he was 25. I think you'd better delivery your own Ode to Melancholy before Thanatos comes a knockin'.

PS: If 24 referred to years instead of hours, it would now take 2 bloody seasons to chronicle your disconsolate subsistence on this wretched, poison'd sphere.

PPS: Instead of Kiefer Sutherland playing you. . .Howie Mandel

PPPS: Nora Roberts is the head writer.

P^4S: Coulter is your Nina.

 

[Odnetnin]

 

[B'z-chan]

You and my mother share the same birthday and she's a cunt. So yeah hows it feel knowing your birthday with a cunt? Happy GUNT birthday MAF =P seriously happy birthday. Your old now.

 

[MrAngryFace]

BIRTHDAY W/a CUNT! YEAH!

 

[fart]

let us rejoice together to our futures of dying alone, brother maf.

 

[White Man]

Well, it's official. Happy birthday, sir.

 

[Aruarian Reflection]

Curse you, it's my birthday damnit! :lol

 

[Diablos]

MAF is going through a quarterlife crisis!

 

[ToxicAdam]

Oh, someone is having a "quarter-life crisis".

 

[mrklaw]

Only thing worse than being 34 is cunts moaning about being 25

 

[Dujour]

Old fart. Happy birthday. May the years go by quicker.

 

[JackFrost2012]

I turned 25 a few weeks ago. I resolved to turn my life around but so far I've only managed to level my WoW character extensively.

...someone shoot me please.

 

[8bit]

9/10s? What happens at age 27?

You've not been following his dietary threads? 27 is likely an optimistic estimate.

 

[megateto]

9/10ths of my life is over! Shit! *eats bacon*

That's so 2 years ago... XD

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

Happy Birthday dude. Welcome to the "Twilight Years" :lol

 

[atomsk]

at least your car insurance will go down

 

[jobber]

at least your car insurance will go down

not really...I'm still getting quotes for over $90. I use to pay $95 a month

 

[Grifter]

If it makes you feel better, I had you pegged at no older than 12.5.

 

[MrAngryFace]

I FEEL SO YOUNG GRIFT!

Also I currently pay 167 a month on insurance, so 90 would be welcome

 

[Dujour]

Your nipples are cross-eyed.

 

[Drinky Crow]

Happy Birthday, SIR. Lei Fei got you an ASSWHUPPIN' yer Aoi can collect at any time!

Seriously, though, welcome to a quarter century. If this were the Dark Ages, you'd be a grandpa -- or puking your entire bronchial system out from the plague! AWESOME!

 

[Soybean]

I'm turning 25 in a few months, but I don't seem to be as bitter as MAF is. Also, I love Nintendo.

 

[Ryck]

I'm turning 25 in a few months, but I don't seem to be as bitter as MAF is. Also, I love Nintendo.

Nintendo= fountain of youth

 

[MrAngryFace]

If you like Nintendo at 25 youre worse off than I am.