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[bishoptl]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/li...tml?in_article_id=355630&in_page_id=1770&ct=5

For sprightly grandmother-of-three Edna Townsend, it was definitely love at first sight.

And to Simon Martin, who was still in his twenties at the time, she was the woman of his dreams.

After that fateful first meeting, the pair began dating and soon embarked on a full-blown romance with little thought for the small matter of their 39-year age difference.

Two and a half years on, the newlyweds - now aged 70 and 31 - are off on a two-week honeymoon in Cornwall, proving that sometimes love can indeed conquer all.

:lol

 

[Error]

and there is no money involved in this? the old lady must be filthy rich or that guy is one weird fucker

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

Lucky gal-- he's "gifted with the organ."

 

[ToxicAdam]

I heard his wedding gift to her was a 500k life insurance policy.

 

[Matlock]

1. He looks slightly retarded.
2. 158k!

 

[bishoptl]

1. He's pounding the shit outta that good stuff right now. In Cornwall, of all places!
2. Admin overage discretion. Learn it, live it, love it!

 

[Matlock]

2. Admin overage discretion. Learn it, live it, love it!

he still looks like he's retarded

 

[Straightballin]

Yea he does look pretty retarted and right now if he went to a clinc they would probably diagnose him as mentaly ill if the old lady doesnt got money.

 

[bishoptl]

Pfft...for all you know, she could be the original Superhead. Stop hating, start congratulating!

 

[bishoptl]

Captain Charisma needed a break.

 

[pollo]

1. He's pounding the shit outta that good stuff right now. In Cornwall, of all places!
2. Admin overage discretion. Learn it, live it, love it!

well there goes my lunch
*shudder*

 

[Jewbacca]

lol at bish'a avatar

 

[open_mouth_]

I heard old women give good head when their dentures are out.

 

[Escape Goat]

/peter griffin laugh

"Gross."

 

[Error]

I heard old women give good head when their dentures are out.

:lol

 

[pollo]

ok fuck this thread. not clicking anymore ugh....
ugh ewww she must have the grossest pink taco ever
...ugh....

 

[Shinobi]

I heard old women give good head when their dentures are out.

There's some truth to this. I heard one story of a guy who got head from some crackhead chick with basically no teeth (think she was in her 30's), and it was so good he went outside to shout about it. Wound up forming a lineup outside her door. :lol

That said, I doubt anything could feel that good to make me go this far. I love cougars and all, but this is ridiculous.

The really revolting thought is that he might be giving her head...

 

[hobbitx]

^^Yeah they call those gumjobs. :lol

 

[Ferrio]

Age == Experience?

 

[NohWun]

Anybody else think of Harold & Maude?

 

[aoi tsuki]

Good luck to the both of them.

 

[Baron Aloha]

Anyone else think of that old woman on Howard Stern?

"This feels better than rejuvenation"

*shudder*