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[darkangel-212559]

Well fuck my ass I'm 35!

I'm so old it's actually disgusting.

Plz comfort me Gaf. Or most likely inevitably troll me.

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[p_xavier]

You'll be 40 next year, then retired then dead. Happy birthday though.

 

[darkangel-212559]

You'll be 40 next year, then retired then dead. Happy birthday though.

Well fuck you too. Cheers dude!

 

[Star-Lord]

I’ve been 35 for nearly a year now. It’s not all it’s hyped up to be, trust me. I hear 36 is better.

 

[FunkMiller]

What do you want, a fucking MEDAL?


…sincerely,

all over 40’s GAF.

 

[darkangel-212559]

What do you want, a fucking MEDAL?


…sincerely,

all over 40’s GAF.

Over 40. Jeeesuuuusss.

 

[Shubh_C63]

I can actually feel my body breaking down as I am approaching 30 in 3 months.
Everything was fine till August, I blame my brain.

 

[GeekyDad]

Well fuck my ass I'm 35!

I'm so old it's actually disgusting.

Plz comfort me Gaf. Or most likely inevitably troll me.

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Not fucking your ass, but I will happily troll you.

 

[SidViscous]

Happy Birthday! 35 is a good age, enjoy the slow decent downwards from here x

 

[kanjobazooie]

I'll be there in a couple more years so please don't scare me with that "I'm so old" shit.

Also, happy birthday!

 

[Kev Kev]

OLD!

 

[INC]

Coke and hoes on the weekend then

 

[Burnttips]

Happy Birthday!

 

[Star-Lord]

I'll be there in a couple more years so please don't scare me with that "I'm so old" shit.

Also, happy birthday!

Trust me, if you’ve reached 34 and everything is still working, you’re Jesus. Everything went downhill for me after 30.

 

[p_xavier]

Coke and hoes on the weekend then

At that age he risks a heart attack though.

 

[nush]

Trust me, if you’ve reached 34 and everything is still working, you’re Jesus. Everything went downhill for me after 30.

Should have stayed off the pies.

If you've got your shit together and single in your 30's that the prime age for getting as many women as you want and you can move up and down the scale as you are in the middle.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Happy birthday! You're more than a third of the way through your life!

 

[JimmyRustler]

Congrats. Had my 35er back in June. Strangly do not feel bad or old at all.
Except for not being so horny as I used to be I actually feel better than ever.

 

[INC]

At that age he risks a heart attack though.

Nah, man the fuck up!

 

[bitbydeath]

35 is still peak.

 

[M1chl]

I can actually feel my body breaking down as I am approaching 30 in 3 months.
Everything was fine till August, I blame my brain.

By some chance, are you not drinking regularly?

 

[Marvel]

I got you some comfy slippers

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Happy birthday! Thanks for the offer but I will not penetrate your rectum.

 

[Star-Lord]

Should have stayed off the pies.

It’s more the bacon and cheese wraps from Greggs that have done me in. So fucking good.

On a serious note - for a change, it’s so unlike me - I’m getting back in reasonable shape. I was 107kg at the beginning of the year, I’m down to just under 89kg now. Not ideal, but I’m getting there.

 

[Kev Kev]

It’s more the bacon and cheese wraps from Greggs that have done me in. So fucking good.

On a serious note - for a change, it’s so unlike me - I’m getting back in reasonable shape. I was 107kg at the beginning of the year, I’m down to just under 89kg now. Not ideal, but I’m getting there.

 

[nush]

It’s more the bacon and cheese wraps from Greggs that have done me in. So fucking good.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

It’s more the bacon and cheese wraps from Greggs that have done me in. So fucking good.

On a serious note - for a change, it’s so unlike me - I’m getting back in reasonable shape. I was 107kg at the beginning of the year, I’m down to just under 89kg now. Not ideal, but I’m getting there.

Join us in the Fitness Gaf thread anytime. Best community thread on the site IMO. (MetaGaf is a close 2nd)

 

[BigBooper]

Now comes the AARP mailings. Habby bidet!

 

[chromhound]

happy birthday, i wish you the best

 

[AJUMP23]

all downhill to your death.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Imma be 40 soon and I feel like going all Courtney Cox to my face.

35 is still an awesome age, as is 36 and 37

 

[Alter_Fridge]

I’ve been 35 for nearly a year now. It’s not all it’s hyped up to be, trust me. I hear 36 is better.

36 actually was fucking cool

 

[Sidney Prescott]

Happy Birthday my friend.

 

[*Nightwing]

 

[Cattlyst]

Happy birthday you old git

 

[DeafTourette]

Well fuck my ass I'm 35!

I'm so old it's actually disgusting.

Plz comfort me Gaf. Or most likely inevitably troll me.

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Enjoy your day!

 

[poodaddy]

I'm 34 and a quarter, so I guess we're basically on our death beds according to the internet.

Fortunately, I still have a nice cane around here from when I destroyed my foot in the Army, imagine I'll be leaning on that bad boy again by next Tuesday at this rate.

 

[Punished Miku]

Well fuck my ass I'm 35!

I'm so old it's actually disgusting.

Plz comfort me Gaf. Or most likely inevitably troll me.

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35 is kinda your prime if you're healthy. This is when women think you're 25, but you make money like you're 35, and before all the major age-related decay starts to set in.

Go enjoy it dude. This is the year to make your dreams come true.

 

[Star-Lord]

I'm 34 and a quarter, so I guess we're basically on our death beds according to the internet.

Fortunately, I still have a nice cane around here from when I destroyed my foot in the Army, imagine I'll be leaning on that bad boy again by next Tuesday at this rate.

It’s 7:45pm and I’m sat in my robe and slippers, sipping scotch out of a glass, while smoking a pipe and watching today’s episode of Countdown.

 

[Artoris]

After 35 you can measure your age with a ruler, just put it inside of your thigh

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[Saber]

Happy birthday
This age being like:

 

[Pejo]

Shit, I'm late.



Happy birthday OP.

 

[GeekyDad]

...

 

[T8SC]

 

[badblue]

Well fuck my ass

I'm so old it's actually disgusting.

 

[Vagswarm]

Happy birthday! I'm older than you are but probably look younger.

 

[Insane Metal]

 

[Kaachan]

35 is the sexiest age
so happy birthday to you

 

[highrider]

At 35 you’re only 7 years removed from your peak physical form, so I hope you don’t feel old. 30s and 40s are kind of meaningless, 50s and 60s is where you start to really decline.