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[Banjo64]

The Taliban have retaken the country.

I don’t think I’m allowed to link 4ch here, but there’s a Catholic British student from Loughborough University who’s visited Kabul. He’s in the newspapers as well. He’s there for, believe it or not, tourism purposes.

He’s visited because it’s dangerous.

He started posting on Saturday, mere hours before the city fell. He’s also been live-streaming as well.

I’d never normally post something like this, but the 4ch threads are insane and very lengthy. It starts with people debating whether Kabul will fall, as well as people reacting to the absurdity of this guy, to the reaction as it does fall. I feel like I’ve never read anything as mental as this in real time. Some snippets;

 

[Spaceman292]

ded

 

[SJRB]

Yeah saw this earlier, what a guy.

 

[GeorgioCostanzaX]

Damn this is fascinating hope he makes it out alive.

 

[CGiRanger]

I wonder if that "call me 'Your Lordship'" plan would be a winner?

 

[DeepBreath87]

How do I find the thread? I find this very interesting.

 

[tusharngf]

Is he going to stream his capture ?

 

[Banjo64]

How do I find the thread? I find this very interesting.

I’ll PM you the links now

 

[dorkimoe]

I havent followed much other than I know Taliban is taking back over but did we seriously just LEAVE everything behind? like what the fuck

 

[Master Of Illusion]

Where's your God now, Jimmy Carter?

 

[nush]

Is he going to stream his capture ?

I'm sure the Taliban will help him out with his last ever livestream.

I hope the likes, shares and comments are worth it.

 

[Silver Wattle]

Attention seeker, let him have the attention of the Taliban, someone like this doesn't deserve their home countries support to evacuate.

 

[Nobody_Important]

This is fucking idiotic.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Wow. That is insane. Hope he makes it out okay but doesn’t seem likely.

 

[KielCasto]

Self-preservation isn’t a thing, huh?

 

[crozier]

Poor guy. He’s obviously disturbed.

 

[ManaByte]

Well that's one way to go.

 

[j0hnnix]

His head is separated from reality soon his body.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I love that his plan not to fail is counting on the Taliban to capture him for ransom?

 

[T8SC]

Is this what the world has come to? Put your life in danger for a few likes & comments?

I thought those idiots climbing & hanging off towers etc were bad enough.

 

[Valonquar]

He should follow up this trip with a trip to that island of canibals that keep killing religious idiots trying to bring em Jesus.

 

[belmarduk]

This was a terrible idea even before the Taliban started taking most of the country. I know I won’t beheading there any time soon.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

He's living his best life and having an adventure of a lifetime.

Also he's most likely going to be airlifted out tonight with the British delegation. He might even get to meet the departing British ambassador if they are on the same plane.

 

[funkygunther]

Are those the best snippets. An AMEX card and taking a piss in a portable toilet?

 

[Atrus]

I havent followed much other than I know Taliban is taking back over but did we seriously just LEAVE everything behind? like what the fuck

It’s currently a monumental screw up by the Biden administration. Allies are scrambling to get their own people back and tens of thousands of refugees to NATO nations are left stranded in the chaos, as they’re at the top of the list for execution and rape.

Everyone was told they’d have months, then weeks, but in the end only got days.

 

[haxan7]

It’s currently a monumental screw up by the Biden administration. Allies are scrambling to get their own people back and tens of thousands of refugees to NATO nations are left stranded in the chaos, as they’re at the top of the list for execution and rape.

Everyone was told they’d have months, then weeks, but in the end only got days.

Monumental isn’t a strong enough word. There will likely be multigenerational terrorist attacks against America and western countries for decades as a direct result of this. If you wanted to do one thing that would make the world a shittier place, this would be the thing.

 

[BigBooper]

Is he going to stream his capture ?

Is worldstar still around?

 

[reksveks]

It’s currently a monumental screw up by the Biden administration. Allies are scrambling to get their own people back and tens of thousands of refugees to NATO nations are left stranded in the chaos, as they’re at the top of the list for execution and rape.

Everyone was told they’d have months, then weeks, but in the end only got days.

To be fair the deadline set out by the Trump administration was May 1st right.

The true scandal is probably the incompetence of getting the allies and afghan translators out but I don't know if the Trump admin would have been any better on those fronts. I think the Taliban still would have steamrolled their way into Kabul.

 

[gradient]

Says a lot that he has expectations of being saved by the british government if he's captured and is pretending to be a Lord to ensure het gets preferential treatment.

Spoilt little shit expects the British taxpayer to come to his rescue and/or british soldiers' lives to be put on the line so he can go *play* in a dangerous place. Selfish idiot.

 

[Atrus]

To be fair the deadline set out by the Trump administration was May 1st right.

The true scandal is probably the incompetence of getting the allies and afghan translators out but I don't know if the Trump admin would have been any better on those fronts. I think the Taliban still would have steamrolled their way into Kabul.

Afghanistan was always destined to fall to the Taliban once the US left. However it is entirely on the Biden administration for pulling a Zap Brannigan-esque surprise on its allies and creating an international crisis with the Fall of Saigon 2.0.

 

[reksveks]

Afghanistan was always destined to fall to the Taliban once the US left. However it is entirely on the Biden administration for pulling a Zap Brannigan-esque surprise on its allies and creating an international crisis with the Fall of Saigon 2.0.

Don't know if pushing the departure back was politically viable but it probably was.

I don't have the exact time lines of when US troops started to leave but it should have been done in line with the allies. It was very on-brand for the US (especially under the previous administration) to plan for just their departure sadly.

 

[SidViscous]

Was watching this guy on twitch, I like him a lot, he's a real character. Hope the internet doesn't egg him into doing anything too stupid though, as he's clearly a bit unhinged.

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

Monumental isn’t a strong enough word. There will likely be multigenerational terrorist attacks against America and western countries for decades as a direct result of this. If you wanted to do one thing that would make the world a shittier place, this would be the thing.

We all know what happened with Iraq yeah?

Jesus Christ.

 

[GeekyDad]

We all know what happened with Iraq yeah?

Jesus Christ.

I don't think that's happened to Iraq yet.

 

[BouncyFrag]

Maybe he can get assistance via the still active Taliban Twitter account.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Zabehulah_M33

The Taliban have rejected the covid vaccines for Afghanistan so they may soon face a suspension or an outright ban from Twitter.

 

[Alx]

I wonder if that "call me 'Your Lordship'" plan would be a winner?

I don't know if it can work, but telling about it on the internet beforehand surely doesn't sound like a good idea. It's like tweeting on your personal account "hey I faked my diplomas on my CV, I hope it will work" before going to a job appointment.
That being said, people going in the midst of danger "to see how it looks like" isn't especially new, many reporters or would-be reporters did it in the past.

 

[nush]

The Taliban have rejected the covid vaccines for Afghanistan

The War of the Worlds ending, didn't see that one coming.

 

[JumpMan1981]

Surprised to see people having quite a negative take on this guy.
"Idiotic". "Just doing it for likes". Etc.

Is it just because the platform he's posting on is 4chan?

This is the kind of thing that would win awards for journalists but because it's just some guy on the internet telling the story on a dodgy website it's not OK?

(I suppose a legitimate journalist would be more professional!)

 

[JumpMan1981]

Are those the best snippets. An AMEX card and taking a piss in a portable toilet?

Was thinking the exact same myself. There must be a more interesting story to tell here.

 

[Banjo64]

Are those the best snippets. An AMEX card and taking a piss in a portable toilet?

No lol, but the 3 threads have literally hundreds and hundreds of posts on them and they run like a river. It’s hard just to highlight one or 2 posts, and I didn’t to have to post loads of screenshots.

 

[Methos#1975]

The Taliban is pretty internet savvy, by this point they are probably aware of this guy so not sure how well he really thinks his little "I'm a lord" hustle is going to work.

 

[SirKicksalot]

Don't know if pushing the departure back was politically viable but it probably was.

It was a really stupid decision. Giving your word and then going back on it is a monumental insult in that part of the world. It pissed off the Taliban. These modern Taliban are smart enough to not go full 7th century out in the open, but I'm sure their fast advance was a direct result of Biden's insulting alteration of the deal.

 

[thefool]

Lord Miles is getting famous online.

 

[IDKFA]

What a fucking stupid plan. Does he think the Taliban won't have access to the internet?

 

[Boss Mog]

What a shitshow this whole Afghan situation has become. I actually saw footage of civilians so desperate to escape that they tried to cling on to the side of an airplane that was taking off. They of course fell to their deaths. The real victims will be the girls and women though, they had been going to school, working and living much freer lives, but now they will go back to being slaves.




I would gladly welcome a million like her as refugees, but we know that the "refugees" we'll end up getting will be mostly men; namely taliban terrorists posing as refugees, afghan army deserters and other criminals.

 

[reksveks]

I would gladly welcome a million like her as refugees, but we know that the "refugees" we'll end up getting will be mostly men; namely taliban terrorists posing as refugees, afghan army deserters and other criminals.

Source? Or is it possible that the refugees that get highlighted by the media are the few that are violent.

Comparing crime rates between undocumented immigrants, legal immigrants, and native-born US citizens in Texas

Despite its centrality to public and political discourse, we lack even basic information on fundamental questions regarding undocumented immigrants and crime. This stems largely from data constraints. Going beyond existing research, we utilize data from the Texas Department of Public Safety...

www.pnas.org

Not exactly the same group of people but you should hopefully get the point. If you have any evidence that the % of refugees is largely male or more violent than other groups, it would be great to see.

 

[Kilau]

When I saw the thread title I immediately thought of Karl Pilkington but I suppose he isn’t this stupid.

 

[Lukaku's First Touch]

Source? Or is it possible that the refugees that get highlighted by the media are the few that are violent.

Source is my county's capital Brussels. It's like Trump said, a complete hellhole. Thanks to mass immigration/multi culturism and it's spreading fast to other parts of the country. Only a blind fool would say otherwise.

 

[KielCasto]

Surprised to see people having quite a negative take on this guy.
"Idiotic". "Just doing it for likes". Etc.

Is it just because the platform he's posting on is 4chan?

This is the kind of thing that would win awards for journalists but because it's just some guy on the internet telling the story on a dodgy website it's not OK?

(I suppose a legitimate journalist would be more professional!)

Well, I think it’s unfair to compare him and journalists. A journalist would have different intentions for example. Miles can post about pissing and a journalist can do an exposé.

 

[Aggelos]

Some serious World War Z stuff is going down over there in Afghanistan... What the hell is he thinking? He'd probably end up dead anyway.