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[shuri]

Last night after coming back from my friend's place, I went straight on the net since i'm pathetic. One of my friend was online and she started talking about this sex shop home presentation at her friend's house where she had bought a 100$ dildo from hell. Anyhow she gave me the url of the place and we were checking things up, cracking jokes and commenting on the various produit. I stumbled into this product who had this description

Original french version, for the french gaffers:
Un stimulateur manuel masculin dont le passage de silicone offre une douceur accrue. Le matériau élastique s’étire de manière à envelopper le pénis. Même si l’ouverture vous semble petite, en utilisant un peu de lubrifiant, la pénétration se fera facilement. C’est vraiment un article qui s’ajuste comme un gant.

and when badly translated from french to english by babelfish, i just dont feel like translate it myself:

A stimulative male toy with a silicone passage who offers increased softness. The elastic material is stretched so as to wrap the penis. Even if the opening seems to you small, by using a little lubricant, the penetration is done easily. It is really an article which is adjusted like a glove.

So yeah it's like a coneish thing that you wrap around your penis and .. just go at it. Check it out at fantasia.ca

I am tired, so I went to bed. This morning I wake up, eat breakfast then get on the net, like the pathetic loser that I am, my little cousin comes online and starts describing some problem with her msn, and since she's not really a techie, it was hard to figure out what she talking about, and she's a slow typer. I tell her to call me to explain. She does.

While on the phone, I understand that the problem she had was that she couldnt receive pics over msn7 with that new stupid anti worm protection that's build in. I know that there's a patch out there, i spell out the url (apatch.tk) but some god forsaken reason she cant download the file. I say "uh ok, nevermind i'm going to send you the link"

I just copy paste the link. Or so I thought.

I open her chat window, and press shift+ins. WTF. The link doesnt get pasted. It's the description of the male sex toy. Who was just sent thru cyberspace to my 13 years old cousin's chat window.

...

She goes.. WHAT THE HELL!?!! and starts cracking up. "My cousin is a sex toy buying PERVERT!" "LIES ALL LIES, IT WAS A TECHNICAL GLITCH I'M TELLING YOU", "I WONT BE ABLE TO SEE YOU THE SAME WAY ANYMORE!" :lol :lol

It was funny as hell because it happened LIVE on the phone. I explained her everything and that was the end of it. Still, fuck you keyboard for not copy pasting the link right :|

 

[Guzim]

:lol

That sucks.

 

[Dan]

I hate when you try and copy something and it mysteriously doesn't work, and you're left with the previous thing you copied. It's always trouble, no matter what you're doing.

 

[goodcow]

French makes me

 

[Diablos]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[GaimeGuy]

Last night after coming back from my friend's place, I went straight on the net since i'm pathetic. One of my friend was online and she started talking about this sex shop home presentation at her friend's house where she had bought a 100$ dildo from hell. Anyhow she gave me the url of the place and we were checking things up, cracking jokes and commenting on the various produit. I stumbled into this product who had this description


and when badly translated from french to english by babelfish, i just dont feel like translate it myself:


So yeah it's like a coneish thing that you wrap around your penis and .. just go at it. Check it out at fantasia.ca

I am tired, so I went to bed. This morning I wake up, eat breakfast then get on the net, like the pathetic loser that I am, my little cousin comes online and starts describing some problem with her msn, and since she's not really a techie, it was hard to figure out what she talking about, and she's a slow typer. I tell her to call me to explain. She does.

While on the phone, I understand that the problem she had was that she couldnt receive pics over msn7 with that new stupid anti worm protection that's build in. I know that there's a patch out there, i spell out the url (apatch.tk) but some god forsaken reason she cant download the file. I say "uh ok, nevermind i'm going to send you the link"

I just copy paste the link. Or so I thought.

I open her chat window, and press shift+ins. WTF. The link doesnt get pasted. It's the description of the male sex toy. Who was just sent thru cyberspace to my 13 years old cousin's chat window.

...

She goes.. WHAT THE HELL!?!! and starts cracking up. "My cousin is a sex toy buying PERVERT!" "LIES ALL LIES, IT WAS A TECHNICAL GLITCH I'M TELLING YOU", "I WONT BE ABLE TO SEE YOU THE SAME WAY ANYMORE!" :lol :lol

It was funny as hell because it happened LIVE on the phone. I explained her everything and that was the end of it. Still, fuck you keyboard for not copy pasting the link right :|

:lol owned.

I ALWAYS check what's in my clipboard before logging off. And I always make sure to wait a second and read what pastes when I hit ctrl+v before pressing enter.

 

[demi]

Fake story, nice try shuri.

 

[Papi]

Fake, ay?
*suspicious look*

 

[Asbel]

Are you on trillian? Yeah, it happens. :lol

 

[Baron Aloha]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[shuri]

Fake story, nice try shuri.

UR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I WAS A FAN OF SIMON N CREW B4 YOU ^__^ :lol

 

[Chrono]

If this happens to me I don't think I'd be able to sleep at night. Just think about the possibilities. She can tell the story at a family gathering. Or to her friends, who'll tell their friends, who'll tell your sister or mom. @_@

*shudder*