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[Ferrio]

http://www.callnetuk.com/home/busted/men4.htm

 

[MrPing1000]

The internet is useful

 

[BlackMage]

how can you enjoy that? jesus christ, the pain is unbearable!

 

[aoi tsuki]

i've seen clips of a few Japanese vids; i was hoping it stayed there (and some part of Europe). i don't know what's worse, this or the scat eating FAQ.

 

[MrPing1000]

i've seen clips of a few Japanese vids; i was hoping it stayed there (and some part of Europe). i don't know what's worse, this or the scat eating FAQ.

why do I find it funny that theres an faq to eating poo? LOL

 

[bishoptl]

what what what

 

[Mermandala]

METHOD 13 - Infuriate Raoul Duke

 

[aoi tsuki]

why do I find it funny that theres an faq to eating poo? LOL

You simply don't understand. While i try to keep an open mind about things which are outside my area of interest, i simply could not fathom why someone would want to do this.

i'm sure if you Googled it a bit you'd find it.

 

[MrPing1000]

You simply don't understand. While i try to keep an open mind about things which are outside my area of interest, i simply could not fathom why someone would want to do this.

i'm sure if you Googled it a bit you'd find it.

I know about scat, i just find it amusing that u need an faq to know how to eat the stuff

 

[aoi tsuki]

I know about scat, i just find it amusing that u need an faq to know how to eat the stuff

i'm of the school of thought that anything worth doing, is worth doing well. So i could see the need for a FAQ on it, if the activity exists. One one level, it's interesting that there could be so much to it, that someone actually spent the time to teach themselves and qualify the activity. But on a much fucking bigger, more important level, it's disgusting as hell.

But hey, whatever blows your hair back.

 

[MrPing1000]

i'm of the school of thought that anything worth doing, is worth doing well. So i could see the need for a FAQ on it, if the activity exists. One one level, it's interesting that there could be so much to it, that someone actually spent the time to teach themselves and qualify the activity. But on a much fucking bigger, more important level, it's disgusting as hell.

But hey, whatever blows your hair back.

Too be a master a scat porn master

 

[MrCheez]

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This can't be real O_O

 

[Echoes of Pink]

Oh yes! The common every day toilet seat is actually a testicle crushing device par-excellence! You will find it works better if you first slip an elastic band around your sac so your nuts are held tightly together in the end of the scrotum. Kneel down in front of the toilet, and lift the lid back as high as it will go. Then, rest your jewels upon the edge of the seat. I think you can guess what comes next! Let the lid drop and ...CRUNCH! ....your nuts get firmly squished between seat and lid! This is a really simple, quick way of causing a sharp blow to your testicles.

X_X

 

[MrPing1000]

I wonder if u can build a resistance to getting hit in the nuts

 

[robochimp]

Eventually you'll have to have them removed so no more pain for you. I've seen crushed testicles(that have been removed) and it doesnt look pretty

 

[Loki]

Too be a master a scat porn master

I'm the Scatman

(Scatting by Scatman John)

I'm the Scatman

(Scatting by Scatman John)

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the Scatman can do it so can you.

Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing.
Yo I'm the Scatman.

Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman.

Why should we be pleasin' all the politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if the could?
The state of the condition insults my intuitions
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood.

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the Scatman can do it brother so can you.
I'm the Scatman.


Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back.
If the Scatman can do it brother so can you.

I'm the Scatman.

I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat.
Well I'm the professor and all I can tell you is
While you're still sleepin' the saints are still weepin' cause
Things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born.

I'm the Scatman.


I'm the Scatman....repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
I'm the Scatman....repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody

(Scatting by Scatman John)




That song sorta took on a whole new meaning after I learned what the word "scat" signified.

 

[MrPing1000]

RIP Scatman