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[The Take Out Bandit]

I had to make a chili cheese deposit today, and the lower half of my bathroom window was open. Well the new neighbors put in a window directly across from my bath (I've got frosted glass, so no nudie shots for olimario types). But it's too hot to keep the window shut, right?

Okay, so I go to open the upper window.

Damn. It's stuck.

I get my back scrubber and press against the frame, and the window gives and reveals - GOBS OF BEES! Okay, no problem. They're not moving. They must be dead.

About five seconds after that thought entered my head the mass of them started mov - ZOMG!SLAMS THE FUCKING WINDOW SHUT!

Now I can hear them. They're going to get me.

The bees.

OH THE BEES!

I would spray them, but I'm way too much of a fucking hippy for that. Maybe I'll find a spider and toss it in there to do my dirty work.

AHHHHH! BEES!

Now I've got to go take a sweaty poop.

 

[boredJonathan]

I'm eating soup.

 

[Red Blaster]

Watch out for them stingers. They kinda hurt.

 

[Macam]

Fuck bees. I'd punch every one of them in the FACE.

 

[Guzim]

I figured this was a thread about a bad movie on Sci-Fi.

 

[Desperado]

?

 

[belgurdo]

AHH COBRAS

 

[Desperado]

AHH COBRAS

...on a plane?

 

[boredJonathan]

...on a plane?

:lol

Sam Jackson must be around here somewhere.

 

[Miguel]

?

I had that poster until my sister somehow fell into my wall and dragged it down with her. Come to think of it....she tore bagwell's shoulder off

 

[Desperado]

I had that poster until my sister somehow fell into my wall and dragged it down with her. Come to think of it....she tore bagwell's shoulder off

VOODOO! >_<

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

My house is full of horrors.

Last year I had birds or squirrels nesting in the front of the house. Above my television set there's this outcropping that frames the window.

All day I'd hear them toiling in there, making little gurgling animal noises and scurrying about; and in proper Poe fashion they were perfectly still when the landlord came up to inspect it.

"We checked the attic and there's nothing there."

IT'S NOT THE ATTIC YOU FOOLS! THE WALLS! THEY'RE IN THE WALLS - I hear them.

My neighbor later found a hole in the front of the house under my awning and sealed it up.

 

[Miguel]

All day I'd hear them toiling in there, making little gurgling animal noises and scurrying about; and in proper Poe fashion they were perfectly still when the landlord came up to inspect it.

:lol

IT'S NOT THE ATTIC YOU FOOLS! THE WALLS! THEY'RE IN THE WALLS - I hear them.

:lol

 

[iapetus]

Dr. Andrews: Billions of dollars have been spent to make these nuclear plants safe. Fail-safe! The odds against anything going wrong are astronomical, Doctor!
Dr. Hubbard: I appreciate that, Doctor. But let me ask you. In all your fail-safe techniques, is there a provision for an attack by killer bees?

 

[Jewbacca]

 

[Fragamemnon]

The Swarm is a classic movie. I love watching the cheapo DVD I have of it.

Good to see bees somewhere-the've been heavily parastisized this year and their populations have crashed very, very hard.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Good to see bees somewhere-the've been heavily parastisized this year and their populations have crashed very, very hard.

PM me your addy and I'll mail you a box o' BEES! :lol