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[MIMIC]

I swear, the computer is a fuckin cheater...but I managed to get at LEAST 2.



http://www.zeraha.org/games/flash/pocket_hockey.swf

 

[Meatpuppet]

http://zeraha.org/games/flash/pocket_hockey.swf

Posting the link might help to get some replies

 

[MIMIC]

http://zeraha.org/games/flash/pocket_hockey.swf

Posting the link might help to get some replies

:lol oh yeah

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Let me show you how a Grizzly does things.

 

[Overseer]

Jesus. You better have some fast reflexes for that game.

LOL.


Compu- 10
Me- 3

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Jesus H, they need to slow that down.

Comp 10
Me 1

I got owned

 

[demon]

HOLY SHIT!



IT'S PONG!

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Shit...

Human - 0
Computer - 10

Don't worry, I'll figure this out.

 

[DopeyFish]

computer wins 10-1.

this has got to be the most impossible to win game ever.

 

[Boomer]

WTF? I got beat 10-zip. If anybody wants to play a REAL flash game, try Motherload: http://www.xgenstudios.com/play/motherload/

 

[Papi]

Oh what the fuck? Damn computer.
Computer: 10
Human: 2

 

[slayn]

how do you people ever finish a game or score?

I got down 2-0 before I realized I was even playing, and then once I did the comp and I just sat at 2-0 for like 5 minutes going back and forth

 

[Great King Bowser]

That's some poor collision detection.

10-0

 

[TheQueen'sOwn]

10-6 for the computer.

Although I did cheat by moving my paddle to his side of the rink.

 

[Pochacco]

You have an advantage in that you can put your paddle anywhere on the table.
Still, the computer is fricking good...

 

[J2 Cool]

oh man.. tough game. I did go up 2-0 on him and found a weakness in his play. Then my shoulder started getting sore and I couldnt keep the pace up. Lost 10-4

 

[yoshifumi]

holy fuck i just got hosed

damn computer scored 4 on me before i even realized that the game started

 

[yoshifumi]

ok 10-2

this is still impossible

 

[Mugen]

THIS IS BULLSHIT. WHY IS THE GOAL POST AS WIDE AS THE FIELD?! 10-0 Comp. :$

 

[J2 Cool]

>_< 10 - 7 loss. A real heartbreaker

 

[Miguel]

Jesus H Crisco...

I was on the computers side of the table....and STILL couldn't get it in his goal. I went back and forth for about 30 seconds before he finally got it past me and scored. BULLSHIT. I can't even score one

 

[MIMIC]

Anybody that gets higher than 3, I wanna SEE it!

 

[Miguel]

Holy fucking crap. Collision detection is ass.

Computer goes up 5-1...


Then 5 straight shots right through my paddle.

 

[MIMIC]

I got 3




Holy shit! I got 7!

 

[Kettch]

Lost 10-8. and I was up 8-6. I WILL BEAT THIS.

 

[Kettch]

10-8 victory, finally. The secret is to get the ball in your opponents corner, keep it there, and just push it in past the paddle.

 

[MIMIC]

10-8 victory, finally. The secret is to get the ball in your opponents corner, keep it there, and just push it in past the paddle.

Yeah...I almost fuckin beat it but my dorm mates just HAD to come in and bother me.

I had 9 >_<

What does it say when you win?

 

[J2 Cool]

Wow, I was the One that round. Beat it 10-3. Just says "Try Again?" after

 

[Kettch]

Nothing different, other than the score.

http://admiralkettch.homestead.com/files/victory.jpg

 

[MIMIC]

Money should shoot out of the A drive.

 

[MIMIC]

Hell yeah!

 

[belgurdo]

^photoshopped

this game is impossible

 

[MIMIC]

^photoshopped

this game is impossible

:lol I don't even know how to USE Photoshop.

The strategy is to get the puck in one of the corners with force.

 

[Kettch]

Well, I was trying to get a shutout, but couldn't get further than 8-0 and my patience has now run out. I did manage to win 10-1 though.