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Alabama Woman Pleads Guilty to Robbing Bank for Plastic Surgery Money

ICONIC FACCE

An Alabama woman pleaded guilty Monday to robbing a bank to pay for her cosmetic surgery procedures. Iconic Facce, formerly known as Jimmy Maurice Lewis II, copped to two counts of robbery for a 2019 robbery of BanCorpSouth, a bank in Gulfport, Alabama, and she received two sentences of 15 years each to be served concurrently. Facce had written in a note to a teller during the robbery, "you have 1 minute to give the money do not be wrong are [sic] die." She later traveled to Mexico and paid for plastic surgery with her ill-gotten gains, authorities said, but she was arrested near the Houston airport reentering the country. Witnesses identified her by her swollen face, a common marker of recent procedures. Facce had also served time for robbing an Alabama bank in 2009.

Source: Daily Beast

 

[nush]

If she had been able to get the rest of the surgery completed quick enough she would have got away with it as the cops would still have been looking for a woman.

 

[GymWolf]

She was a nice villain in the tango and cash movie.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

 

[INC]

Heads looks way to big for the neck

 

[Slayer-33]

Heads looks way to big for the neck

Hahahaha

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Should I be jealous that this bitch can grow more facial hair than me?

 

[Bullet Club]

Should I be jealous that this bitch can grow more facial hair than me?

Yes. Women are the new rulers of facial hair.




Imagine how big her muff is.

 

[INC]

Yes. Women are the new rulers of facial hair.




Imagine how big her muff is.

Be like spread a hairy keema naan

 

[llien]

Poor being...

 

[BaneIsPain]

I hope it's worth it.

 

[Tschumi]

With one eye closed the seal behind her looks like saddam Hussein with a cartoon grin and a demonic goatee

 

[LisaMariaMartin]

Yes. Women are the new rulers of facial hair.




Imagine how big her muff is.

Looks like a gangster rapper with make up on

 

[AJUMP23]

I think she was just liberating the money from the banks oppression.

 

[aisback]

A paperbag over the face would also be an improvement

 

[mansoor1980]

 

[Cravis]

 

[ipukespiders]

 

[Jooxed]

 

[poppabk]

Looks like the bank wasn't the only one who got robbed.

 

[triplestation]

 

[Zangiefy360]

That picture is nightmare fuel.

That's a woman? The Daily Beast just insulted women everywhere.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Alabama Woman Pleads Guilty to Robbing Bank for Plastic Surgery Money

 

[nush]

A paperbag over the face would also be an improvement

Should have worn one during the robbery.

 

[lame gag1990]

So this is a man? False headline.

 

[Burning Blade]

 

[Hatemachine]

Woman?

 

[DragoonKain]

Didn't need to rob it, they would've paid her money to get her botched face the fuck outta there.

 

[Alex Anderson]

Looks like Chop Chop Master Onion