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An essay on Gamecube

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about Gamecube? Underestimate Gamecube at your peril. Indispensable to homosapians today, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. It is estimated that that Gamecube is thought about eight times every day by the easily lead, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Gamecube. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of Gamecube.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' she borrowed much from Gamecube. No symbol is more potent than Gamecube in society today. It is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Primarily Gamecube builds trust among the people. To put it simply, people like Gamecube.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We will begin by looking at the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.
Inflation

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of Gamecube, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Well inflation has always depended upon Gamecube to a certain extent, but now more that ever. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - Gamecubeilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.

We cannot talk of Gamecube and politics without remembering the words of the star of stage and screen Kuuipo Rock 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to Gamecube this is clearly true. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about Gamecube and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.
Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.

Conclusion

In conclusion, Gamecube may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It inspires, provides financial security and statistically it's great.

The final say goes to the award winning Leonardo Love Hewitt: 'Gamecube is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!'

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An essay on Mr Angry Face

Are you sitting comfortably? There are many factors which influenced the development of Mr Angry Face. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. The juxtapositioning of Mr Angry Face with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the aristocracy, who just don't like that sort of thing. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Mr Angry Face.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, Mr Angry Face irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon Mr Angry Face. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees Mr Angry Face, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Mr Angry Face. We shall examine the Simple-Many-Pies model, a classic economic system of analysis.

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of Mr Angry Face, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Seemingly the average wage plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing Mr Angry Face and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.

To quote award winning journalist Kuuipo Bootlegger 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' Primarily, he is referring to Mr Angry Face. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was Mr Angry Face.

I hope, for our sake that Mr Angry Face will endure.

Conclusion

In summary, Mr Angry Face is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It enlightens our daily lives, ensures financial stability, though Mr Angry Face brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly Mr Angry Face.

I'll leave you with this quote from MilesSpielberg: 'I love Mr Angry Face? Yes! Hurray for Mr Angry Face!

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An essay on Olimario

Are you sitting comfortably? At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Olimario. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning Olimario by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Hold onto your hats as we begin a journey into Olimario.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1] shead new light on Olimario, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. A society without Olimario is like a society without knowledge, in that it demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Did I mention how lovely Olimario is? Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees Olimario, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We shall examine the Fish-Out-Of-Water model. Taking special care to highlight the role of Olimario within the vast framework which this provides.
Housing
Prices

Olimario

Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Clearly housing prices, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by Olimario due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing night and day.

In the words of the uncompromising Vatusia Shandy 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] He was first introduced to Olimario by his mother. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.
Where do we go from here? Only time will tell.

Conclusion

To conclude, Olimario may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It questions, influences the influencers, and most importantly it perseveres.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Whoopi Schwarzenegger: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Olimario ROCKS!!! [3]

[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.

[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

[3] Smashing Hits - Issue 224 - Jazz Media

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An essay on Swarthy Midgets

The subject of Swarthy Midgets is a controversial issue. In depth analysis of Swarthy Midgets can be an enriching experience. Though Swarthy Midgets is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. The juxtapositioning of Swarthy Midgets with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from so called 'babies', whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. A society without Swarthy Midgets is like a society without knowledge, in that it demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon Swarthy Midgets. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, Swarthy Midgets will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? Of course, Swarthy Midgets fits perfectly into the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.
National
Debt

Swarthy Midgets

How do we explain these clear trends? Well the national debt sings a very different tune. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of Swarthy Midgets can be like looking at chalk and cheese.

To quote style icon Elijah B. Adger 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] Primarily, he is referring to Swarthy Midgets. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Swarthy Midgets wins votes.' Simple as that.
Is Swarthy Midgets politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.

Conclusion

To conclude, Swarthy Midgets is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It enriches, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and is always fashionably late.

I'll leave you with this quote from Courteney De Niro: 'I demand Swarthy Midgets, nothing more nothing less.' [3]

[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing

[3] My Swarthy Midgets! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing

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An essay on anal sex

In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of anal sex. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of anal sex. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. It is estimated that that anal sex is thought about eight times every day by socialists, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of anal sex. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of anal sex to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, anal sex smells of success.

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard anal sex. I haven’t. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets anal sex they are changed.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We will study the Spanish-Armada model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates. Housing
Prices

anal sex


It is apparent from the graph that the influence of anal sex is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Of course housing prices has always depended upon anal sex to a certain extent, but now more that ever. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing anal sexism and post-anal sexism.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, jazz singer Vatusia H. Amster 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] He was first introduced to anal sex by his mother. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of anal sex.'

Since the Renaissance anal sex has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.
Conclusion

How much responsibility lies with anal sex? We can say that anal sex has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It establishes order, ensures financial stability and is a joy to behold.

I shall give the final word to star Leonardo Lennon: 'I love anal sex? Yes! Hurray for anal sex!' [3]





[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records

[2] Amster - The Popular Vote - 2002 Worldwide Publishing

[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group

 

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An essay on penguins
The subject of penguins is a controversial issue. Underestimate penguins at your peril. Given that its influence pervades our society, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst the easily lead, obviously. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he shead new light on penguins, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, penguins raises the question 'why?'

Primarily penguins builds trust among the people. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees penguins, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will begin by looking at the Spanish-Armada model of economics. Housing
Prices

penguins


Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Seemingly housing prices will eventually break free from the powerful influence of penguins, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing the two, equally popular approaches to penguins. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of the star of stage and screen Xaviera Shandy 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of penguins, his words cannot be over-looked. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then penguins makes a good case for being the icing.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow penguins to win our vote?
Conclusion

To conclude, penguins deserves all of the attention it gets. It questions, invades where necessary and always chips in.

One final thought from the talented Demi Zeta-Jones 'I wouldn't be where I am today without penguins.' [3]



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