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Foreign Jackass · Jul 12, 2005

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/12/people.johansson.reut/index.html

I am so fucking pissed.

dskillzhtown · Jul 12, 2005

PG-13 claims another victim.

Error · Jul 12, 2005

Fuck, a nude Johansson would have been reason enough to paid 10$ for this shit

Ignatz Mouse · Jul 12, 2005

Aaaargh. but with an attitude like that, we'll see more eventually.

J2 Cool · Jul 12, 2005

you fuck!

Foreign Jackass · Jul 12, 2005

Ignatz Mouse said:
Aaaargh. but with an attitude like that, we'll see more eventually.

If I was her next director, I'd now switch all the bras she'd be supposed to wear to shitty bras, hoping she'd just show her jugs in every scene.

dskillzhtown · Jul 12, 2005

Well...there always can be a 'director's cut' DVD.

J2 Cool · Jul 12, 2005

dskillzhtown said:
Well...there always can be a 'director's cut' DVD.

Then this will be a dvd where I actually by the extra special super unrated version.. with 2 minutes of extra footage.

suaveric · Jul 12, 2005

dskillzhtown said:
Well...there always can be a 'director's cut' DVD.

It won't change anything if they only shot the scene with the bra. And it sounds like that was the case.

megateto · Jul 12, 2005

It's just a matter of time, people. She didn't do it for this film, but I think it's pretty clear she is a "go ahead" kind of actress. She'll do it.
Definitely.

Geek · Jul 12, 2005

Also breaking: THERE IS NO GOD.

Kobun Heat · Jul 12, 2005

Ever notice that there's getting to be a wider and wider gap between PG-13 and R? Wasn't that long ago when PG-13 films had gratuitous breast shots all over the place.

But now, PG-13 has to be sanitized. Used to be kids didn't want to go to G-rated movies. Now even PG is getting to be too uncool for today's world-weary nine-year-olds.

Foreign Jackass · Jul 12, 2005

Again, the stupid american rating system will allow for multiple gruesome deaths but will keep the kids away from the big bad TITTIES!

Minotauro · Jul 12, 2005

Man, I disliked Bay before but I absolutely fucking despise him now.

Escape Goat · Jul 12, 2005

why do you care so much about seein gher boobs? Can't you find women with just as good if not better all over the internet?

Geek · Jul 12, 2005

Kobun Heat said:
Ever notice that there's getting to be a wider and wider gap between PG-13 and R? Wasn't that long ago when PG-13 films had gratuitous breast shots all over the place.

Hell, I don't know if you ever saw Smokey and the Bandit 3, but it was rated PG and filled with nudity. I remember watching this on HBO when I was maybe 10 or 11 thinking I'd struck gold.

Error · Jul 12, 2005

Teh Hamburglar said:
why do you care so much about seein gher boobs? Can't you find women with just as good if not better all over the internet?

no

Foreign Jackass · Jul 12, 2005

Teh Hamburglar said:
why do you care so much about seein gher boobs? Can't you find women with just as good if not better all over the internet?

I'd like to see a charming, talented girl with a real pretty face and nice breasts naked. GAF AM I NORMAL?

Prince of Space · Jul 12, 2005

In other news: MICHAEL BAY FORFEITS HIS MANHOOD

Foreign Jackass · Jul 12, 2005

Prince of Space said:
In other news: MICHAEL BAY FORFEITS HIS MANHOOD

:lol :lol :lol

We have Ewan McGregor's reaction!

ge-man · Jul 12, 2005

Geek said:
Hell, I don't know if you ever saw Smokey and the Bandit 3, but it was rated PG and filled with nudity. I remember watching this on HBO when I was maybe 10 or 11 thinking I'd struck gold.

Not unusual for the early days of the rating system. Sixteen Candles has a shower scene and fuck is uttered within the first few moments of the movie, and it was rated PG then (not sure if it has been re-rated since then). Then there's Texas Chainsaw Massacare, which went on to earn an adult rating in spite of the fact that it's largely devoid of profanity, nor is there any blood shown at all.

The rating system has always been a joke. It's becoming worst now because Hollywood is trying even harder to appeal to every kind of audience with their product, and often the result has been the failure to appeal all except may be a few fans and what not.

human5892 · Jul 12, 2005

The ratings system also didn't used to have a PG-13 slot, so PG movies could obviously get away with more, as they were the tier below R.

I don't have a problem with rating movies so that parents know what their kids are seeing, but the system as it is now is just awful and places far too much priority on language and nudity/sex.

SpeedingUptoStop · Jul 12, 2005

human5892 said:
I don't have a problem with rating movies so that parents know what their kids are seeing, but the system as it is now is just awful and places far too much priority on language and nudity/sex.

Didn't Garden State get an R becuase they said Fuck twice?

Also FUCK YOU, MICHAEL BAY.

maynerd · Jul 12, 2005

Man he is a jerk. He could have put on a digital bra and then released it on DVD in an unrated version. Man...what a movie it could have been.

sprsk · Jul 12, 2005

Foreign Jackass · Jul 12, 2005

Iamthegamer said:
Also FUCK YOU, MICHAEL BAY.

YEAH THAT'S WHAT THIS THREAD'S FOR, WE NEED MORE!

human5892 · Jul 12, 2005

Iamthegamer said:
Didn't Garden State get an R becuase they said Fuck twice?

I'm not sure about that, but it really wouldn't surprise me as I've heard of similar instances like that.

I also think theaters should not be allowed to enforce the ratings system and it should be strictly informative. That way, if level-headed parents want to allow their 16 year-old to see a movie that has a little sex or cursing in it, they don't have to go through the trouble of going to the ticket window and buying the damn tickets (which I'm sure the 16 year-old would just love). If you have a child who is consistently sneaking off to see movies you don't want him to without your knowledge, you probably have deeper parenting issues to worry about.

DarienA · Jul 12, 2005

sp0rsk said:

:lol :lol :lol

Dan · Jul 12, 2005

Iamthegamer said:
Didn't Garden State get an R becuase they said Fuck twice?

Garden State also had nudity, right?

Geek · Jul 12, 2005

This is the man we're trusting with our Transformers movie?!

I guess this means no Arcee shower scene.

SpeedingUptoStop · Jul 12, 2005

Dan said:
Garden State also had nudity, right?

Briefly, but it was because of the Fucks. Braff worte about in his movie blog:

Some of you have been asking about the rating. Just so you all know, your government doesn't believe a 16 year old should hear the word "fuck" more than twice in a 2 hour period. The second you say "fuck" twice in a movie your film becomes "R". No exceptions. Pretty crazy, huh? You can blow someone's head off, but 2 fucks makes you unwatchable for someone under 17. Unless they have their parent there to explain it to them. "Mom, I understood the first use of the word fuck, but what's with the second - give me guidance please. I've heard one fuck before, but ever since I heard the second one I've had this insatiable desire to rob a liquor store and refer to all women as "ho's".

Anyway, that's why the movie's R. There is a brief shot of a breast - not mine don't get all excited - but it's because of the "one fuck" rule.

Zeo · Jul 13, 2005

You guys realize that he doesn't have the final say in it being PG-13 right?

I'm pretty sure the studio would not have this be an R movie.

ManaByte · Jul 13, 2005

Zeo said:
You guys realize that he doesn't have the final say in it being PG-13 right?

I'm pretty sure the studio would not have this be an R movie.

We have a winner.

Escape Goat · Jul 13, 2005

Geek said:
This is the man we're trusting with our Transformers movie?!

I guess this means no Arcee shower scene.

maybe she'll get a lube job

MrPing1000 · Jul 13, 2005

This is as bad as when Sigourney Weaver wanted to do the climax of Alien naked but got turned down. THE HUMANITY!

Justin Bailey · Jul 13, 2005

Zeo said:
You guys realize that he doesn't have the final say in it being PG-13 right?

I'm pretty sure the studio would not have this be an R movie.

FUCK YOU MOVIE STUDIO

ManaByte · Jul 13, 2005

MrPing1000 said:
This is as bad as when Sigourney Weaver wanted to do the climax of Alien naked but got turned down. THE HUMANITY!

Well, Alien was already close to getting an X rating because of the violence so I'm sure they didn't want to taunt the MPAA any more. Hell, no studio wanted to make Alien in the first place, and Fox only agreed to do it if the violence was toned down a bit because they felt it was "too bloody".

DrForester · Jul 13, 2005

Well, the original had no nudity, why should the remake

Mike Works · Jul 13, 2005

J2 Cool said:
you fuck!

I think that about sums it up perfectly.

demon · Jul 13, 2005

MrPing1000 said:
This is as bad as when Sigourney Weaver wanted to do the climax of Alien naked but got turned down. THE HUMANITY!

Fuck, are you serious? I can just imagine it now....and for the next three minutes.....

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