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[demon]

What the fuck is with these? The other day I was eating my pasgetti and meatballs, I looked down at my arm and there's a rather big scrape below my elbow. WTF? Was I rollerblading in my sleep without elbow pads or something?
Then this morning I get up, take a shower, and notice these two long parallel scratch marks along both my shoulders. Now how the fuck does that happen without me knowing about it? This shit's kinda scary.

 

[olimario]

A subconscious cutter, you are you are.
But seriously folks, let's get down to brass tacks. I have woken with cuts and found cuts on me in obscure places. I always think it's cool.

 

[Matt]

I’m gonna have to go with the elf theory.

 

[demon]

I’m gonna have to go with the elf theory.

Elfs steal underpants, they have no use for cutting people in their sleep. Maybe the gnomes.....

 

[robochimp]

I’m gonna have to go with the John Ashcroft theory.

 

[Willco]

Maybe your parents beat you at night!

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

Elfs steal underpants, they have no use for cutting people in their sleep. Maybe the gnomes.....

Actually, it's the "Underpants Gnomes" So.. elves do not steal underpants. Thanks for playing though, there aren't any nice parting gifts for you, but at least you still have your underwear.

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

My vote is for alien abduction!! ooooooo Taken in your sleep!!


I always wake up with a big bruise or a scrape somewhere and have no clue where it came from.

 

[Ryck]

The answer is simple really......you've all been abducted by aliens

 

[Ryck]

My vote is for alien abduction!! ooooooo Taken in your sleep!!


I always wake up with a big bruise or a scrape somewhere and have no clue where it came from.

it took me a minute to find the photo ........but I see we are on the same page about this....

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

it took me a minute to find the photo ........but I see we are on the same page about this....

Yes.. Page 42.

 

[Phoenix]

Your house is haunted - you're being scratched by beings from beyond ala Sixth Sense.

 

[Mama Smurf]

I once woke up with blood on my palms but no cut anywhere. I was a bit disturbed until someone said that means I'm Jesus or something.

I still want to know the actual explanation.

 

[Tenguman]

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

I once woke up with blood on my palms but no cut anywhere. I was a bit disturbed until someone said that means I'm Jesus or something.

I still want to know the actual explanation.

Look up the word "Stigmata"

 

[Mama Smurf]

Oh, that's what people were talking about.

It sounds similar, but I didn't have a wound, just blood. Maybe they're meant to heal really fast or something. And only in patches about an inch and a half wide, not soaking their hands like the pics I saw.

 

[Error Macro]

You have a ghost in your house that's an evil spirit. He/she is cutting you in your sleep.