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[bjork]

I've driven the same way to school for a couple of years now, but today I noticed a sign for a nudist colony. It's not right on the street, but back up this windy road in the hills. It seemed like an odd place for a nudist colony to me, but then, I don't know where the correct place would be either.

So anyway, I was thinking about it as I drove (my car stereo was stolen, so I have lots of time to ponder over weird stuff like this)... what do they do at a nudist colony? Is it like people who live there, and that's why it's called a colony? Do they only don clothing then they must venture out to the clothed world for beer and cheetos? Also, is there some kind of screening process for joining the nudist colony? I would think that a lot of posters here would be denied entry for busting wood over an underaged girl, but I wonder if that's even frowned upon in there? Do you have to groom yourself, or are thigh sideburns perfectly okay, because that's natural? Reminds me of that guy from GTA III... "we're not swingers! It's not about sex! It's about being one with the world."

So... anyone ever been to one? I'm curious to know what goes on there. I know it's not like some mass orgy, but still... the notion of a bunch of naked dudes sitting around, then getting up and leaving their bushy pubes all of the chair is not really too inviting. Um... yeah!

 

[GDGF]

Sexy people don't go to nudists colonies.

 

[bjork]

Sexy people don't go to nudists colonies.

That's why I asked here!

 

[DeEJaYMiND]

Sexy people don't go to nudists colonies.

Yes they do... yes they do...

 

[MrCheez]

A good thread this shall be.

 

[Matrix]

They should have hot lesbian pornstar nudist colonies where guys can watch them make out.

 

[DJ_Tet]

A good thread this shall be.

not so much actually...

 

[shuri]

I dont get the whole concept of "freedom of walking around naked with hundreds of other naked people"

I knew this guy who, with a bunch of friends, went to a nudist beach "to check it out"

All he saw was naked old peoples, '40 something 'not exactly at the top of their athetic shape' ladies, and a SHITLOAD of dudes. They were playing voleyball and doing the same kind of stuff that clothed people did at the beach. They were rather.. underwhelmed

 

[GDGF]

Why go to a nudist colony when you could make your home into one! All it takes is a lack of modesty and a penchant for answering the door wearing nothing but a smile!

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Why go to a nudist colony when you could make your home into one! All it takes is a lack of modesty and a penchant for answering the door wearing nothing but a smile!

And don't forget the full-on throbbing erection

 

[ManDudeChild]

All he saw was naked old peoples, '40 something 'not exactly at the top of their athetic shape' ladies, and a SHITLOAD of dudes. They were playing voleyball and doing the same kind of stuff that clothed people did at the beach. They were rather.. underwhelmed

I don't get why some ... lets go with the term "special" people think they're going to see some super sexually attractive people in orgies 24/7 in nudist colony's.

 

[Vormund]

One can hope.

 

[tt_deeb]

So... anyone ever been to one? I'm curious to know what goes on there. I know it's not like some mass orgy, but still... the notion of a bunch of naked dudes sitting around, then getting up and leaving their bushy pubes all of the chair is not really too inviting. Um... yeah!

I think they have to sit/lay on towels and stuff, nudist's etiquette, they always carry their own towels around. Don't you watch Surreal Life?

 

[bjork]

Don't you watch Surreal Life?

I don't watch television shows period, if I can help it.

I asked this question on another forum, and I guess it's a tossup, sometimes it's just a bunch of old dudes wanting to tan their wangs and see other naked dudes, and sometimes it's not that bad.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

tan their wangs.

Better wear sunblock.

 

[LakeEarth]

One time I was in Europe, but at a normal, closed beach. So I started walking along the beach, tossing stones into the water, you know, having a relaxing time. Anyways, I eventually got to this part of the beach which behind it was a cliff. I was just tossing some nice rocks into the water when I began to look to my right... lots and lots of naked people. Apparently, THAT SIDE of the beach was nude, and down where I was at was the clothed part (couldn't see the one beach if you were at the other).. that was a bit of a shocker as I calmly and orderly ran away (I was much younger at the time).

 

[pnjtony]

I used to work with a girl who grew up nudist. She said that her parents, mainly her dad was nude all the time and just wore minimal clothing to go out. She said how she'd go to nudist colonies on vacation and stuff and it wasn't a big deal, just how she grew up.


Just for the record this girl was smokin hot and usually showed a bit of skin at parties. It's just freeing I suppose.

I saw a thing on TV about nudist colonies and it showed (with parts blurred out) 2 girls and two guys playing ping pong nude. They were like 14 or 15 too. The boys said they didn't spring wood or anything cause that's how they were brought up. It wasn't a big deal to see naked people.

 

[MrAngryFace]

so nudist colonies are big on viagra?

 

[DJ_Tet]

so nudist colonies are big on viagra?

4 out of 5 nudists actually prefer Enzyte.

 

[ManDudeChild]

4 out of 5 nudists actually prefer Enzyte.

So that evil robot from the commercials comes from a nudist conoly? It all makes sense now ...

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Nope, and I'll tell you why. I'm kinda scared that seeing some of those women naked would give me a boner. Seems like that would be kinda ackward, and Im sure the guys that go there all the time aren't busting wood every 5 seconds. I'm only use to being naked in the shower or in sexual situations, so I dont know if I could handle a nudist facility. You know?

 

[FnordChan]

I've never been to a nudist colony, but I've been to Burning Man a couple of times, where a fair number of folks wander around nekkid. For the record: it's not that big a deal. One of the first people I was introduced to was an attractive, completely nude woman. That was a bit odd, but I got used to it fairly quickly, and before long hardly noticed that folks in various states of undress were all over the place.

Of course, in addition to modesty we wear clothing to protect us from the elements, so I was occasionally baffled by the truly hardcore nudists. Early on I was introduced to this old guy (late 60s, I'd say) who was riding around on a bicycle wearing a hat, shoes, and nothing else. This wouldn't have been so bizzare except that we were in the middle of a sandstorm at the time. I kept thinking, "Man, aren't you afraid something is going to be sheared off?", but he seemed completely oblivious to this. You also go through a lot of sunscreen with this sort of lifestyle, especially when you're in the middle of the freakin' desert.

On the flip side, it's nice being in an environment where no one really cares how or if you're dressed. There were also some wonderfully surreal moments to come out of the clothing-optional atmosphere, such as Critical Tits a regular event that's kinda like Critical Mass except there's no traffic being blocked and the riders are strictly a mob of several hundred half-naked women. This wasn't so much erotic as completely hysterical.

FnordChan, who kept his clothes on at Burning Man