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Are "soul ties" for real?

West Texas CEO

GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
So soul ties can only happen through sex?

And then when you stop having sex, the soul tie goes away?

Can you avoid soul ties if you use a rubber during sex?



Or are these lies people made up to shame women for having sex?
 

Soodanim

Gold Member
My favourite bit is when he said he knew it was real but never felt it before, so he’s ignoring all the soul bonds he didn’t have because he’s just fallen deeply for someone for the first time and thus soul bonds are real.
 

Bartski

Gold Member
justin timberlake what GIF
 

West Texas CEO

GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Some people say that once two people have sex, they are already married in God's eyes. If they have sex with another, they are in essence committing adultery.
 

AJUMP23

Parody of actual AJUMP23
An exchange in intimate behavior does not tie ones soul to a person. It probably does create an emotional connection.
 

Neolombax

Member
Cant believe I spent 3 minutes just to watch this shit. I feel so stupid for being even slightly compelled to click that play button.


Of course its not real!!
 

poppabk

Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
Did you not learn about this in sex ed? As it was explained to me by an embarrassed gym teacher the female parts have a tiny soul hook deep inside. When the man puts his thingy in a woman the soul hook latches on to the man's soul and when he takes his thingy out his soul is ripped from his body.
 

StormCell

Member
Did you not learn about this in sex ed? As it was explained to me by an embarrassed gym teacher the female parts have a tiny soul hook deep inside. When the man puts his thingy in a woman the soul hook latches on to the man's soul and when he takes his thingy out his soul is ripped from his body.
Wow, the identical almost same thing happens to the man's bank account if she gives birth to his baby!
 
Did you not learn about this in sex ed? As it was explained to me by an embarrassed gym teacher the female parts have a tiny soul hook deep inside. When the man puts his thingy in a woman the soul hook latches on to the man's soul and when he takes his thingy out his soul is ripped from his body.
Once Met a girl at a college party who had such a soul hook in her throat
 

Burnttips

Member
I had sex with a girl I loved. Been with girls since and gotten married. Never in love with any of them. When I had sex with her it felt like I was having sex with her for days after. She's been divorced 3 times and she looks me up all the time. She was very religious and I was more of a bad boy. I can't help think I ruined her. I stay away cause she can get me to do anything and I have a little girl that needs me. I think if you're really into someone you can generate a connection/energy after sex.
 

GreatnessRD

Member
I do believe soul ties are real. You exchange energy and a piece of yourself with those you have unprotected sex with.

Now if you're smart and put a raincoat on, fuck dem hoes and no soul ties. :D
 
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