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[Banjo64]

Fast X. What the fuck was that?

Worst movie I've ever endured in my 33 years.

And funnily enough, I liked the first 9.

 

[RagnarokIV]

Is that the one where the poster is ultima weapon levels of cringe with vin diesel holding the cross of Jebus and thinking he's a real actor

Edit:

It is hahaha

 

[xrnzaaas]

C'mon leave Lesbian Vampire Killers alone, it's a fun flick with a bunch of hot chicks. It's even better that James Corden will always have it in his resume and it'll piss him off for the rest of his life.

 

[rm082e]

C'mon leave Lesbian Vampire Killers alone, it's a fun flick with a bunch of hot chicks. It's even better that James Corden will always have it in his resume and it'll piss him off for the rest of his life.

Why would he be pissed? That sounds fun?

(I haven't seen it obviously)

Hell, he was in Cats...

 

[Banjo64]

Is that the one where the poster is ultima weapon levels of cringe with vin diesel holding the cross of Jebus and thinking he's a real actor

Edit:

It is hahaha

First time I've seen it all the way through tonight.

It's the one where Aquaman has daddy issues and impersonates the Joker if the Joker was gay and not psychotic. He and his homosexual Police man lover with a gen-z haircut unleash a global campaign of terror in order track down Dom's son, Jaden Smith. In the background, John Cena runs out of fuel so decides to kamikaze his car and kill himself. After enduring 2 hours and 20 minutes of the worst plot telling and CGI effects in a movie, cumulating in Don driving down a fucking dam, it ended on a cliff hanger.

I'm speechless.

 

[T8SC]

Fast X. What the fuck was that?

 

[Donald mac Ronald]

First time I've seen it all the way through tonight.

It's the one where Aquaman has daddy issues and impersonates the Joker if the Joker was gay and not psychotic. He and his homosexual Police man lover with a gen-z haircut unleash a global campaign of terror in order track down Dom's son, Jaden Smith. In the background, John Cena runs out of fuel so decides to kamikaze his car and kill himself. After enduring 2 hours and 20 minutes of the worst plot telling and CGI effects in a movie, cumulating in Don driving down a fucking dam, it ended on a cliff hanger.

I'm speechless.

What did you expect. They drove a car in space in one before .

And yeah aqua man hams it up way too much its pure cringe. Was a stupid retcon from fast 5 as well.

 

[RagnarokIV]

For the next Fast movie it should be called Fuck Off Fast

It has Craig Fairbrass show up as Pat Tate and he gives these muggy poof fake hardmem twats a good fucken hidin'

 

[Donald mac Ronald]

For the next Fast movie it should be called Fuck Off Fast

It has Craig Fairbrass show up as Pat Tate and he gives these muggy poof fake hardmem twats a good fucken hidin'

Are the ranger rover murders and the pat tate story worth watching

 

[kpopSuperstar]

Hell, he was in Cats...

 

[Toons]

C'mon leave Lesbian Vampire Killers alone, it's a fun flick with a bunch of hot chicks. It's even better that James Corden will always have it in his resume and it'll piss him off for the rest of his life.

Does corden not like the lesbians, the vampires, or the killers part of that?

 

[xrnzaaas]

 

[SJRB]

Lesbian Vampire Killers sounds awesome actually.

 

[Rockondevil]

Eh they're just cool set piece action movies. I liked Momoa in it hamming it up.

 

[Danjin44]

For the next Fast movie it should be called Fuck Off Fast

 

[Lunarorbit]

First time I've seen it all the way through tonight.

It's the one where Aquaman has daddy issues and impersonates the Joker if the Joker was gay and not psychotic. He and his homosexual Police man lover with a gen-z haircut unleash a global campaign of terror in order track down Dom's son, Jaden Smith. In the background, John Cena runs out of fuel so decides to kamikaze his car and kill himself. After enduring 2 hours and 20 minutes of the worst plot telling and CGI effects in a movie, cumulating in Don driving down a fucking dam, it ended on a cliff hanger.

I'm speechless.

That little shit looks exactly like jaden smith.

 

[rkofan87]

 

[mitch1971]

Proud to say I ain't seen any of them.

 

[Banjo64]

Watched Godzilla minus one (subtitled) last night for the first time. Really enjoyed it. After watching fast X I needed a radioactive dinosaur to reset my palate.

 

[GymWolf]

I stopped watching faf around 30 min inside the 4th movie...

Third one is still my favourite.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Watched Godzilla minus one (subtitled) last night for the first time. Really enjoyed it. After watching fast X I needed a radioactive dinosaur to reset my palate.

Should have cooked.

 

[Bert Big Balls]

Dropped the fast and furious films after I think the 4th one. Total and utter garbage. First two were alright.

 

[DKehoe]

Dropped the fast and furious films after I think the 4th one. Total and utter garbage. First two were alright.

The fifth is a big improvement.