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[Stouffers]

.. I think it’s only appropriate we take a moment to reflect on my thread/posting genius.

Post your favorite Stouffers moments. If you have too many, narrow it down to your top 20.

Make it so.

 

[haxan7]

that time you slipped a finger in my butt right before I came

 

[Stouffers]

that time you slipped a finger in my butt right before I came

Dude, that was two fists and a bowling pin.. You really should take some time off.

 

[King of Foxes]

I dont think i can ever recall seeing a post of yours before op.

 

[JimiNutz]

My favourite Stouffers moments are the ones where you provide me with historical education.

The first clit was discovered in 1873 by Archibald Clitteratti. A world renowned bush-barber, he happened upon it quite by accident after tripping on a client’s discarded undergarment and falling face first into her hair lagoon. Before that happenstance, no one had dared get that close to a vagina. Nose to nose with the hooded creature, Archibald instinctively flicked it with all his might causing his customer to buck and bend uncontrollably.

 

[Stouffers]

I dont think i can ever recall seeing a post of yours before op.

People often don’t “see” my posts.. it’s more like a deep orgasmic tingle that starts near your bellybutton and radiates out. While your brain might not’ve processed my musings, your body did and is better for it.

 

[GymWolf]

I always confuse your avatar with rentalhamster, so i'm not sure if you were the one who explained to us why male porn actors don't really have big penises but it's mostly camera work and small handed actresses...but i liked that bit.

 

[JimiNutz]

I always confuse your avatar with rentalhamster, so i'm not sure if you were the one who explained to use why male porn actors don't really have big penises but it's mostly camera work and small handed actresses...

That was the Hamster.

 

[notseqi]

Stouffers, does your country live in the Netherlands and are you aware that Beavers are allergic to Zimmer frames?

 

[Richard Packer]

I love you @Richard Packer

This one.

 

[Stouffers]

Stouffers, does your country live in the Netherlands and are you aware that Beavers are allergic to Zimmer frames?

I had to look up “Zimmer Frame.” Named after Hans Zimmer, the famous film composer?

 

[notseqi]

I had to look up “Zimmer Frame.” Named after Hans Zimmer, the famous film composer?

He uses it to draw his funny little music stylings. Seems stupid, because it is.

 

[TrainedRage]

Your lasagna is trash.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

This is my favorite moment so far.

 

[TheContact]

the hubris, lol

 

[Stouffers]

I always confuse your avatar with rentalhamster, so i'm not sure if you were the one who explained to use why male porn actors don't really have big penises but it's mostly camera work and small handed actresses...but i liked that bit.

Because your avatar is so small on my phone, it looks like a fat ginger with a huge goiter.

 

[Stouffers]

the hubris, lol

It’s only hubris if it’s not deserved.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

My favourite moments were when you ignored me mentioning you when posting hilarious fat jokes.

 

[TaySan]

I'm getting close too! Should have some wine to celebrate

 

[Stouffers]

I'm getting close too! Should have some wine to celebrate

Aren’t you also close to celebrating 50,000 Echo-points on Resetera?

 

[DESTROYA]

The time I put you on my ignore list .....good times after that.

 

[Tesseract]

here's to 10,000

jerk store called, they are running outta boxed lasasgna

 

[JORMBO]

I like your Mac & Cheese.

 

[Stouffers]

here's to 10,000

jerk store called, they are running outta boxed lasasgna

I boxed your mom’s lasagna.

 

[Tesseract]

I boxed your mom’s lasagna.

welcome to the shadow war

 

[GymWolf]

That was the Hamster.

wrong rodent then.

 

[GymWolf]

Because your avatar is so small on my phone, it looks like a fat ginger with a huge goiter.

well it kinda is...

 

[gradient]

My favorite Stouffers moment was that time he posted and revealed he keeps track of his reactions like a teenage girl keeps track of her likes on Facebook.

 

[Stouffers]

well it kinda is...

HA. Zoomed out I assumed it was really her hands next to her head. Zoomed in I see that you took a character who’s thin and made her fat. Splendid fun.

 

[Stouffers]

My favorite Stouffers moment was that time he posted and revealed he keeps track of his reactions like a teenage girl keeps track of her likes on Facebook.

Well how else do you build a sense of self worth?

 

[gradient]

Well how else do you build a sense of self worth?

...I don't

 

[Stouffers]

I’ve hit 5,000 and will now take my leave. Farewell, GAF. You’re welcome.

 

[GymWolf]

HA. Zoomed out I assumed it was really her hands next to her head. Zoomed in I see that you took a character who’s thin and made her fat. Splendid fun.

it wasn't me, i'm shit with photoshop.

 

[notseqi]

I’ve hit 5,000 and will now take my leave. Farewell, GAF. You’re welcome.

See you space cowboy!

 

[Cutty Flam]

 

[Captain Zyrain]

How does one even know how many reactions they've gotten? I didn't know there was a running count.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Stouffer's is the worst frozen food brand in America.

 

[MaestroMike]

Everytime I see ur avatar I feel sorry for the squirrel (beaver?) but also can't help thinking how adorable it is with it's walker.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Everytime I see ur avatar I feel sorry for the squirrel (beaver?) but also can't help thinking how adorable it is with it's walker.

That beaver doesn't give a dam

 

[teezzy]

Stouffers

Fwiw, I remember you and your old avatar on era. You were funny there too. Assuming you were banned for nonsense. I'm not a nerd so idk specifics but you're always a fun poster to read here on GAF also

 

[bender]

I like your icon but don't have time for your jibber jabber.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

.. I think it’s only appropriate we take a moment to reflect on my thread/posting genius.

Post your favorite Stouffers moments. If you have too many, narrow it down to your top 20.

Make it so.

 

[Stouffers]

I’m back. What did I miss?

 

[Grinchy]

imagine being a big enough loser to have more than 5,000 reaction points

 

[bucyou]

I'm getting close too! Should have some wine to celebrate

you seem more the wine cooler type

 

[bucyou]

imagine being a big enough loser to have more than 5,000 reaction points

 

[TaySan]

How does one even know how many reactions they've gotten? I didn't know there was a running count.

If you're on desktop hover your mouse to their avatar and their stats will pop up.

you seem more the wine cooler type

When i first started drinking i liked Seagrams, but nowodays nahhh,

 

[Yoboman]

I am also approaching 5,000

If this post gets 90 reactions I wont even make my own thread

 

[nush]

.. I think it’s only appropriate we take a moment to reflect on my thread/posting genius.

Post your favorite Stouffers moments. If you have too many, narrow it down to your top 20.

Make it so.

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

that time when Stouffers was like:

"Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Reese and them"

That was a hit