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[Suerte]

Ashlee Simpson has been banned from playing a lesbian in her upcoming movie debut.

The singer-turned-actress was due to star as a gay character in the romantic comedy Wannabe but her unimpressed manager-father Joe Simpson ordered a change in the scripts.

"I changed it. It doesn't work for her to be gay the first thing out," Joe told the New York Post. "She said, 'But it's cool, it's edgy, it's different,' and of course the filmmakers were like, 'It's cool for a woman to be a lesbian.'"

He added: "She's going to be a huge movie star. She's like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth. When we're done, she'll play it all."

:lol

 

[Matlock]

Lesbians exist in Disney movies?

 

[Azih]

You know I kind of feel sorry for Ashlee, she's got one completely screwed up family.

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

He added: "She's going to be a huge movie star. She's like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth. When we're done, she'll play it all."

Except for a character that can actually sing...

 

[Kenobi]

Except for a character that can actually sing...

Zing!

 

[Merlin]

He likes jessica tits!

* FATHER PRAISES JESSICA SIMPSON'S BREASTS
Pop beauty JESSICA SIMPSON's manager and father JOE has credited his daughter's
breasts with forging her sex symbol status.
The former Baptist minister boasts his daughter cannot help looking raunchy,
because her huge double D-cup chest is impossible to cover up, reports website
PAGESIX.COM.

He gushes, "Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just is sexy. If you put her
in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double
D's! You can't cover those suckers up!" (CM/WNWCPS/GES)

 

[Suerte]

She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!

:lol

 

[Drozmight]

He likes jessica tits!

Lol, he had to have been drunk when he said this.

 

[deadhorse32]

...The former Baptist minister....She's got double
D's! You can't cover those suckers up!

:lol

 

[Jim Bowie]

Ashlee: Dad, I don't want to do this anymore. I just want to be an accountant.

Dad: FUCK THAT NOISE, MISSY! YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN THE LIMELIGHT 24/7! NOW GET OUT THERE AND BE PROVOCATIVE!

 

[mrklaw]

She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckees up!"

fixed.

If you put her in a T-shirt

Yes...

or you put her in a bustier

waa!?

 

[Donkeypuncher]

This sounds like a dad who has done some diddling of his daughters when they were younger. Maybe still does too the way he's gushing about her breasts.

 

[FortNinety]

You know I kind of feel sorry for Ashlee, she's got one completely screwed up family.

She's rich. She'll get over it. But either it's all stolen from her by her parents or she ends up blowing it all in just a few years.

 

[Triumph]

Jessica Simpson has DDs? They never looked that big to me.

Quick! Throw up the Alphasnacks symbol!

 

[Miguel]

Quick! Throw up the Alphasnacks symbol!

 

[Triumph]

:lol Brilliant!

 

[Particle Physicist]

"She said, 'But it's cool, it's edgy, it's different,' and of course the filmmakers were like, 'It's cool for a woman to be a lesbian.'"


:lol

 

[Donkeypuncher]

With a dad like this, there is no way Jessica Simpson was a virgin when she got married.

 

[Willco]

Donkeypuncher, you just regurgitated what you said a few posts back. Jesus wouldn't do that.

 

[Donkeypuncher]

Donkeypuncher, you just regurgitated what you said a few posts back. Jesus wouldn't do that.

He wants me to spread the message.

 

[bishoptl]

ahaahahaaaaahhaa :lol

 

[Drozmight]

I wonder if Jesus' beard was the real son of god, and was simply using a man named Jesus as a host and outlet to do his worldly deeds.

 

[Oh! My Car!]

I desire pics

 

[bishoptl]

google is your friend

 

[Leon]

I'm starting to dislike this family.

 

[tedtropy]

Yeah, they're pretty big. I guess god never forgets a brain without filling a bra...

 

[Baconäger]

I know Ashlee isn't that hot, but for some reason I still really want to do her. :confused

 

[tedtropy]

I know Ashlee isn't that hot, but for some reason I still really want to do her. :confused

She has the appropriate parts, what's to wonder?

 

[KarishBHR]

I know Ashlee isn't that hot, but for some reason I still really want to do her. :confused

I think shes cute, more photos please

 

[Drozmight]

why is she wearing what I wore to bed in the 3rd grade?

 

[Mercury Fred]

I'm starting to dislike this family.

Starting?

 

[Suerte]

We need a picture of the dad to photoshop for an "I'D HIT IT!" picture.

 

[Echoes of Pink]

Maybe I'm weird but I don't find Jessica Simpson incredibly hot like a lot of people seem to. I won't deny she's a good looking woman but something about her just turns me off. I still can't really figure out what it is.

Ashlee looks like a bird...

 

[Miguel]

why is she wearing what I wore to bed in the 3rd grade?

You wore high heels to bed?

 

[levious]

Maybe I'm weird but I don't find Jessica Simpson incredibly hot like a lot of people seem to. I won't deny she's a good looking woman but something about her just turns me off. I still can't really figure out what it is.

Ashlee looks like a bird...

it's the bug eyes and huger than Julia Roberts mouth.

 

[Rorschach]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[human5892]

it's the bug eyes and huger than Julia Roberts mouth.

Definitely the bug eyes. That gets me everytime I look at her.

 

[etiolate]

"Hrmm... be a man of God or whore out my daughters for financial gain? Secularism here I CUM!"



PS: girls in boy undies are mega-hot for some reason

 

[AlphaSnake]

Hahahahaha. WTF?! :lol

 

[Miguel]

Hahahahaha. WTF?! :lol

Because I care.

 

[Drozmight]

You wore high heels to bed?

What... you didn't?

 

[Jim Bowie]

Isn't she like 14? Why's she doing Maxim shoots?

 

[KiNeSiS]

These are not double D's!!!!
Her father is greatly exagerrating!!!

 

[KiNeSiS]

Maybe I'm weird but I don't find Jessica Simpson incredibly hot like a lot of people seem to. I won't deny she's a good looking woman but something about her just turns me off. I still can't really figure out what it is.

Ashlee looks like a bird...

Jessica and ashley aren't to attractive.

 

[Baconäger]

These are not double D's!!!!
Her father is greatly exagerrating!!!

Wrong girl.

Ashlee was hotter as a blonde and when she wasn't doing the "grunge" thing...

 

[AniHawk]

The singer-turned-actress was due to star as a gay character in the romantic comedy Wannabe but her unimpressed manager-father Joe Simpson ordered a change in the scripts.

Heh.

 

[etiolate]

Wrong girl.

Ashlee was hotter as a blonde and when she wasn't doing the "grunge" thing...

Woah. That hair actually fits her profile. She looks striking instead of stanking.

 

[Incognito]

Woah. That hair actually fits her profile. She looks striking instead of stanking.

well, having both girls trying to angle the same preppy market can't be good for business. so father-knows-best-manger has one girl corner that market(jessica) while he has the other(ashlee) round up the grunge/punk-esque market.

 

[AlphaSnake]

Both of those girls are fucked stacked. I'd rock either one of them if I had the chance...too bad I never will. =(

 

[hXc_thugg]

I must be really weird, but I think Ashlee Simpson is really cute and I would totally fuck her until she exploded. I think I just really like girls with dark hair, because I didn't like her at all when she was blonde!

I need help!