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ASMR Haters GET ITT!!!!👄

O-N-E

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Absolutely atrocious.

Repulsive.

UNBEARABLE.

And yes, I'm willing to go there... FURRY TIER TRASH!!!

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There's some decent stuff



But yeah the whole, girl with huge cleavage touches things in front of camera doesn't have much appeal to me.
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It instantly gives me an irrational amount of rage. If you put 50 puppies and 50 kittens in a sack and told me I either have to crush their skulls in or sit through an hour of ASMR video, I'd be asking where the hammer is.
 


In addition to the immense cringe at the grossness and stupidity on display, it just makes me sad how popular stuff like this is as opposed to things that take a lot more effort and are more entertaining and interesting.

It's like "adult" furry porn and yaoi being the most profitable online comic category.

Bottom of the barrel, low effort fetish bullshit.
 
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In addition to the immense cringe at the grossness and stupidity on display, it just makes me sad how popular stuff like this is as opposed to things that take a lot more effort and are more entertaining and interesting.

It's like "adult" furry porn and yaoi being the most profitable online comic category.

Bottom of the barrel, low effort fetish bullshit.

cannot speak to the comparisons made, just another way to reduce tension and anxiety for me

berry intredastering thoughts tho
 
ASMR hasn't always been a sexual thing but coomer losers ruined it

There are still plenty of good ASMR artists out there making decent content, but yeah, unfortunately, it has been co-opted by a lot of Cam Girl/Thots as a means to get gain attention/a following for their Patreon exclusive content for sure.

As for the O-N-E O-N-E . ASMR works for me as a means to just unwind (I find the Russian Whispering stuff send me to sleep real easy), however, I get it's not for everyone. Still, I don't get ASMR Mukbang Videos (people just eating food, and generally excessively large amounts of it): -



That shit is just nuts, and hugely popular. Eating sounds =

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Still, you've gotta find what works for you.
 
How do you feel about the music genius, voice of the future Billy Eyelash? Doesn't said music plant do this as well?
 
Lol wtf, where do you come with this insanity? First Bugs Bunny on the toilet and now this :D :D

Oh, I just got lucky - Each one was a buried treasure unearthed while deep-diving into a sea of "WTF" gifs. I have no idea who made either of them, but they both made me laugh. :lollipop_grinning_sweat:


As for the topic of the thread, this ASMR stuff is like fingernails scratching a chalkboard for me. I cannot for the life of me fathom how people enjoy it...but to each their own, I suppose. :goog_confounded:
 
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I don't know what choices each of you made in your lives to get to this point, but I will say that if you can't appreciate an 3D Stereo ASMR recording of hair clippers giving you a haircut, there's something seriously wrong with you, and you should be put on a list.
 
Certain sounds do give me the tingles on my brain. Like inaudible whispers. Feels good man.

Too bad YouTube is getting inundated with the cam girls that try too hard. No we do not need to hear you slobbering on the microphone like you sucked dick last night. Two totally different things...... to most people at least.
 
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