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[Cypher]

Avril Lavigne

Where you’ve seen her:

The 20-year-old Canadian pop-punk princess crashed onto the music scene in 2002 with her megasuccessful debut album, Let Go, and accompanying hell-raising demeanor. She recently released her sophomore effort, Under My Skin.

Press charges:

"The media have portrayed me as an angry girl who’s pissed off all the time. They’ve labeled me tons of things, but none of them really sum up who I am or what I’m like. But I’m over it, and I honestly feel like that’s gone away."

Mean feet:

"Some chick came up to me and got in my face and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her. I don’t go looking for fights, but if someone comes up to me and pushes me, I’m not going to take it."

Booze counting?

"I’m such a cheap drunk. I can actually drink a lot—I just get buzzed on one beer. I can handle four shots of Jägermeister, but then I’m shitfaced the rest of the night.”

 

[BuddyC]

I got that in the mail a few days ago and flipped through it. Horribly disappointing in all regards, including Avril and Fergie.

I mean, I'll be honest here. I'm not a huge fan of Avril, but I do find her moderately attractive. Well, I did, at the least, that interview pretty much killed any activity in my pants.

 

[shuri]

They went crazy with the airbrush

 

[scorcho]

proof that a ton of makeup and tons of airbrushing can make even a dog look decent. cheer cheer!

 

[RiZ III]

show some skin bitch

 

[duderon]

:lol

gawd she's a fucking joke

 

[Jim Bowie]

I'm seriously appalled by Avril's clothing. The sentence on her shirt is missing punctuation!

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Mean feet:

"Some chick came up to me and got in my face and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her. I don’t go looking for fights, but if someone comes up to me and pushes me, I’m not going to take it."

Straight street yo, don't be dissin me.

And wtf, am I supposed to think she is awesome because she flicked off the camera, WHOOO, she bad.

 

[Idle Will Kill]

Every 13 year old confused goth boy's fantasy.

 

[VPhys]

I got it in the mail the other day and was horribly disappointed. Worst maxim spread ever. zero skin

 

[Fresh Prince]

proof that a ton of makeup and tons of airbrushing can make even a dog look decent. cheer cheer!

I believe this news.

 

[FortNinety]

Maxim can make any good looking girl and make her look like a fucking drilled out whore.

FACT

 

[Chesapeake Silt]

BOX KICK!

 

[Miguel]

Mean feet:

"Some chick came up to me and got in my face and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her. I don’t go looking for fights, but if someone comes up to me and pushes me, I’m not going to take it."

:lol! She's related to Greekboy.

 

[videogamer]

out of curiousity: Why do so many posters dislike Avril Lavigne?

 

[Jim Bowie]

out of curiousity: Why do so many posters dislike Avril Lavigne?

Because she's too cool for school and I need a nice girl.

 

[scorcho]

out of curiousity: Why do so many posters dislike Avril Lavigne?

because we're all jealous that she's too famous for us to have any posibility of giving her an STD. well, outside of developing a weapon that could shoot HIV at her from a distance.

 

[Chesapeake Silt]

out of curiousity: Why do so many posters dislike Avril Lavigne?

Because she's a dirty box kicker.

 

[videogamer]

Her videos are often awesome, esp "my happy ending".

 

[AeroGod]

Meh. I still think she is attractive, and I like her music quite a bit too.

 

[J2 Cool]

because she's teasing me by showing her breasts and the sentence below saying she wont give it up to me. Fucking tease.

 

[Warm Machine]

During the the 2001 E3 we were hanging out at the Hollywood Rosevelt in the evenings and Avril was staying there trying to get her 1st record contract. There are pics of her boozing hard with the guys.

 

[MetatronM]

Who wears shirts with their own assinine lyrics written on them?

 

[scorcho]

Who wears shirts with their own assinine lyrics written on them?

someone who wants to get a spoonful of AIDS thrown at them, that's who.

 

[Ned Flanders]

Did she just say "I kicked her in the box"?? You seem dirty enough going Pele on someone's vulva, but then to use the term "box" in reference to it is just vulgar to me. The "Fuck" belt certainly adds to the crass-factor as well.

I guess its just the double-standard sexist in me, as if a male rockstar said "I booted him in the nads" I'd probably consider him the coolest man walking.

Dirty girls just disturb me for some reason.

*Continues surfing bukakke porn*

 

[Error Macro]

IT HAD TO BE DONE

 

[Patrick Klepek]

*vomit*

 

[Jim Bowie]

She looks like a DMB fan I knew during my senior year of high school.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

IT HAD TO BE DONE

HAWT!

 

[FortNinety]

IT HAD TO BE DONE

Still looks better here than on Maxim. Least you know what you're getting.

 

[olimario]

I've never found her very attractive. Even Maxim can't make her look appealing to me.

 

[AeroGod]

I've never found her very attractive. Even Maxim can't make her look appealing to me.

Your penis is broken.

Kidding, but I understand how she isnt totally attractive. Its alot more personal preferance I guess. I find her to be very good looking in most cases

 

[norinrad21]

sigh.i used to think she was hot, looking at her these days i feel like choking myself

 

[Seth C]

sigh.i used to think she was hot, looking at her these days i feel like choking myself

Well, I still want her. Bad. I love the way her lips crinkle.

 

[G4life98]

it would have been better if they had just reprinted those pictures of her in a bikini and it would have been hotter.

 

[Kseutron]

IT HAD TO BE DONE

OMG u bastard !