- Wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up first.
- What's with you anyway, did somebody drop you onto your fucking head?
- On my head?
- Well, yeah, are they going to do drop you onto somebody else's head?
- How can they drop me onto my own head?
- No, not onto your...would... Goddamnit, are you fucking with me??
- I've always had a thing for, um, Santa Clause, in case you didn't notice. It's like some deep-seeded childhood thing.
- So is my thing for tits.
- Yeah, it is like that, you know?
- Are you off your fucking meds or something??
- Yes. But that is not what this is about. You're as queer as a ten-dollar bill.
- Who's the bitch now, Santy Clause!? Faggy Clause! Faggy!