So I'm watching Balls of Steel right now, the new Channel 4 show where new comedians play tricks on members of the public and celebrities. Now remember that incident where Tom Cruise got squirted in the face using a fake microphone? I've got a feeling that this is the show it was meant to be on. They've just had a autograph pen that gives off electric shocks (to Mischa Barton), using a vibrator for a microphone at premieres (on Paris Hilton and Morgan Freeman). I've got to say it's all poor stuff.