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Bathing and Sleeping with your 48 year old father.

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Megafoo Chavez

I love EGM
well its really from real life, i grew up with the greatest apalachians on the planet *DAYTON REPRESEZENTSZ!*. ITS GET R DONE NOW !!!
 

impirius

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hahahahahahahaha

And yes, "GIT-R-DUN" is the most annoying thing since I don't know what. It's the brainchild of "Larry The Cable Guy", a stand-up comic who spews unfunny tripe in an accent that would make even the most backwoods redneck cringe.
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
I prefer to bathe with my entire family. It's a unique family bonding experience like none other. I whole-heartedly recommend it.
 

Ecrofirt

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Megafoo Chavez said:
i was sleeping inbetween my dad and BOTH my grandpapes until i was 18

Wait a minute. Let me do a diagram here. You are O everyone else is X. You said you slept between your father and both of your grandparents.

X X O X
X O X X

are the only two options. This of course means that you souldn't have been between all of the at the same time UNLESS your father married your grandmother.

Dude, your family is fucked up.
 

Catalyst

Banned
Ecrofirt said:
Wait a minute. Let me do a diagram here. You are O everyone else is X. You said you slept between your father and both of your grandparents.

X X O X
X O X X

are the only two options. This of course means that you souldn't have been between all of the at the same time UNLESS your father married your grandmother.

Dude, your family is fucked up.
There could be the buck-toothed sister he forgot to mention.
 
Seriously, dudes, it smells like someone just took a dump in my room. I can't figure out wtf it could be. Unless... It's some damn ghost that took a phantom shit on my carpet in the corner.

But I smell poop. I know it's poop.
 

scorcho

testicles on a cold fall morning
question - a man can marry a woman and as far as i know rape cannot occur by law. what would happen if you ask your son to tag in you give him your consent? this is what happens when i drink on a sunday night with monday off baby.
 

fennec fox

ferrets ferrets ferrets ferrets FERRETS!!!
Ecrofirt said:
X X O X
X O X X

Dude, your family is fucked up.
Actually, wasn't this sort of the way Charlie's household was set up in the book version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Of course, they were so poor that they had to sleep together, but...
 

Jak140

Member
Ecrofirt said:
Wait a minute. Let me do a diagram here. You are O everyone else is X. You said you slept between your father and both of your grandparents.

X X O X
X O X X

are the only two options. This of course means that you souldn't have been between all of the at the same time UNLESS your father married your grandmother.

Dude, your family is fucked up.

I think the arrangement was probably more like this:

XXXX
XOOX
XOOX
XXXX

Obviously Megafoo was a severely obese child, and you assholes are digging up painful memories.
 

Jim Bowie

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fennec fox said:
Actually, wasn't this sort of the way Charlie's household was set up in the book version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Of course, they were so poor that they had to sleep together, but...

No way! Both sets of grandparents slept in one gnarly huge bed, Charlie got his own, and his mom got her own.
 

Ecrofirt

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Jim Bowie said:
No way! Both sets of grandparents slept in one gnarly huge bed, Charlie got his own, and his mom got her own.

That's because even Charlie's mother wasn't as screwed up as Megafoo's grandpa-daddy.
 
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