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Drinking games are for getting girls drunk. Don't play with a bunch of dudes.

Why play a game where the "punishment" is getting drunk? Isnt the whole point that you WANT to get drunk?
 
Well here's the story. My little sister started going out with this guy who's a fucking jerk, of course she didn't listen to me. She doesn't have the best character judgement. She's 20 and he's 18. He left for college earlier this month and he plays beer pong. Well I guess he got so drunk he nearly fucked some girl and his friends supposedly had to pull him off of her. He told her that wouldn't be enough to make him stop drinking cause his friends would think he was a pussy.

Well I guess yesterday he told her that he would moderate his drinking except for beer pong. I don't live close enough or I'd take care of this guy myself, I'm just really concerned ya know? She's stubborn and doesn't listen to me when I say he's a creep. It sucks.

So am I to understand that no matter how much he "moderates" his normal binge drinking, that beer pong is played soely to get chicks drunk and fuck?
 
pnjtony said:
Well here's the story. My little sister started going out with this guy who's a fucking jerk, of course she didn't listen to me. She doesn't have the best character judgement. She's 20 and he's 18. He left for college earlier this month and he plays beer pong. Well I guess he got so drunk he nearly fucked some girl and his friends supposedly had to pull him off of her. He told her that wouldn't be enough to make him stop drinking cause his friends would think he was a pussy.

Well I guess yesterday he told her that he would moderate his drinking except for beer pong. I don't live close enough or I'd take care of this guy myself, I'm just really concerned ya know? She's stubborn and doesn't listen to me when I say he's a creep. It sucks.

So am I to understand that no matter how much he "moderates" his normal binge drinking, that beer pong is played soely to get chicks drunk and fuck?
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yes generally if you are a man you either team with a girl or face off with girls so they get drunk and you can manhandle them.

guys dont really get that drunk from such games.
 
If its a tournament you're better off losing if you don't want to get really loaded. But the further you go the more beer you drink.

But if you only play a few games and you don't suck, you'll be alright. And my advice would be to not drink anything until you play.
 
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RAPESHOE says: Assemble posse, kick his fucking ass
 
Cerebral Palsy said:
Jose Cuervo Pong, or Jager Pong sounds like more fun. It's going down Saturday night.
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i used to play vodka pong with double shots of vodka all the time


those were fun nights
 
pnjtony said:
Well here's the story. My little sister started going out with this guy who's a fucking jerk, of course she didn't listen to me. She doesn't have the best character judgement. She's 20 and he's 18. He left for college earlier this month and he plays beer pong. Well I guess he got so drunk he nearly fucked some girl and his friends supposedly had to pull him off of her. He told her that wouldn't be enough to make him stop drinking cause his friends would think he was a pussy.

Well I guess yesterday he told her that he would moderate his drinking except for beer pong. I don't live close enough or I'd take care of this guy myself, I'm just really concerned ya know? She's stubborn and doesn't listen to me when I say he's a creep. It sucks.

So am I to understand that no matter how much he "moderates" his normal binge drinking, that beer pong is played soely to get chicks drunk and fuck?
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Well, first off thats bullshit, and he probably nailed the other girl. Secondly, he is a freshman, so he will get plastered from Keystone Light.

dem said:
Drinking games are for getting girls drunk. Don't play with a bunch of dudes.

Why play a game where the "punishment" is getting drunk? Isnt the whole point that you WANT to get drunk?
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Because chasing quarters if fucking awesome, thats why.
 
first off, your sister is 20 fuckin' years old and if she wants to put up with this kind of douchebag, there's not much you can do. Gotta grow up sooner or later... looks like she wants to learn the hard way.

And whats a 20 year old chick doin with an 18 year old guy? Is she ugly or have low self esteem? No offense, but by the time girls are 20 they realize that younger guys aren't worth their time.
 
Beer pong rules!...except I normally play with with Captain Morgan.....

Oh and if I were pnjtony's sister's b/f I'd have punched my friends all in the face and told them to mind there own fucking business.
 
Beer pong is a term for a class of games, and I've never seen it played the same way in two different places, but I will describe it as it is played in my fraternity.

The rules are quite simple, but when played with friends and girls it is one of the most fun "college" games there is.

You need at least two ping pong balls, and any large rectangular table. Each team consists of two players. The two teams on each side set up about 8-10 small-sized dixie cups arranged closely together in a triangular pattern. Fill them up with beer (ice cold from a keg.. no cans). Each team then takes turns trying to throw the ping pong balls into the opposite team's beer cups. If you successfully land a shot into a beer cup, the opposing team has to drink that beer. At the end of the game, the losing team have to drink all of the winning team's remaining beer cups.

Note that the ping pong balls will fall on the ground alot, and might not really be washed before they end up in your beer again. Its kind of dirty, but then again you're playing BEER PONG.. This ain't chess.

That's pretty much it. Depending on where you play, there may be a whole bunch of house rules concerning interference (at my school it is not allowed and it can cost you a drink) as well as cup placement rules, bouncing rules, and all that.. but I wont really go into it. Anyways, have fun!!

P.S. regarding interference, the way we do it is you can't touch or move your cups in any way, but you're allowed to cover them up with your hands. but the opposing team can try to hit your hands, dodge ball style, and if you dont move out of the way quick enough and get hit by the ball, you have to take a drink.
 
Thats pretty much how we play it. You're only allowed to interfere in the other team tries to bounce it in. Otherwise you can wave your hands and do whatever to distract the thrower as long a you dont touch the ball.

BEER PONG!
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Kelsie getting fresh with Maggie after too much BEER PONG!
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argon said:
Each team then takes turns trying to throw the ping pong balls into the opposite team's beer cups.
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We play with the bounce rule. The ball must be released from your hand from behind your side of the table with one required bounce. Throwing is for sissies.
 
Brian Fellows said:
BEER PONG!
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Kelsie getting fresh with Maggie after too much BEER PONG!
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Man.. those pics bring back such great memories.=)

and I've found that girls like to play beer pong even more than guys. they practically drag you over to the table..
 
argon said:
Note that the ping pong balls will fall on the ground alot, and might not really be washed before they end up in your beer again. Its kind of dirty, but then again you're playing BEER PONG.. This ain't chess.
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We played beer pong at my fraternity all the time. We always had a cup of clean water on each side of the table and you had to wash off your ball real quick after each throw.
 
bouncing is the necessary evil after you're 30 minutes into the game.

and whoever uses hard liquor in the game definitely has my props. i can't even imagine the horror of that.
 
scorcho said:
bouncing is the necessary evil after you're 30 minutes into the game.

and whoever uses hard liquor in the game definitely has my props. i can't even imagine the horror of that.
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I mix it. I'm not that hardcore after the shit almost killed me once.
 
argon said:
Beer pong is a term for a class of games, and I've never seen it played the same way in two different places, but I will describe it as it is played in my fraternity.

The rules are quite simple, but when played with friends and girls it is one of the most fun "college" games there is.

You need at least two ping pong balls, and any large rectangular table. Each team consists of two players. The two teams on each side set up about 8-10 small-sized dixie cups arranged closely together in a triangular pattern. Fill them up with beer (ice cold from a keg.. no cans). Each team then takes turns trying to throw the ping pong balls into the opposite team's beer cups. If you successfully land a shot into a beer cup, the opposing team has to drink that beer. At the end of the game, the losing team have to drink all of the winning team's remaining beer cups.

Note that the ping pong balls will fall on the ground alot, and might not really be washed before they end up in your beer again. Its kind of dirty, but then again you're playing BEER PONG.. This ain't chess.
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Did you read the wikipedia article? I was shocked that it actually had its info correct. You are describing Beirut. Beer Pong, or as it should be known Pong, is played with Paddles and is the proud tradition of my Alma Mater. Slam was popular back in the Eighties, but nowadays it is all about Lob. There are various other formations and some little rules like aces etc. The one inaccuracy of the wikipedia article is that hitting cups on the serve is a BIG no no and to my knowledge always has been as it results in you having to drink one of your own beers. The beauty of the game comes from the save. If the ball hits your cups you can return it back if it hasn't bounced twice. This leads to a very competitive back and forth battle and emphasizes sinking over hitting. A good game is fun to play and watch as we have campus wide tournament of champions.
 
BigGreenMat said:
Did you read the wikipedia article? I was shocked that it actually had its info correct. You are describing Beirut. Beer Pong, or as it should be known Pong, is played with Paddles and is the proud tradition of my Alma Mater. Slam was popular back in the Eighties, but nowadays it is all about Lob. There are various other formations and some little rules like aces etc. The one inaccuracy of the wikipedia article is that hitting cups on the serve is a BIG no no and to my knowledge always has been as it results in you having to drink one of your own beers. The beauty of the game comes from the save. If the ball hits your cups you can return it back if it hasn't bounced twice. This leads to a very competitive back and forth battle and emphasizes sinking over hitting. A good game is fun to play and watch as we have campus wide tournament of champions.
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You're vesrion sounds like too much work for a drinking game....
 
Azwethinkweiz said:
If you're a guy and you're bouncing, you might as well just trade in your penis right now. Only women are allowed to bounce by our rules.
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If bouncing is easy you're not drunk enough. Really depends on the length of the table you're using too I guess. The table we use is giant.
 
Azwethinkweiz said:
Regardless of how intoxicated you are, bouncing will always be easier than throwing. So stop bouncing the ball already.
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who bounces? Traditional beirut rules allow you to play defense immediately after the ball makes contact with anything. So if they try and bounce, you swat it away. Makes perfect sense.


And everyone plays it at college these days. Every school I've visited (all east coast, but whatever) played it religiously.


And you're sister is absolutely retarded for dating a college freshman. This stuff is par for the course. Just wait until rush starts if she thinks his behavior is bad now.
 
Lathentar said:
That game is horrible and stupid.
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Flip cup is great if you want to get smashed within a half hour. It's also a good idea to have boys vs girls, makes things interesting. Or you can rotate around the table after each game.
 
People here rarely bounce, but it is a necessary evil. Say you're drunk playing you're 4th or 5th game, the other team is gonna bounce the ball because you're spacing out in your inebriated state. Damn good game.
 
I use to play beer pong back home. But it really should be called beirut. I go to Dartmouth, and we play with ping-pong paddles with their handles broken off here. It's all on the wikipedia site. It's actually pretty damn fun. I'm going to be rusty when I go home and play beirut. Bouncing can be a very good strategy, if the other team is wasted. One person throws, while the other person bounces right after them. Sometimes you just space out, or hit the wrong ball or something.

And seriously, how old are you if you don't know about beer pong?

And shit, I didn't see BigGreenMat's post. You went to Dartmouth right?
 
I've never seen beer pong played without a ping pong table! Sort of false advertising if you ask me. Here's how I usually play:

1) play ping pong as normal with 2-4 people on a normal ping pong table

2) place cup of beer in front of you (no cans or bottles)

3) your cup is hit with a ball = a drink for you

4) ball in your cup = drink rest of beer in your cup

5) hitting your own cup = same penalties as above but your whole team suffers the same fate.

6) repeat until someone pisses in your cat box then throws up all over the floor. (optional)
 
I played pong with St. Ides last week. Talk about a mistake....everyone passing out before 9:30 = bad times.


But make sure you're like us and have an official:

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Eminem said:
I played pong with St. Ides last week. Talk about a mistake....everyone passing out before 9:30 = bad times.


But make sure you're like us and have an official:

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only bitches blow em ;)
 
Eminem said:
I played pong with St. Ides last week. Talk about a mistake....everyone passing out before 9:30 = bad times.


But make sure you're like us and have an official:

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Wel lack the official officials uniform. So ours has to wear an Elvis jumpsuit and these big glasses with sideburns attached. I wish I had pictures of my friend Brandon wearing it while playing. He looked just like Elvis after he got fat. Then later on he went to the strip club dresssed like that.
 
Played several rounds at a party last week ...


... and will be playing while tailgating for the Bills game this Sunday.

Will also be playing polish horseshoes (hill-billy horseshoes, washer toss ... whatever you want to call it), and 3-man.
 
I remember the first time I played beer pong I was sorely disapointed that you didn't use paddles :(

I like the 2 v 2 version the best with two cup pyrimids on each side. If both team members sink the same cup on the same turn the other team loses and has to finish every glass immediately. pwnxxord
 
Eminem said:
I played pong with St. Ides last week. Talk about a mistake....everyone passing out before 9:30 = bad times.


But make sure you're like us and have an official:

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Weird ... your ref looks like one of my buddies from Geneseo.
 
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