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[Matlock]

"I'm sorry I left the noodles on the microwave for 15 min. I got on my bed to masturbate and forgot about them"
-some girl

honorary mention: any of litigationmanuel's, becaue he's a genius

 

[bjork]

"I feel asleep!", followed by staggered ZzZ, which I cannot do on this forum for some reason.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

"I'm sorry I left the noodles on the microwave for 15 min. I got on my bed to masturbate and forgot about them"
-some girl

honorary mention: any of litigationmanuel's, becaue he's a genius

Oh Matlock, I'm blushing! Here's one of mine:

Cat Stevens is awesome. He's like a Muslim version of Jesus, except instead of rising from the dead, he sings and plays guitar. Oh wait, the Muslim version of Jesus is Jesus. Nevermind then. He's still great though.

 

[Boomer]

What the hell is the point of away messages?

 

[Zilch]

What the hell is the point of away messages?

Oh man, are you one of those people who always has "I am away from my computer right now." up?

 

[Boomer]

Oh man, are you one of those people who always has "I am away from my computer right now." up?

No, I'm one of those people that only gets online when I'm ACTUALLY AT THE COMPUTER.

 

[sc0la]

Catuion! If you want your asses blown out: Stay in the room.

 

[Bog]

"Your sister."

"I'm not here. Go do something with your time."

"My green grass."

 

[Seth C]

"Like the fat chick in a dodgeball game, I'm out."

 

[kablooey]

I like to mix up my away messagese. The randomer the betterer.

 

[Kave_Man]

"brb hurricane"

 

[AntoneM]

this is my current favorite, I usually have some song lyric as my away message and this is my most used and favorite of them:

get your world off my back. i've been stuffed fat and pounded fat. i've shrunken it. i've sunk in it. i've drowned in all i've found in it

 

[Jill Sandwich]

I hate emo lyric based away messages