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[Boogie]

It's better as "Gretzky"

 

[karasu]

Ah well. http://www.livejournal.com/community/scans_daily/727946.html

 

[ronito]

I would commit physical violence against virtually every person in this thread.

Hey Ned, I got a quote for you:

And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other; and him that ctaketh• away thy cloke forbid not to take thy coat also.
Luke 6:29

Seriously though, why are you looking outside of the bible for any Jesus quotes?

 

[Squirrel Killer]

Matthew 7:3-5 is all you need.

And for a good example of someone using Jesus' words against those that try to distort his message, read this.

 

[ronito]

Matthew 7:3-5 is all you need.

Amen and yea verily!

 

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Matthew 7:3-5 is all you need.

This man begs to differ.

 

[Squirrel Killer]

This man begs to differ.

Ha! But before you point out the speck of sawdust in his eye, make sure you take care of the plank in your own. The beauty of Christ's message is that each of us should be so concerned about living up to his example, that we'd have no time to be negative towards each other.

 

[eLGee]

And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.--Lev.26:29

My favorite.

 

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Ha! But before you point out the speck of sawdust in his eye, make sure you take care of the plank in your own. The beauty of Christ's message is that each of us should be so concerned about living up to his example, that we'd have no time to be negative towards each other.

Pull up a chair and relax a little. Back in the 80's the rainbow wig guy was seemingly at every football game holding a sign that read John 3:16 so when you said Mathew 7:3-5 was all you need I remembered mr. rainbow. I'm not even sure if I needed to explain that but whatever.

 

[Matlock]

It's better as "Gretzky"

Yeah, but I couldn't find a shirt with that on it.

 

[Squirrel Killer]

Pull up a chair and relax a little. Back in the 80's the rainbow wig guy was seemingly at every football game holding a sign that read John 3:16 so when you said Mathew 7:3-5 was all you need I remembered mr. rainbow. I'm not even sure if I needed to explain that but whatever.

Step off you cross, Hitler, you make a vague reference on the internet, you get off-the-mark responses. Not that my response indicated that I ought relax, for fuck's sake, I had a laugh in there, didn't I? Maybe I should go ADHD on the smileys...

Anyway, I do know about the John 3:16 guy, and recognized him in you post. My sister even asked me once after seeing him on TV if John 3:16 had some sort of special relevance to sporting events. But your post is vague. Is it a reference to his John 3:16 fetish (which is no where to be found in the pic or your post, thus relying on reader's familiarity with a fringe nutball to make your point, which does nothing to help Ned's predicament) or just making fun of a nutball fanatic that wears a silly wig. I'm sure you'll forgive me, as I forgive you, for assuming the most likely meaning given the meme of the forum.

 

[Boogie]

Step off you cross, Hitler, you make a vague reference on the internet, you get off-the-mark responses. Not that my response indicated that I ought relax, for fuck's sake, I had a laugh in there, didn't I? Maybe I should go ADHD on the smileys...

His "Relax" was doubtlessly just used as an excuse to post that pic