http://www.rackspace.co.uk/youroffer/?BAN=osdnskyfish
It's a build-your-own-special-offer thing from Rackspace. Here are the multiple-choice options:
Introductory period
( ) One week FREE*
( ) Two weeks FREE*
( ) One month FREE*
Migration
( ) Free*?
( ) Oh no, Id prefer to pay for it, actually
Freebies
( ) FREE Rackspace T-Shirt
( ) FREE Rackspace Fanatical Support coffee mug
( ) FREE Rackspace Committed coffee
Commission structure
( ) I want £350* commission on projects hosted through Rackspace
( ) But Id prefer 3.24%* commission on projects hosted through Rackspace
( ) In fact, if Im honest, Id rather have 6%*. In for a penny, in for a pound.
Support level
( ) Rackspace expert staff available 24 hours a day to answer technical queries
( ) Rackspace expert staff available 24 hours a day to answer technical queries, and just for a chat
( ) Rackspace expert staff available 24 hours a day to answer technical queries, just for a chat, and to make up numbers in company sports teams (enthusiasm guaranteed, not ability )
Expertise
( ) I want a hosting partner that has more Redhat-certified Linux technicians than any other managed hosting company
( ) I want to partner a managed hosting company that has specialist Microsoft-accredited technical support staff, and which is currently Microsofts Hosting Partner of the Year.
( ) I want a managed hosting partner that plays golf with Bill Gates and Linus Torvald.
Corporate hospitality
( ) Id like restricted view tickets to Canvey Island v Carshalton in the Ryman League on a wet Wednesday in November (inc bacon roll and coffee in a polystyrene cup at half time)
( ) Id like free tickets to Sheff Utd v Millwall in Division 1
( ) I want to see Chelsea v Real Madrid in the Champions League, sitting next to Roman Abramovich, sipping vodka and eating as much caviar as I can handle.
Response to this offer request
( ) Within a month things arent moving too quickly at the moment
( ) Within a week I want to know, but it can wait a day or two
( ) Instant drop everything and call me
Free travel to visit Rackspace
( ) We pay for you to come and meet us over a round of golf
( ) We pay for you to come and meet us at our data centre
( ) We pay for you to come and meet us at our data centre and bake you a home-made chocolate cake
It's a build-your-own-special-offer thing from Rackspace. Here are the multiple-choice options:
Introductory period
( ) One week FREE*
( ) Two weeks FREE*
( ) One month FREE*
Migration
( ) Free*?
( ) Oh no, Id prefer to pay for it, actually
Freebies
( ) FREE Rackspace T-Shirt
( ) FREE Rackspace Fanatical Support coffee mug
( ) FREE Rackspace Committed coffee
Commission structure
( ) I want £350* commission on projects hosted through Rackspace
( ) But Id prefer 3.24%* commission on projects hosted through Rackspace
( ) In fact, if Im honest, Id rather have 6%*. In for a penny, in for a pound.
Support level
( ) Rackspace expert staff available 24 hours a day to answer technical queries
( ) Rackspace expert staff available 24 hours a day to answer technical queries, and just for a chat
( ) Rackspace expert staff available 24 hours a day to answer technical queries, just for a chat, and to make up numbers in company sports teams (enthusiasm guaranteed, not ability )
Expertise
( ) I want a hosting partner that has more Redhat-certified Linux technicians than any other managed hosting company
( ) I want to partner a managed hosting company that has specialist Microsoft-accredited technical support staff, and which is currently Microsofts Hosting Partner of the Year.
( ) I want a managed hosting partner that plays golf with Bill Gates and Linus Torvald.
Corporate hospitality
( ) Id like restricted view tickets to Canvey Island v Carshalton in the Ryman League on a wet Wednesday in November (inc bacon roll and coffee in a polystyrene cup at half time)
( ) Id like free tickets to Sheff Utd v Millwall in Division 1
( ) I want to see Chelsea v Real Madrid in the Champions League, sitting next to Roman Abramovich, sipping vodka and eating as much caviar as I can handle.
Response to this offer request
( ) Within a month things arent moving too quickly at the moment
( ) Within a week I want to know, but it can wait a day or two
( ) Instant drop everything and call me
Free travel to visit Rackspace
( ) We pay for you to come and meet us over a round of golf
( ) We pay for you to come and meet us at our data centre
( ) We pay for you to come and meet us at our data centre and bake you a home-made chocolate cake