Best videogame quotes?

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Matlock

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I'll start off this bitch with a couple I liked.

"The worst part is the phantom hemorrhoids."
-Professor Farnsworth, Futurama

"Awhahahhaoahohaah!"
-Liu Kang, Mortal Kombat
 
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"I can't live without Wang Long...
No Really."
-Happy Guy, Persona 2
 
Metal Gear Solid always has some classic/memorable stuff:

Snake(in the tanker locker): This reminds me of when we first met.
Otacon: Now we're even.
Snake: Not unless I piss my pants.
Otacon: That's a low blow Snake!

LOL!
 
After posting in the wrong thread:

Metal Gear:

Soldier: "I feel asleep!"

And of course, Zero Wing.

"Take off every Zig", "Someone set us up the bomb", and "All your base are belong to us."
 
"Bet you can't stick it".

Works on so many levels.

How do you get all those quotes from MGS2 to happen? They only speak in the codec, so you have to do something then go right to the codec and talk to someone?
 
Solid Snake: If you run out of ammo, you can have mine.
Raiden: What about you?
Solid Snake: [points to his bandanna] Infinite ammo.

Gotta love a game that makes fun of it's own conventions.
 
"Shut your stinkin mouth BITCH!!!" - Heather, Silent Hill 3
"I have bigger balls than most of you!" - Alyssa, Resident Evil Outbreak
 
"See ya in the funny papers" // Crimson Skies

"Okay. The timers are set. We've got five seconds."
"FIVE SECONDS?" // GTA: Vice City

Anything said by Fernando Martinez in Grand Theft Auto III
 
Xenogears' Spoilers

Krelian: Why such reluctance to become one with the god? What attachment could you possibly have to this wretched old world?
What meaning can be found in living out such a short existence... hurting others, hurting yourself, grinding one another down... only to inevitably die and return to dust?
Why, everything we could ever desire is here... No need to be troubled by the need for love... For this place is filled with the love of god.

FEI: I have not lost hope in humans as much as you have, Krelian...
Someday humankind will come to understand one another! I sincerely believe that!

Krelian: How can you be so sure? Humans will never come to understand each other.
You said that she is the person you love. But can you say that you even truly understand each other?
All humans do is place themselves at a comfortable distance from each other and call that 'mutual understanding', 'spiritual unity', or 'true love'... but it is all lies!
Man cannot associate with others without first deceiving themselves.

The whole conversation between the two is gold. That's my favorite bit though.
 
Earthbound:

"Pokey is cowering in fear"
there are some other great ones in that game but I just can't remember them.

"I hope this isn't Chris' blood!" I let others use some of RE's great quotes.


"Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
and of course...
"I HAVE FURY!"
 
Any dialogue from Bangi-o, that game was fucked up.

Miss W:
Hahahaha! I am the Kosmo gang-Boss Gai! Long time no see, rascal!
Riki:
You! You are Gai! The Gai of the Kosmo gang!
Miss W:
I think I just said that.
Miss W:
It's still too early to rest completely!
Miss W:
From here the road to hell awaits you!
Miss W:
Just come here!
Miss W:
I'll pulverise you with my ultimate weapon The End of Treasure!
Riki:
What are you talking about? I'll blast you into dust!
Mrs. M:
Hey, could you stop using my little sister as a telephone?

WTF??
 
Can't remember any outside of "I HAVE FURY!!!", but Paper Mario and Mario & Luigi are full to the brim with great quotes. I thought Link's Awakening had some hilarious text too, but that's probably just me.
 
Winback: Covert Operations
Guy: Hey look chief, (some guy) left us a msg in his own blood.
Chief: In his own blood? Way to go kid!

Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
I am Error.

Mario Kart 64
Toad: I'm the best! (funny because it sounds hyper cute and because it's true)

Mortal Kombat II & 3
All of Shao Kahn's stuff. So memorable...
"You weak, pathetic fool."
"You will die, mortal."
"Is that your best?"
"All too easy."
"Mwahahahahaha." (sinister laugh)

The House of the Dead 2
The entire game's dialogue.

Daytona USA
Game Over Yeah!!!!

Killer Instinct
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER !!!!
 
Senretsu said:
Any dialogue from Bangi-o, that game was fucked up.

WTF??
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I think we have a winner! The whole dialogue in this game is one big fat joke. I remember the hero's rant about 2D games... That was beautiful.

Mrs. M:
You'd like 2D-games, wouldn't you?
Riki:
Right!
Riki:
We are prepared to live in the plain and die in the plain.
Mrs. M:
Thus, to the question of the day.
Mrs. M:
Stacked-up missiles Will often pursue you.
Mrs. M:
Although they may look like a single missle, pay careful
attention!
Mrs. M:
Their combined effect is many times worse!
Riki:
Presumably nothing can be done about this, or indeed M.?
Riki:
That's probably down to the 2D-display!
Mrs. M:
True enough!
Riki:
The beautiful world of 2D! The tension is getting good! Three
cheers for Bangai-o!
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I crack up at this every single time.

The boss talking with children's drawings was absolutely class as well.
 
"I'm gonna bury those motherfuckers!" -Kingpin

"The gene pool has been stagnated and I am the minister of god." -Postal 2
 
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