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[Biff Hardbody]

Answer this one simple question.

A woman goes to a funeral of a friend, and while ther meets a man she falls in love with. A week later, her sister is killed. Who killed her sister?

 

[Bob White]

Teh fish1

and very old

 

[Ecrofirt]

I did.

 

[Biff Hardbody]

old? Damn, just had someone ask me this. I am not with the times.

 

[God's Hand]

Biff... you moron. You told it completely wrong. You're missing a crucial part of it. Wow, are you stupid or what...

 

[Wario64]

This is old but I forgot what the answer is

 

[Bob White]

<shockjock>

What's the difference between Jews and pizza?

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[Biff Hardbody]

Biff... you moron. You told it completely wrong. You're missing a crucial part of it. Wow, are you stupid or what...

You are mean. I just am asking what I heard. Please don't call me anymore names, it hurts my feelings very badly.

 

[Mama Smurf]

I'm totally lost. Is that sarcasm or not?

 

[Pattergen]

Biff... you moron. You told it completely wrong. You're missing a crucial part of it. Wow, are you stupid or what...

Uhm, you might want to stop posting this rude shit all of the time.

 

[Malakhov]

Biff... you moron. You told it completely wrong. You're missing a crucial part of it. Wow, are you stupid or what...

Chill out man.

 

[TAJ]

>>>Answer this one simple question.

A woman goes to a funeral of a friend, and while ther meets a man she falls in love with. A week later, her sister is killed. Who killed her sister?<<<

Not enough information for me to give you an answer.

 

[Ecrofirt]

You never gave me my fucking answer, douche. Am I a serial killer, or what?

 

[Biff Hardbody]

No, I think we can rehabilitate you. Your my boy!

 

[TAJ]

OK, I get it now.
I killed the sister AND the friend. Just killing the sister would only make me a murderer, while killing multiple victims on seperate dates elevated me to the status of serial killer.

 

[=W=]

what

 

[Hitman]

Are;nt you not supposed to tell them this is a test for serial killing?

And yes... this is old.

 

[Doth Togo]

Jesus is the answer.

 

[Tenguman]

Diagnosis: Screwed up thread
Treatment: Lindsey Lohan

 

[ManDudeChild]

I think we're losing sight of what's really important...

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I'm totally lost. Is that sarcasm or not?

 

[impirius]

I think the original went something like (this may spoil Biff's question somewhat):

A woman goes to the funeral of her mother. While she's there, she meets the man of her dreams, but she leaves the funeral without knowing who he is. A few days later, the woman murders her sister. Why?

 

[Boogie9IGN]

My head hurts

 

[Tenguman]

I think the original went something like (this may spoil Biff's question somewhat):

A woman goes to the funeral of her mother. While she's there, she meets the man of her dreams, but she leaves the funeral without knowing who he is. A few days later, the woman murders her sister. Why?

the man is a friend of the family probably and she wants to see him again

*edit: forgot to add "see"

 

[demon]

my penis.

 

[=W=]

^^ hehe, he said penis

 

[DJ Sl4m]

How could anyone fall in love with someone at a funeral ?
What a weirdo

 

[yoshifumi]

the answer is:

yo momma.

 

[Naked Snake]

I knew what this was about just by reading the thread title... Very old, and it was much better in it's original form.

 

[LakeEarth]

I think the original went something like (this may spoil Biff's question somewhat):

A woman goes to the funeral of her mother. While she's there, she meets the man of her dreams, but she leaves the funeral without knowing who he is. A few days later, the woman murders her sister. Why?

That doesn't sound right, I think it gives away the 'right' answer. Is there a way to say it without it being as obvious?

 

[goodcow]

It was Bill.

 

[Justin Bailey]

The one-armed man did it.

 

[Justin Bailey]

Here's what I found via google:

The Killer Test

It is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there but never asked for his number and then.....
a few days later the girl killed her own sister. Question: What is her motive in killing her sister? Give this some thought for a while before you scroll down.

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Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.

This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in this test and answered it correctly. If you didn't answer correctly-good for you. If your friends hit the jackpot, may I suggest that you keep your distance.

http://www.funkyshit.org/txt/killertest.php

 

[sprsk]

haha, i thought that perhaps it was her sister in drag. oh well i guess im not the murderous type.

 

[Chopin Trusty Balls]

Saddam Hussein

 

[Tenguman]

looks like i got it right (see a few posts above)


ok people, give me your home addresses

 

[LakeEarth]

I'm a little worried that I easily got the answer despite Biff's butchered telling of the story.

 

[Discharger]

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/sister.htm

 

[Deleted member 1235]

I have learned two things from this thread,

1. that test is a fake. Thanks snopes.

2. Biff really did test if you are probably a serial killer.

It's God's hand.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

It was Bill.

So the sister survived? :OO

 

[Doth Togo]

Jesus is still the answer.

 

[Mega Man's Electric Sheep]

He was at her mom's funeral, but he was a total stranger and noone knew who he was? And the concept of asking for a phone number was foreign to her? Are you sure this isn't a gullibility test?