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Bill Clinton owns heckler

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Incognito

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Bill Clinton fought back when he ran into a verbal mugging in Central Park.

The former President is said to have been strolling through the park with his Secret Service team recently when a man pushing a stroller taunted, "You were an embarrassment to the office of commander-in-chief."

Lakshmi Kumar, writing in Citizen Culture magazine, says she saw Clinton stop and deftly tell his heckler, "Oh, really? I think I did a helluva job.... I'll admit I misled people about my personal life. And I have even apologized for it, but I never misled the people about policy and I certainly never misled the people about going to war."

Clinton is said to have spent 45 minutes taking questions from a mostly adoring crowd, then told his detractor: "I hope your children turn out to be as perfect as you are, sir."

The group applauded and Bill walked to a nearby SUV, where, Kumar says, Sen. Hillary Clinton looked impatient.
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/262079p-224420c.html

:lol :lol :lol

I wonder if W will ever stroll around in parks after his presidency? Guy might get beat the fuck down...
 
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levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
The group applauded and Bill walked to a nearby SUV, where, Kumar says, Sen. Hillary Clinton looked impatient.
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Bill, get your retired ass in the car!
 
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darscot

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It's funny when Bill was president. I thought he was a bit of a tool. The guys couldn't even keep the stuff on the down low . I could care less who he bags in the oval office, just pick a women that knows how to keep her mouth shut.

But now with the alternative you really see how great Bill really was and how hard the powers that be tried to bring him down over nothing.
 
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DarienA

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Bill probably spent so much time because he saw Hillary was waiting for him.
 
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xsarien

daedsiluap
darscot said:
I could care less who he bags in the oval office, just pick a women that knows how to keep her mouth shut.
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If he did that, he wouldn't have gotten any action in the first place.

*zing*
 
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DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
I wonder if W will ever stroll around in parks after his presidency? Guy might get beat the fuck down...
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So true. In NY anyway. Those mid-west folks are on some other sh!t.
 
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darscot said:
It's funny when Bill was president. I thought he was a bit of a tool. The guys couldn't even keep the stuff on the down low . I could care less who he bags in the oval office, just pick a women that knows how to keep her mouth shut.

But now with the alternative you really see how great Bill really was and how hard the powers that be tried to bring him down over nothing.
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It wasn't Monica Lewinski that turned him in, it was Linda Tripp.
 
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Secret Service staffing levels vary as the situation requires, and lifetime protection for former Presidents and their spouses was eliminated by Congressional legislation in 1997. President Clinton and his wife, Hillary, are the last First Couple who will receive such a benefit; President George W. Bush and all who succeed him in the White House will be limited to receiving Secret Service protection for a period of not more than 10 years from the time they leave office.
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http://www.snopes.com/politics/kerry/secret.asp
 
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videogamer

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kumanoki said:
Not to sound like a terrorist or anything, but after 2008 'limited Secret Service protection' sounds an awful lot like 'just go ahead and kill him as an apology to the world'.
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I would not celebrate his assassination. Killing him will just make him a martyr and people will be forever be praising the guy. The best I can hope for is that he gets caught trying to gas elderly people and kids in a hospital and dies in a firefight as he tries to take everyone down with him.
 
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TheOMan

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While Clinton did an okay job taking care of this guy, he may want to take lessons from our former Prime Minister, Jean Chretien

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This is how you deal with hecklers.
 
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kumanoki

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TheOMan said:
While Clinton did an okay job taking care of this guy, he may want to take lessons from our former Prime Minister, Jean Chretien

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This is how you deal with hecklers.
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*"French, ------------, do you speak it!"










*Funnier if it were actually in French.
 
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kumanoki

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I just keep looking at that picture of Chretien and imagining him doing Marlon Brando a la The Godfather.

"Now you will feel the power of the Chretien Kiss of Death!"
 
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scorcho

testicles on a cold fall morning
xsarien said:
If he did that, he wouldn't have gotten any action in the first place.

*zing*
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but she also wouldn't have weighed the deuce and a half that she did, does, and always will.
 
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etiolate

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The group applauded and Bill walked to a nearby SUV, where, Kumar says, Sen. Hillary Clinton looked impatient.
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That's the only part where I laughed. :lol

It would have been funnier if the heckler replied "You mean the blowjob? Oh I was talking about Rwanda."
 
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