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[fallout]

Saw this posted over at Slashdot.

So normally I resist the temptation to post this sort of thing because it just seems like a cheap shot, but I just can't hold back on this one, so Bill, if you're reading this (ya right I'm sorry, but I just have to share this one. And I hope in 2021 I'm a billionaire and people are posting my yearbook pictures to take cheap shots at me too! Anyway, We recently found pictures of a photo spread Mr. Gates did in 1983 for Teen Beat magazine. Enjoy.

The original pictures have been slashdotted ... but they've been mirrored here. Brace yourselves before clicking that.

 

[MrPing1000]

seen them already still :lol

Who would have thought what he would become.

 

[Willco]

:lol

Bill Gates looks high.

 

[Tazznum1]

Tell me he is not stoned... And what is laying like that for, does he think he is doing a playgirl centerfold shot?

 

[belgurdo]

So sexy, so fabulous

 

[mattiewheels]

I didn't brace myself adequately. How have I not seen these before?!?!?!

 

[TomthebombServo]

Sweet fancy moses, dat aint right.

The first pic reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George had the "sophisticated sexy" pictures taken where he's demurely posing on a fainting couch. And at the end when Jerry and some postal worker find it Jerry says "Ah, the timeless art of seduction." :lol

 

[totoro'd]

I'd hit it

Spoiler

with a box of floppy discs

 

[Willco]

I'D FDISK IT.

 

[Meier]

haha he looks like he should be in an indie rock band from 2005. Well minus the poses he's in.. although I guess he could fit in with Scissor Sisters or something.

 

[ElyrionX]

:lol

Anyway, I don't think Bill Gates would be necessarily pissed over this. For all you know, he could have been dying to find these pics....

 

[PlayStation Tree]

The first pic reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George had the "sophisticated sexy" pictures taken where he's demurely posing on a fainting couch. And at the end when Jerry and some postal worker find it Jerry says "Ah, the timeless art of seduction." :lol

The look in their eyes is similar.

 

[tedtropy]

Well, if he hadn't become a gazillionare, it's obvious he still could've made a tidy sum selling his war3z on the street, as it were. :lol

 

[gblues]

Actually, these photos are from 1985. You can see a Macintosh (1984) and Windows 1.0 (1985) in the background.

Nathan

 

[MrPing1000]

Actually, these photos are from 1985. You can see a Macintosh (1984) and Windows 1.0 (1985) in the background.

Nathan

mmm nerdy

 

[EdLuva]

:lol

 

[Jak140]

:lol :lol :lol Holy shit. I just noticed that he's nonchalantly tossing a floppy disk towards the camera. ahahahaha

 

[Meier]

I seriously think he looks a little bit like Jake Gyllenhaal in this picture. And nice catch on the floppy, didnt notice that earlier. :lol :lol

 

[COCKLES]

I seriously think he looks a little bit like Jake Gyllenhaal in this picture. And nice catch on the floppy, didnt notice that earlier. :lol :lol

You'll give Suerte nightmares now... :lol

 

[xexex]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[norinrad21]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Minotauro]

Anyone have a new link? The above one seems to be dead. Or, is the picture that's been posted in this thread the only one?

 

[8bit]

I posted this in the other thread, but it's since been locked.

 

[tedtropy]

I posted this in the other thread, but it's since been locked.

That is pure concentrated sex right there.

 

[Guzim]

:lol :lol :lol

Those pictures are gold.

 

[impirius]

I posted this in the other thread, but it's since been locked.

*dies*

 

[Tarazet]

Greatest pictures ever.

 

[Lil' Dice]

I swear, Bill Gates is my hero.....seriously.

 

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Dead sexy.


Why the hell was he in Teen Beat anyway? Rick Springfield not available?

 

[Duke Juan the Beast]

He looks like Tony Hawk's uncool little brother in those shots.

Given that they were taken in 1983, I think the pictures could have been a lot worse.

 

[dem]

I dont think its actually teenbeat... someone on slashdot said it was Newsweek.

 

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

I dont think its actually teenbeat... someone on slashdot said it was Newsweek.

Ah, I should've known better. The sarcasm detector in IE was turned off.

 

[ckohler]

Reminds me of:

 

[mattiewheels]

 

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

That's gotta be some kind of bannable offense right there. I'll take a suggestive semi-nude pic of Bill Gates anyday over that.


Someone make a no furry clause in the TOS, STAT.

 

[DHGamer]

"Thats Hawt!!"