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[J2 Cool]

Bill Simmons Archive

Jesus, looking through this guy's archive you could get lost for hours laughing your ass off. Just found this, The Veangence Scale

3.0 -- Stephen running outside and slapping Irene after she called him gay (from "Real World: Seattle" -- bonus points for throwing her stuffed animal into the river).

5.4 -- Tommy Vercetti being betrayed by Lance Vance in "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City" ... Roddy Piper after Adrian Adonis and Don Muraco jumped him on "Piper's Pit."

7.3 -- MJ's reaction after Karl Malone won the '97 MVP Award ... Hakeem's reaction after David Robinson won the '95 MVP Award ... Sammy Sosa sending approximately 450 hitmen to Tony Montana's Miami compound to have him killed at the end of "Scarface."

8.0 -- Justin Timberlake's "Cry Me A River" video.

 

[DMczaf]

The Vengeance Scale is probably the best column of 2004. Great work :lol

 

[Fifty]

My favorite columns of his are his diaries. NBA Draft..Wrestling...any of them. They're fantastic.

 

[DMczaf]

3.6 -- MJ destroying LaBradford Smith's career (possibly apocryphal).

For people that don't know, this was also touched on by another ESPN article

The pride factor. March 20, 1993. Mike doesn't pay much attention as a kid named LaBradford Smith lights him up for 37 in a close Bulls win. Jordan is furious, even with the victory, and tells teammates he'll get 37 in the first half the next night, when in a quirk in the schedule the Bulls are playing Washington again. Jordan gets 36 in the first half and rims out a jumper as the first half ends with the Bulls blowing out the then-Bullets.

:lol :lol