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[Wario64]

 

[Defensor]

I actually like that boxart(reminds me of the new Dawn of the Dead scene). Hori really goes all out with their PS2 memory cards. Their first one resembling a pretri dish was awesome too:

 

[Kobun Heat]

Top Ten Responses to This Thread, by KobunHeat with special help from Agent Dormer:

10) Great, now I know what to not look for on the shelf.
9) It's symbolism. The things in the grave are Outbreak 1, and the guy is Capcom dragging it back up from the dead.
8) Release date: 9/9/2004. Date when the game actually starts working: 9/20/2004.
7) Hori's going to rebrand the bullet keychain as a buttplug for its DOA:U memory card.
6) Outbreak: File 3 boxart will be Jill Valentine beating a dead zombie horse.
5) The '15' in the corner is the amount of time it takes, in minutes, to load the first menu.
4) Target demographics: necrophiliacs ages 18-35.
3) The red sticker on the package reads, "Note: not actually online."
2) Good thing I'm back on Capcom's product list so I can sell this on eBay.

*drumroll*

1) The bullet is included so you can kill yourself for buying this.

 

[Agent Dormer]

Last minute addition:

You'll have to File 2 lawsuits against Capcom after it causes you to break your PlayStation and murder an EB employee for recommending it.

 

[Brofist]

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1) The bullet is included so you can kill yourself after reading the lame ass attempt at humor in this thread.

 

[evil ways]

One attempt at humorous trolling is ok, but ten is overkill.

 

[Patrick Klepek]

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1) The bullet is included so you can kill yourself after reading the lame ass attempt at humor in this thread.

good call

 

[bobbyconover]

2) Good thing I'm back on Capcom's product list so I can sell this on eBay.

It also means that you can work in at least 10-15 pseudo-insider brags about getting sent free games per day, while writing pretentious articles on how to act like a "professional game journalist" in your spare time. Keep on leading by example!

 

[Kobun Heat]

It also means that you can work in at least 10-15 pseudo-insider brags about getting sent free games per day, while writing pretentious articles on how to act like a "professional game journalist" in your spare time. Keep on leading by example!

You know, I *never* do that. I even thought about it before posting it here, but decided nobody would really get mad about it. Whoops.

 

[PanopticBlue]

1) The bullet is included so you can kill yourself for buying my book.

Fixed.

 

[Kobun Heat]

Fixed.

Tee hee. I guess the viral marketing is proceeding according to plan.

 

[StrikerObi]

Tee hee. I guess the viral marketing is proceeding according to plan.

You'll never get away with it! The iDA is on the case!

 

[Great Wasabi Man]

Hey I got a chuckle out of Kobun Heat's post.

 

[StoOgE]

You'll never get away with it! The iDA is on the case!

TXB slam + 1