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SALT LAKE CITY (AP) - A Boy Scout troop tried to put a dent in a potential $14 million judgment Friday by selling lemonade - at $250 a glass.

But $14 million is a lot of lemonade, so prices were inflated a bit. A sip cost $1, a small glass $3 and for $250, folks could get a large - about 16 ounces.

"If only one person in 40 in the entire state of Utah buys a large, it's over," said Scott Fisher, a morning radio disc jockey who helped organize the fund-raising event.

They needed more donors like Gotay. After two hours, they had netted only $66.43.

http://www.fox23news.com/news/national/story.aspx?content_id=D0628A32-CDCF-47AA-A3F7-66E538F40F38

Maybe I'm a dick, but I'd say this is worth a chuckle.