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[Cubsfan23]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/people_pitt_dc

10 bucks says they get back together

 

[MetatronM]

Woo! I have a chance with Jennifer Aniston again!

 

[Spike Spiegel]

One wants kids, the other doesn't?

 

[Brimstone]

Nah, Pitt will hook up with Angelina Jolie.

 

[MrPing1000]

Brad Pitt is 41!

Haha *laughs at his 48 dad*

 

[karasu]

I can't believe Pitt is 41. 0_o

 

[Ford Prefect]

awwwww, Hollywood's Dream Couple.

 

[Fresh Prince]

Nah, Pitt will hook up with Angelina Jolie.

Their children would be insanely beautiful.

 

[Baconäger]

They were married in 2000? It didn't seem like that long ago...

 

[Warm Machine]

Brad Pitt is 41!

Haha *laughs at his 48 dad*

If I can look as good as he does at 41 I'll be pretty damn happy.

 

[Ford Prefect]

If I can look as good as he does at 41 I'll be pretty damn happy.

Don't worry, I'm sure you will.

 

[Zep]

Their children would be insanely beautiful.

you a female or something?

If I can look as good as he does at 41 I'll be pretty damn happy.

Your a Female?

 

[Socreges]

you a female or something?



Your a Female?

It's amazing what pictures you find when Image searching the word "douche" on Google.

 

[Fresh Prince]

you a female or something?



Your a Female?

No when I'm a 40 year old something lonely man watching some movie I'll say, 'Wow ______ Pitt-Jolie is hot. Damn I remember the time when I said that their children would be hot. Guess I was right'.

Stop being insecurr.

Edit: I just the Yound Buck spinning avatar. What a groupie. :lol

 

[nitewulf]

shocking!

 

[Triumph]

Somewhere in Texas, a man named Lemun's panties just got moist.

 

[Brimstone]

Their children would be insanely beautiful.

They would the blueprint for modern day eugenics when it came to physical looks.

Here is a poster of them together.


http://www.mrandmrssmithmovie.com/images/wp/800x600.jpg


And movie trailer of them together.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/mrandmrssmith/index.html

 

[Loki]

Nah, Pitt will hook up with Angelina Jolie.

Good call.

 

[Loki]

Somewhere in Texas, a man named Lemun's panties just got moist.

:lol

 

[Slo]

Holy shit! I can't believe Brad Pitt is 41 years old. That just makes me feel like an old fucker.

 

[jett]

Eh, Jennifer Aniston *used* to be pretty, like 10-8 years ago. Brad Pitt was always out of her league, anyway.

 

[Truelize]

She should just suck it up and have the kids already.

 

[Fresh Prince]

I wonder if Brad can even have kids at this age now (no homo- just for Daddy Z )

 

[Mama Smurf]

You don't think she's pretty still? I'm not saying she's Angelina Jolie pretty, but how many people are?

 

[Mama Smurf]

She should just suck it up and have the kids already.

I don't think you quite understand how the whole reproduction thing works...

 

[Socreges]

Jennifer Aniston is still hot. Just not AS, no.

I don't think you quite understand how the whole reproduction thing works...

:lol


Socreges: See, what happens is.. <inaudible whispers>

Truelize: Ewww....

Socreges: And then... <inaudible whispers>

Truelize: OMFG THAT'S DISGUSTING!!

 

[Days like these...]

Brad pitt is too good looking to be with her.... WTF was he thinking tied down to her for 7 years! So many hotter chicks than her out there

*disclaimer* I meant he is good looking a totally heterosexual way asthetically speaking if you will.... nothing homoerotic about the above comment :lol

 

[isamu]

Woo! I have a chance with Jennifer Aniston again!

not if I can help it.

 

[Fresh Prince]

Brad pitt is too good looking to be with her.... WTF was he thinking tied down to her for 7 years! So many hotter chicks than her out there

*disclaimer* I meant he is good looking a totally heterosexual way asthetically speaking if you will.... nothing homoerotic about the above comment :lol

You use 'no homo' to devoid anything that might have a homosexual connotation.

 

[Loki]

not if I can help it.

Seems like you have some <ahem> issues to work out before Ms. Aniston lets you anywhere near her goods.

 

[cvxfreak]

I can't believe Pitt is 41. 0_o

:O

Me neither.

 

[Miburou]

Her loss.

 

[Truelize]

I don't think you quite understand how the whole reproduction thing works...

I've made my own so I'm pretty sure I've got it down.

 

[pollo]

brad pitt is so hot. I would let him sodomize me anytime he wants. Him and Tom Cruise. I would let them hit it.

 

[bishoptl]

...

 

[Do The Mario]

brad pitt is so hot. I would let him sodomize me anytime he wants. Him and Tom Cruise. I would let them hit it.

Don’t forget Michael Jackson.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Oh I liked his tag!

 

[Lemurnator]

Brad pitt is too good looking to be with her.... WTF was he thinking tied down to her for 7 years! So many hotter chicks than her out there

*disclaimer* I meant he is good looking a totally heterosexual way asthetically speaking if you will.... nothing homoerotic about the above comment :lol

LOVE DOES NOT HAVE AN IMAGE.

LOVE IS UNIVERSAL, MAN.

WHY DO YOU THINK OLIMARIO AND I ARE TOGETHER?

 

[Do The Mario]

WHY DO YOU THINK OLIMARIO AND I ARE TOGETHER?

Why do you think Olimario is being chased by the Fed’s?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

hrmm, well, if thats what it takes, here goes:


i would let brad pitt do me. Yes i would.

 

[Days like these...]

LOVE DOES NOT HAVE AN IMAGE.

LOVE IS UNIVERSAL, MAN.

WHY DO YOU THINK OLIMARIO AND I ARE TOGETHER?

Who said anything about love if I were Bradd Pitt I would having been tapping so much ass these past 7 years (mind youall different flavors of ass) not being tied to some avg. at worst cute at best chick like jennifer aniston.

P.S. Can we call them Brennifer?

 

[pollo]

brad pitt i forgive you for troy. but thats only because youve fight club'd into my life and snatch'd away my heart ocean's 11 style.

*sigh*

 

[J2 Cool]

brad pitt i forgive you for troy. but thats only because youve fight club'd into my life and snatch'd away my heart ocean's 11 style.

*sigh*

Yes.. and you also True Romance... my penis or something... This game makes no sense!

 

[Mama Smurf]

at worst cute at best chick

Chick and cute on the same scale? I do not approve.

 

[deadhorse32]

My sister is gonna be pissed, they are her favorite hollywood couple.

I don't feel like telling her

 

[Manabanana]

Nice tag, pollo.

 

[Dujour]

you a female or something?



Your a Female?

It's common knowledge that he's a stunning guy, so don't try to play the 13-yea- oldish "u think hes hawt ur ghey" card. We see right through it. How many of his posters do you have on your ceiling?

Anyways, if he'd have kids with Jolie, they might look like mutants. He's good looking, but in that unique kinda way. :/

 

[Brimstone]

Anyways, if he'd have kids with Jolie, they might look like mutants.

Anyone got that morphing software, where you can take two different pictures and the program produces a picture inbetween the two averages of Pitts and Jolies faces?

 

[Socreges]

Anyone got that morphing software, where you can take two different pictures and the program produces a picture inbetween the two averages of Pitts and Jolies faces?

No, but here's Jolie and Oliver Stone:

:lol

Jolie and Jared Leto:

:lol :lol

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/iftheymated/

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

Jennifer Aniston was cute at one point, but you can only be cute for so long. I don't think she's particularly attractive "in Hollywood terms".

So far Brad has had public relationships with Juliette Lewis, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Jennifer Aniston. Am I missing any? I think he might have a thing for skinny chicks.