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http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/BetweenTheSheets/0,,2-1343-1346_1614050,00.html

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/14404142?source=Evening Standard

A memo to managers said: "Some areas of the office are covered by CCTV. Whilst this hasn't been any use whatsoever in identifying people nicking bits and bobs, it has highlighted that a number of staff have been having sex in the office.

"This proved of great excitement to the security staff who monitor footage. Faced with a view of the stationery cupboard and a view of two people going at it in a meeting room, guess which one they chose to watch."

I thought you'd get the sack?

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Sounds like somebody was getting the sack!

 

[Burger]

Sounds like somebody was getting the sack!

ZING!

 

[DECK'ARD]

Good old Britain, adding comedy value to the phrase "What's your position in the company?"

 

[Boogie9IGN]

Hold on, I'm trying to think up a funny pun

 

[BorkBork]

Boss: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

George: Who said that?

Boss: She did.

George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.

Boss: You're fired.

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