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XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX TUE APRIL 26, 2005 14:20:17 ET XXXXX

BUSH ASKS ABOUT 'SPLASH DAY'

President Bush raised eyebrows on Tuesday when he asked locals in Galveston, Texas: "Do you still have Splash Day?"

"Splash Day" is the annual "adult oriented enormous beach party" celebration on the Gulf Coast.

BUSH: Do you still have Splash Day?

(LAUGHTER)

BUSH: You have to be a baby boomer to know what I'm talking about.

(LAUGHTER)

BUSH: I'm not saying whether I came or not on Splash Day. I'm just saying, Do you have Splash Day?

(LAUGHTER)

Bush was unaware "Splash Day" is now a fully gay and lesbian event on the beaches.

Developing..

 

[Naked Snake]

Busted! :lol

 

[Socreges]

BUSH: I'm not saying whether I came or not on Splash Day.

BREAKING NEWS


XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX TUE APRIL 26, 2005 15:45:17 ET XXXXX

BUSH DID COME DURING 'SPLASH DAY'

The incriminating picture

Developing..

 

[fennec fox]

 

[sc0la]

:lol

classic

 

[Chesapeake Silt]

(LAUGHTER)

 

[AB 101]

I guess Drudge is credible now

 

[Talas]

It's true.

 

[acoustix]

Damn theres alot of funny threads today.

:lol

 

[Drozmight]

Ahaha. So entertaining.

 

[WedgeX]

This ties in perfectly with Bush's obsession with bald headed men.

http://rigorousintuition.blogspot.com/2005/02/smoking-scalp.html

 

[Father_Brain]

I've heard rumors before that Bush is gay. Not that there's anything even vaguely resembling evidence to back it up...

 

[Macam]

God, I fear to think of the Galveston populace gathered nude on the beach. That is, if you want to call it a "beach" and the populace that lives there "people".

 

[AB 101]

Compared to alot of beaches, Galveston is a shithole.

 

[nitewulf]

It's true.

awwww, what a cute couple. :lol :lol :lol