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[JokerMM]

wtf is wrong with me? my cock just won't stay calm

 

[jufonuk]

 

[Whispa]

Damn I got some catching up to do!

 

[Stitch]

 

[haxan7]

Don't let all that juice go to waste.

 

[M1chl]

 

[TheMan]

Stop watching so much porn in the first place. Go outside

 

[Bojji]

That's like 10 times too much.

 

[JokerMM]

this is so fucking accurate it's blowing my damn mind
same hairline and everything

 

[M1chl]

this is so fucking accurate it's blowing my damn mind
same hairline and everything

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I remember being a teenager.

 

[MachRc]

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I remember being a teenager.

That's my thought as well. How old are you op? 14?

 

[Windle Poons]

Masterbation 11 times!

 

[Coolwhhip]

 

[JokerMM]

I remember being a teenager.

That's my thought as well. How old are you op? 14?

i'am 27.
28 in few months

 

[MachRc]

Ima copy JokerMM, My new pasword for everything is 1DickChocker

 

[Whispa]

i'am 27.
28 in few months

Check out the ass thread and go for number 12, I believe in you!

 

[RoboFu]

Tell your mom to stop wearing that short nighty around the house.

… never mind I'll tell her tonight

 

[ManaByte]

Yes, the Redhead thread will do that.

 

[SJRB]

Congrats, you've hit puberty.

 

[chromhound]

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

 

[Rival]

Only 11? Rookie.

 

[Pejo]

Which COVID booster did you get?

 

[Fbh]

 

[Sybrix]

WTF happens at the 11th stroke?

Just smoke comes out?

 

[Zeroing]

Are you trying to beat some world record???

 

[PrimetimeKnight]

 

[ShirAhava]

i'am 27.
28 in few months

no joke you might have worms

 

[OmegaSupreme]

What drugs you on?

 

[BossLackey]

Please let us know when you start producing blood.

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[badblue]

 

[Kraz]

On military time?

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I have a thread you may want to check out.

 

[DKehoe]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[Javthusiast]

Damn. Most I did when I was younger were 3 nuts a day max when I was super horny.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

i'am 27.
28 in few months

Normally I would suggest getting a girlfriend but in your case, that poor woman would never leave your bed.

 

[Taxexemption]

If this ever happens to me I'm going to respond "Please do it."

When I was a teenager I would have been more embarrassed, now I'm like "Oh, you really thought I never looked at porn. How gullible. Would you like me to shout from the rooftops all the things I've fapped it to, or would you like to just shut up about this now? "

 

[haxan7]

Normally I would suggest getting a girlfriend but in your case, that poor woman would never leave your bed.

He should at least make it to 30 so he can become a wizard

 

[NecrosaroIII]

wtf is wrong with me? my cock just won't stay calm

I'm lucky if I can jo like 2 times a week....

 

[KrakenIPA]

wtf is wrong with me? my cock just won't stay calm

" JokerMM

Gay porn is where it's at."

Give it a break for a bit. Don't forget to try to satisfy someone else's desires/needs before your own. It might make your life a bit better.

 

[haxan7]

" JokerMM

Gay porn is where it's at."

Give it a break for a bit. Don't forget to try to satisfy someone else's desires/needs before your own. It might make your life a bit better.

That sounds like the recipe for finding a lazy pillow princess.

 

[Kilau]

My boss almost fell for one of those emails.

He called asking me about bitcoin and I'm like "….why?"

 

[KrakenIPA]

That sounds like the recipe for finding a lazy pillow princess.

No its about work put down. Do the dishes instead of wranglin the panglin. Vacuum the house instead of pushin the mushin. Dust the cupboard instead of makin personal bacon.

 

[Tschumi]

Hot summer days, all you do is lay around, game, drink fluids, pee, have cold showers and jerk off until you're red raw and faint

 

[Chiggs]

Is it alright if I talk about Morena Baccarin's tits in this thread? I just want to make sure I'm contributing at a high-level.

 

[Javthusiast]

Is it alright if I talk about Morena Baccarin's tits in this thread? I just want to make sure I'm contributing at a high-level.