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[Tommie Hu$tle]

Dude, I so didn't know this was map, that's freakin' trippy and DUDE, I had no idea you were Ruskie!

 

[Socreges]

"Hemmisfear? Pininsaluh? I thought we agreed we'd speak English, Vlad."

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"what kind of macaroni did you use to make this?"

 

[temp]

"So this green stuff's supposed to be grass. What's the blue?"

 

[Blackace]

Then when the troops goose step by you put your arm out like this and make them scream "Heil Bush"!

 

[Fifty]

"So this green stuff's supposed to be grass. What's the blue?"

:lol

 

[Socreges]

Putin: "Here we have.... North Korea."
Bush: "Ah, I see. And what's that country below it?"

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

"Wait, so you're trying to tell me it's possible to down a sandwich in Rainy River, then wade through a rainy river in the Sandwich Islands? You're saying it's possible to drop a man into a vat of grease in Turkey, then go to Greece to eat turkey?! Hell, maybe you should be President, lol"

 

[Loki]

Vladimir Putin, explaining the finer points of plate tectonics and continental drift to an eager Dubya.

Bush: "Can we put some 'happy little trees' there?"

 

[Manabanana]

Bush: "No, don't touch it! You'll crush the little people."

 

[impirius]

"I just don't get it. I mean... you feel those bumps too, right?"

 

[Loki]

<Putin pointing to Iceland>

Dubya: "You mean there's a country made of ice? What happens in the summers?"

 

[temp]

Bush: "No, don't touch it! You'll crush the little people."

Hahahahahaha.

 

[Prince of Space]

"What's that giant lump below Canada there?"

 

[shuri]

Bush: "No, don't touch it! You'll crush the little people."

Post of the thread! :lol

 

[xsarien]

"If you thought Iraq had a lot of brown people, you should check this place out..."

 

[Socreges]

Bush: "No, don't touch it! You'll crush the little people."

:lol

 

[Suerte]

Where's his other hand?

"Is that a bottle of vodka in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?"

 

[The Faceless Master]

"you get the discovery channel here too? i like the pretty pictures."

 

[Mike Works]

 

[Triumph]

:lol :lol :lol

Hitler looks confused, or maybe angry at having to deal with the yahoos.

 

[kablooey]

Bush: "See, I wanna make this Axis of Evil, into a Union of Awesome. Y'know?"

 

[aoi tsuki]

"Man, you Commies sure play Strategory real weird over there."

 

[Fatalah]

Putin: "...and with one swift flick of the wrist, the quarter will vanish!"
Bush: "Wow, you Ruskies and your voodoo magic!"

 

[temp]

"We're going to knock out this wall and put in a closet."

 

[dog$]

Bush: Ooo, is this the "bump mapping" I've heard so much about on the Internets?

 

[Macam]

Why, yes, they can...you just have to click the article link. From the same article where the original picture came from:

Come on, now THAT'S presidentia....ah, I give up.

 

[temp]

"I swear to God, you should have seen MadTV last night, Puty."

 

[J2 Cool]

"I don't see it. It's just not there. Should I cross my eyes?"
"No, it's Russia, right here."
"I'm gonna cross my eyes."
"Stop that."

 

[Project Midway]

Putin: "North Korea's nukes can reach these parts of Japan"
Bush: "Japan? You crazy ol' Putin. Thats Texas right there."

 

[DCX]

" Now this is a mighty impressive Risk board...but you should see my Connect Four display "

DCX

 

[yoshifumi]

"it's a sailboat"
"i don't see it."

 

[Meier]

Bush: "No, don't touch it! You'll crush the little people."

:lol :lol I was shocked it took so long for a Hitler/Nazi reference.. first thing I thought of when I saw the pic.

 

[Socreges]

:lol :lol I was shocked it took so long for a Hitler/Nazi reference.. first thing I thought of when I saw the pic.

I thought Blackace was referencing Hitler, but just spelled "heil" wrong.

 

[Andvary]

"what kind of macaroni did you use to make this?"

:lol

Putin: "So, we think Bin Laden is hiding here."
Bush: "Great!, I'll tell them to look under the N immediatly!"

 

[-=DoAvl=-]

DAMMIT! Andvary beat me to it

 

[-=DoAvl=-]

P: "If you look here, you'll see ..."
B: "But I want to touch your titties"
P: "No. You can do that later!"
B: "But I love t3h titties"
P: "Ok guy, you can touch the titties"


Ahh.. stuff it, andvary took my line

 

[AntoneM]

P:"And this is part of Russia too."
B:"WOW, your nation's huge, there must be 100 billion people there.

 

[Triumph]

Putin: ...and this is the only other country that still likes you. That makes four.
Bush: Hey! You forgot Poland!

 

[Eric-GCA]

How do you start this thing?

 

[BlackMage]

"and, oh my god, the snazzberries taste like snazberries!"

 

[J2 Cool]

"Tasted bitter."

"You should taste my snatch!"



Edited for teh funny

 

[ManaByte]

"No no! We drive on the other side of the road here."

 

[AntoneM]

B: uhh, what's a clutch?

 

[ManaByte]

"In Soviet Russia, road drives you!"

 

[BlackSalad]

"In Soviet Russia, road drives you!"

:lol :lol

 

[Andvary]

-"... sorry, I ate some burritos for breakfast"
-"OMG open the window!!!"

 

[argon]

Bush: "Obviously this blue part here is the land. That would mean--(shuddering)"
(slowly slouches down the wall, hyperventilating.)

 

[miyuru]

Bush: "Obviously this blue part here is the land. That would mean--(shuddering)"
(slowly slouches down the wall, hyperventilating.)

:lol

 

[Red Scarlet]

:lol @ Mana's and don't smoosh.